i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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First!:) and lol. You mustve been fucking wasted
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
I've seen this text.. Before.. On this site.. But worded a bit differently.. Hmm..
At least you weren't high, or you probably would have eaten the hay as well. Hope you dodged the poo!
Actually yes I would put birdseed in the end to sweeten the deal. Damn those birds
This has gotta be fake; who's that stupid/lame?
At least you didn't molest the guinea pig..
4:33, I've remembered some strange fuckin things that I've done while plastered to the point of no return.
Was she all out of PRETZELS??
If you're that drunk, would you really remember?
ha.. perhaps so 11:28!
cuz the bird wouldn't give your little dick a blow job?
and you sent this text, why?
Youre sure you didn't eat the baby guinea pig?
is "her guinea pig's cage" a code name for her ass?
I don't know i can see it happening. I used to get wasted and then piss on birds in their cage.
LOL Stupid she puts salt peter in the pig food to control rodent population
why the fuck would someone send this stupid ass text???