His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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butterface = best hookup ever... in the dark.
Butterface = everything looks good but her face
Ah... Good times
If his eyes are that bad, he must wear some thick bifocals. I mean how could you not see that you're talking to an ugly person sitting a foot away.
Shit if he can't tell then he has it made.
Least her body was bangin'.