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  • I did this, kind of, I had sobered up and I wished him a happy birthday.. but it was the next week or some shit.. way to make myself feel dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:18am
  • representtttt 781 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:00am
  • Embellished means : To add ornamental or fictitious details to I can see the first part happening. The part about throwing up is what is embellished, 5:36. It doesn't have to be an elaborate lie to be embellished - it just has to be untrue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:40pm
  • your father must be so proud of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:15pm
  • hahahaha i totallly did this this morning, minus the throwing up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • who cares if its true or not, its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:35pm
  • holy shiiitt funny!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Fake. It was funny until you embellished about throwing up on his feet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:15pm
  • dude. made up or not, it's good for a laugh. chiiiillllll :) This place is a good time! Also father's day puker? Hope you got somethin better than a hug for daddy now! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:01am
  • Holy crap! Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:03pm
  • 4:15, 4:51: stfu. do you think anyone would admit to lying here even if they did? it's either funny to you or not. and saying you threw up on someone's bare feet is embellishing? what do you usually read, berstein bears books? if he/she said they threw up on his red toenail polished, brown furry knuckled, sunburnt feet.. that'd be embellishing. bare feet though?.. imbeciles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm
  • hilarious!!! i want this as a t-shirt!

    Submitted by illegibledrunk on Apr 30, 10 at 4:59pm
  • No no you certainly didn't throw up on anyone's feet. No need to lie to try and sound cool to people you'll never know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:01pm
  • hilarious!!! this should be a t-shirt!

    Submitted by illegibledrunk on Mar 17, 10 at 11:40pm
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