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  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:40pm

    Embellished means : To add ornamental or fictitious details to I can see the first part happening. The part about throwing up is what is embellished, 5:36. It doesn't have to be an elaborate lie to be embellished - it just has to be untrue.

  • 56 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:01pm

    No no you certainly didn't throw up on anyone's feet. No need to lie to try and sound cool to people you'll never know.

  • 56 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:40pm

    holy shiiitt funny!!!!!

  • 55 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:35pm

    who cares if its true or not, its funny.

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:18am

    I did this, kind of, I had sobered up and I wished him a happy birthday.. but it was the next week or some shit.. way to make myself feel dumb

  • 48 23
    Submitted by illegibledrunk on Apr 30, 10 at 4:59pm

    hilarious!!! i want this as a t-shirt!

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    hahahaha i totallly did this this morning, minus the throwing up

  • 54 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    4:15, 4:51: stfu. do you think anyone would admit to lying here even if they did? it's either funny to you or not. and saying you threw up on someone's bare feet is embellishing? what do you usually read, berstein bears books? if he/she said they threw up on his red toenail polished, brown furry knuckled, sunburnt feet.. that'd be embellishing. bare feet though?.. imbeciles.

  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:00am

    representtttt 781 <3

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:15pm

    your father must be so proud of you.

  • 54 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:03pm

    Holy crap! Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 47 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:01am

    dude. made up or not, it's good for a laugh. chiiiillllll :) This place is a good time! Also father's day puker? Hope you got somethin better than a hug for daddy now! Haha

  • 43 30
    Submitted by illegibledrunk on Mar 17, 10 at 11:40pm

    hilarious!!! this should be a t-shirt!

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:15pm

    Fake. It was funny until you embellished about throwing up on his feet.