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  • First!:) and lol. You mustve been fucking wasted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:22am
  • I've seen this text.. Before.. On this site.. But worded a bit differently.. Hmm..

    Submitted by FishPunky on Apr 15, 11 at 11:10am
  • At least you weren't high, or you probably would have eaten the hay as well. Hope you dodged the poo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Actually yes I would put birdseed in the end to sweeten the deal. Damn those birds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:33pm
  • This has gotta be fake; who's that stupid/lame?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:27pm
  • At least you didn't molest the guinea pig..

    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 30, 10 at 12:36pm
  • 4:33, I've remembered some strange fuckin things that I've done while plastered to the point of no return.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:52am
  • Was she all out of PRETZELS??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:34pm
  • If you're that drunk, would you really remember?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:33am
  • ha.. perhaps so 11:28!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • cuz the bird wouldn't give your little dick a blow job?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:31pm
  • and you sent this text, why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Youre sure you didn't eat the baby guinea pig?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24pm
  • is "her guinea pig's cage" a code name for her ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:57am
  • I don't know i can see it happening. I used to get wasted and then piss on birds in their cage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • LOL Stupid she puts salt peter in the pig food to control rodent population

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:27am
  • why the fuck would someone send this stupid ass text???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:25pm
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