he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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4:43- Thats also a god way of getting a priapism. Have fun getting a huge needle stuck into your dick and all of the nurses/doctors laughing at you behind your back.
Peeing and cumming are two very different things... Holding in piss can lead to UTIs and other fun things... Holding in Cum can lead to a bigger load and longer sex.
10 mins??? are you all 16???
10 minutes and I haven't even got her clothes off yet...It's all about the quality, not the quantity.
1:11pm ALWAYS have a booty call or Friend with Benefits handy.
I'd rather bang the woman hard & fast for a couple minutes to get rid of the quick one, then eat her 'til she gets off while I'm recharging, then fuck her long & hard.
11:21 That's how it's done! Sign me up
finally a 217 txt message, represent central illinois baby!
i did that when she was already in my place.
Common sense...but a gentleman should never reveal his secrets.
I'm quite sensitive down there. If a guy is big enough, after 30-40 mins, I start to hurt, but I keep my mouth shut and let him go until he finishes. If he wants 2NDs, I make him do foreplay and then go at it again. Gives me a bit to eliviate the pain, and he stays harder longer. Makes round 2 just as fun.
7:36, you sound amazing.
Never go on a date with a loaded gun for sure
Contracting "sex would". Never thought I'd see the day...
what's longer 10mins?
11:35 Bring it to TO. I have a few slots open...lol
extended pleasure suck. They numb your cock so you barely get to even enjoy the sex
The guy who had the peeing advice had it right. The other poster didn't understand. It's not about NOT peeing. It's about using your muscles to stop the stream WHILE you're peeing. Learn how to use that muscle. And you'll never have a night alone again.
heres what you do...cialis and numbing condoms. you're the best shes ever had i guarentee it
Of course, make sure your boner goes down before 4 hours have passed, or you need to go to the hospital like now. Your penis will essentially turn into a gigantic blood clot.
^^^ dude knows what he's talking about. I'm glad to hear there's a few guys with a good idea of what they should be doing. To the dude who says he usually does 6 rounds - bull, i dunno, that would probably start to hurt the girl...a few rounds is good for me, plus of course foreplay
10:47 so whenever you are out in public you just piss yourself instead of waiting to use the bathroom?
i am a guy and i think beer is for fat dudes. egggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rules !!!!
10:47, part 3 made me really horny.
have him buy some extended pleasure condoms..
Seriously why can't more guys relize this works and do it!!! Im so tired of the guys who are done in 30 seconds and think its ok.... A tip to the guys who think being done in 30 seconds is ok ... When you cum that fast all the girl is thinking in her head after is .. FAIL!!!!!
Is there anyone who don't do that?
Nothing worse than walking around with a loaded gun, that could go off at any time.
The first nut should be in her mouth/face. Then you get to suck nips/clit/toes/ass until you're ready for round 2.
Bring your American girls to Toronto, we'll show them!
2:23 has a small penis. my girls puss starts to hurt after about 30 minutes
hahaha if this wasn't a different area code i'd think it was about myself.
turns out 2:44 was actually bangin his twice removed cousin and was too drunk to know it! Sorry bro you set me up for that one! I mean, who drinks 23 beers and 10 mixed drinks and wakes up with someone who's NOT related to them at a wedding? Or is that just me?
I can't believe you're surprised at that. u wanna be happy or just continue to bitch?
every guy does that haha get over yourself
wow only twice
shit i go atleast for 6 - 8 rounds and each one get longer and longer
totally doing that now...
see the problem is when guys either hope or suspect they are going to get laid, they have already had sex with you about 100 times before theyt actually get to it, so... they are so worked up by then if they dont rub one out before hand it will only last about a minute and a half. and then you will be bitching about that, so which would you rather it be?
I once went for 4 hours pretty much nonstop
It was an open bar wedding so I had like 23 beers and 10 mixed drinks from noon through till 3am when we started...
I never blew. I was so dehydrated my nose started bleeding and i passed out from exhaustion while still inside of her.. I woke to her crying that she is "bad at sex"
One of my favourite stories
I have found that if you rub one out about 2 to 3 hours before it makes the sex last way longer. The hard part is knowing your going to have sex three hours in advance and not letting her catch you "preparing yourself".
11:19 rounds and seconds are not the same. i don't care what your girl told you to try to make you feel better, lol, just messing with ya
I haven't seen many 217 area codes. FINALLY!!!
aww, how considerate. :)
i think my record was 45 minutes of pure penis-pussy relationship. and i wasnt drunk or anything. had a great time.
11:13, you are a god. being done twice is awesome!
i would think he's a keeper if he does that in front of you..oh yeah!
front row...great view
and that's the difference between a real man and a bitch man.
Yup old news. Ya gotta do excercises like trying to hold yourself from going pee. That'll teach control.
This is what we do, nothing special.
yeah, should have done this once. other times i don't because i like to get that first one out with her and then wait 15 minutes and go harder, longer, stronger
11:56 youre right. when you love the bitch its easy to fuck for a longer time.
romantic emotionally involved sex=multiple rounds and longer sex is great.
one night stand, fwb, just for fun sex=rough fast and rowdy=mmm i like.
idk, i'm a girl and sometimes faster but way rougher and tougher rounds are hotter and more enjoyable.
He didnt last longer because he jerked off before hand. He lasted longer because he's not that into you..and he wanked off to a powerpoint of John Stamos before he came over.
thats day one shit right there
smacking the ham. excellent subject
2:44 dude i think your girl tells you that just because she dont like it with you. if a girl is into it she can handle more then 30 minutes.
it's all right to masturbate before hand, just make sure the cum ends up on my breasts or in my mouth and then we can get started ;)
2:19 BULLSHIT i swear to god i did 5 rounds in less then 3 hours once.