i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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First!:) and lol. You mustve been fucking wasted
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
This has gotta be fake; who's that stupid/lame?
Actually yes I would put birdseed in the end to sweeten the deal. Damn those birds
At least you weren't high, or you probably would have eaten the hay as well. Hope you dodged the poo!
At least you didn't molest the guinea pig..
Was she all out of PRETZELS??
4:33, I've remembered some strange fuckin things that I've done while plastered to the point of no return.
If you're that drunk, would you really remember?
I've seen this text.. Before.. On this site.. But worded a bit differently.. Hmm..
ha.. perhaps so 11:28!
cuz the bird wouldn't give your little dick a blow job?
and you sent this text, why?
Youre sure you didn't eat the baby guinea pig?
is "her guinea pig's cage" a code name for her ass?
I don't know i can see it happening. I used to get wasted and then piss on birds in their cage.
why the fuck would someone send this stupid ass text???
LOL Stupid she puts salt peter in the pig food to control rodent population