i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
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I did this, kind of, I had sobered up and I wished him a happy birthday.. but it was the next week or some shit.. way to make myself feel dumb
Embellished means : To add ornamental or fictitious details to
I can see the first part happening. The part about throwing up is what is embellished, 5:36. It doesn't have to be an elaborate lie to be embellished - it just has to be untrue.
your father must be so proud of you.
hahahaha i totallly did this this morning, minus the throwing up
who cares if its true or not, its funny.
Fake. It was funny until you embellished about throwing up on his feet.
holy shiiitt funny!!!!!
dude. made up or not, it's good for a laugh. chiiiillllll :) This place is a good time! Also father's day puker? Hope you got somethin better than a hug for daddy now! Haha
Holy crap! Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:15, 4:51: stfu. do you think anyone would admit to lying here even if they did? it's either funny to you or not. and saying you threw up on someone's bare feet is embellishing? what do you usually read, berstein bears books? if he/she said they threw up on his red toenail polished, brown furry knuckled, sunburnt feet.. that'd be embellishing. bare feet though?.. imbeciles.
hilarious!!! i want this as a t-shirt!
No no you certainly didn't throw up on anyone's feet. No need to lie to try and sound cool to people you'll never know.
hilarious!!! this should be a t-shirt!