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  • 41 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:09pm

    Yep, 2:18. Hating "suburb kids claiming to be from the city" is a good use of your time.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:05pm

    630 is not Chicago, stay in the burbs.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    really miss bossy pants 1:40 who made you the Queen of TFLN i assume you are female from your bitchiness and how hypocrytical the statement was

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:16pm

    flashback to the one where the text was something like "I just say a baby with a shirt that says I don't know who my daddy is" and then they name dropped thier stupid city too. Deja Vu is a reacurring trend here isn't it. NOT FUNNY

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:51am

    You're all dumb fucks stop calling the Loop/Dowtown "Chicago" there is a difference Chicago is Chicago and the city/the Loop/Downtown is the city/the Loop/Downtown.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:56pm

    Funny how so many people get butt hurt over a fucking text that may or may not be real. Get over yourselves.

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:40pm

    FYI- even if your number is 630--you might go to the CHI for the night!! If you're gonna hate on somebody- at least don't be an ignorant hater!! Plus- get over it--You all need to realize this is a website where people send their random texts in- it's not our jobs to figure out real vs. fake!! Just read it, laugh, and move on!!!

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:25pm

    what is a hooker doing holding a baby? I'm pretty sure no one's paying her for sex while she's holding a newborn.

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:52pm

    I'm guessing you go to school in Atlanta.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:11am

    You made me imagine a hooker dancing down the street with baby wrapped up in leopard print, singing at the top of her lungs then proceeding to swing around a light pole like that guy from Singin' in the Rain. You just made my night!

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:35pm

    you can see chicago from 630

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:38pm

    its unfunny to name the city you live in in your texts? idk about you people but i don't plan my texts according to how theyll look on TFLN

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:47am

    and the anti-smoking brigade strikes in 5........4......3.....2.....1....go!!!

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:10am

    2:03: Wow, you really showed them. Good work there, champ.

  • 28 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:45pm

    this person COULD live in an apartment downtown and just have a 630 area code from back home. ya know? hahah Just throwing out some ideas.

  • 28 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:40pm

    "630 isn't Chicago. I hate suburb kids claiming to be from the city. YOU'RE NOT." it's just easier to say Chicago rather than Wilmette, Darien, or any other 'burb because most people don't know any better. it's like, they don't really care where you're from in the first place, but if you tell them you're from Chicago they at least know where you're talking about. "a small town in Illinois" isn't as interesting as Chicago, generally speaking.

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:06am

    okay 630 is the outskirts of chicago. get the fuck over it.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:18pm

    630 isn't Chicago. I hate suburb kids claiming to be from the city. YOU'RE NOT.

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:36am

    dude, I can see part of the sears tower from darien. stupid trees blocking the way

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:15pm

    12:02 I think 11:56 meant name dropping Chicago. I know I'm damn sick of people texting the name of where they're from like it's funny. It's not funny and no one texts like that. It's just all the fake ass texts put on this site that do it.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:08am

    yes, because I'm sure that if someone lives in the suburbs of Chicago, they neeeeever eeeeeever visit the city and who calls someone a poser anymore? I think the last time I heard that, it was someone calling an emo kid a "poser" for being really "hardcore," and I laughed at them too. how lame can people get? it amazes and amuses me. to all of you, I say, LULZ

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:48am

    I have lived in chicago my whole life and this is the absolute worst portrayal of chicago I have ever seen.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:06pm

    "miss bossy pants?" really??

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:44am

    I like the 9:40 PM guy. This is so true. And I don't see anything fake about naming Chicago in a text. Yall need to chill.

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:47am

    ....shit... and this wasn't in chicago? really? could have fooled me

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:02pm

    i dont see a name anywhere, whats going on???

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:46am

    how can you see someone sing?

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:33am

    i wish i could give this more thumbs up

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:26pm

    "630 isn't Chicago. I hate suburb kids claiming to be from the city. YOU'RE NOT." what a fucking idiot. most of the chicagoans with this elitist opinion are from lincoln park anyway, who are just scrambling to cling on to some "city cool" they could never hope to possess. there are a lot of suburbs (such as cicero) that contribute to chicago's culture and are more "hardcore" than you'll ever be. so PLEASE do us all a favor and SHUT UP.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:13pm

    fucking stupid suburbans stop being a fucking poser im so annoyed call it by what it is .. that is not the city

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:32pm

    2:18: my first thought when i read this was, "you didn't leave chicago, because you never LIVED here. go back to naperville."

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:15am

    You can't even see Chicago from 630

  • 24 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:56am

    way to name drop. and this isn't funny, probably because of aforementioned name dropping.