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  • Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 12, 10 at 4:01pm

    no shit

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Sep 12, 10 at 4:23pm

    I have literally been waiting for this text

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 12, 10 at 4:46pm

    Don't pass out drunk before this guy, that's way worse than a sharpie penis

  • Submitted by mypoonispretty on Sep 12, 10 at 6:10pm

    Might wanna lay out some boundaries before someone shits on you

  • Submitted by Widget4nz on Sep 12, 10 at 3:57pm

    2 moral consciouses 1 slut

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Sep 12, 10 at 5:46pm

    Oh Schizer. The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat. You won't feel quite the same after you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,

  • Submitted by codegrl on Sep 12, 10 at 3:59pm

    Not sure why, but this is one of my favs in a while!

  • Submitted by iblowpops on Sep 12, 10 at 8:35pm

    Oh come on! Live a little! </sarcasm>. Peeing is one thing, shitting is a no.

  • Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 12, 10 at 10:42pm

    "Ma, you'd tell me if you were in a german schiezer video, right?"

  • Submitted by musemusicmuse on Sep 12, 10 at 10:22pm

    If you know that shitting on you is crossing your boundaries, then you have a general idea of what your boundaries are

  • Submitted by Keefcurl on Sep 12, 10 at 8:47pm

    I think a line of piss is your boundary.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Sep 12, 10 at 6:53pm

    Rule 336: NEVER go ATM!! (Ass to Mouth). No EXceptions!!

    • Submitted by Nobodyseven on Sep 12, 10 at 11:32pm

      sometimes, in the heat of the moment... it's okay to go ass to mouth.

  • Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Sep 12, 10 at 9:50pm

    Boston pancake?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 10 at 4:50pm

  • Submitted by zooloo on Sep 12, 10 at 8:12pm

    Haha 818! LA represent!

  • Submitted by swpoison on Sep 12, 10 at 10:24pm

    ......and peeing is?

  • Submitted by pmkatter on Sep 12, 10 at 11:22pm

    Good to know that this must not be assumed.

  • Submitted by gsiuta on Sep 12, 10 at 4:56pm

    Awesome tfln

  • Submitted by Mattheyou on Sep 12, 10 at 3:38pm

    Cleveland Steamer! Oh, first too.