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  • 4:43- Thats also a god way of getting a priapism. Have fun getting a huge needle stuck into your dick and all of the nurses/doctors laughing at you behind your back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Peeing and cumming are two very different things... Holding in piss can lead to UTIs and other fun things... Holding in Cum can lead to a bigger load and longer sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:47am
  • 10 mins??? are you all 16??? 10 minutes and I haven't even got her clothes off yet...It's all about the quality, not the quantity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:16pm
  • 1:11pm ALWAYS have a booty call or Friend with Benefits handy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I'd rather bang the woman hard & fast for a couple minutes to get rid of the quick one, then eat her 'til she gets off while I'm recharging, then fuck her long & hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:36am
  • 11:21 That's how it's done! Sign me up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:35am
  • finally a 217 txt message, represent central illinois baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:42pm
  • i did that when she was already in my place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Common sense...but a gentleman should never reveal his secrets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:11am
  • I'm quite sensitive down there. If a guy is big enough, after 30-40 mins, I start to hurt, but I keep my mouth shut and let him go until he finishes. If he wants 2NDs, I make him do foreplay and then go at it again. Gives me a bit to eliviate the pain, and he stays harder longer. Makes round 2 just as fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:05pm
  • 7:36, you sound amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:00pm
  • what's longer 10mins?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Contracting "sex would". Never thought I'd see the day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Never go on a date with a loaded gun for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm
  • The guy who had the peeing advice had it right. The other poster didn't understand. It's not about NOT peeing. It's about using your muscles to stop the stream WHILE you're peeing. Learn how to use that muscle. And you'll never have a night alone again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:24pm
  • 11:35 Bring it to TO. I have a few slots open...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:46am
  • extended pleasure suck. They numb your cock so you barely get to even enjoy the sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:33am
  • ^^^ dude knows what he's talking about. I'm glad to hear there's a few guys with a good idea of what they should be doing. To the dude who says he usually does 6 rounds - bull, i dunno, that would probably start to hurt the girl...a few rounds is good for me, plus of course foreplay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 10:47 so whenever you are out in public you just piss yourself instead of waiting to use the bathroom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:09am
  • Amateurs!!! The first nut should be in her mouth/face. Then you get to suck nips/clit/toes/ass until you're ready for round 2. Bring your American girls to Toronto, we'll show them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am
  • heres what you do...cialis and numbing condoms. you're the best shes ever had i guarentee it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:43pm
    • Of course, make sure your boner goes down before 4 hours have passed, or you need to go to the hospital like now. Your penis will essentially turn into a gigantic blood clot.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 20, 12 at 11:54pm
  • i am a guy and i think beer is for fat dudes. egggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rules !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Is there anyone who don't do that? Nothing worse than walking around with a loaded gun, that could go off at any time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:11pm
  • 2:23 has a small penis. my girls puss starts to hurt after about 30 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:44pm
  • 10:47, part 3 made me really horny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:55am
  • Seriously why can't more guys relize this works and do it!!! Im so tired of the guys who are done in 30 seconds and think its ok.... A tip to the guys who think being done in 30 seconds is ok ... When you cum that fast all the girl is thinking in her head after is .. FAIL!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:49am
  • hahaha if this wasn't a different area code i'd think it was about myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:49am
  • have him buy some extended pleasure condoms..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:28am
  • turns out 2:44 was actually bangin his twice removed cousin and was too drunk to know it! Sorry bro you set me up for that one! I mean, who drinks 23 beers and 10 mixed drinks and wakes up with someone who's NOT related to them at a wedding? Or is that just me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:52am
  • every guy does that haha get over yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:31am
  • wow only twice shit i go atleast for 6 - 8 rounds and each one get longer and longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:19am
  • totally doing that now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:29am
  • I have found that if you rub one out about 2 to 3 hours before it makes the sex last way longer. The hard part is knowing your going to have sex three hours in advance and not letting her catch you "preparing yourself".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:02pm
  • see the problem is when guys either hope or suspect they are going to get laid, they have already had sex with you about 100 times before theyt actually get to it, so... they are so worked up by then if they dont rub one out before hand it will only last about a minute and a half. and then you will be bitching about that, so which would you rather it be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:41am
  • I once went for 4 hours pretty much nonstop It was an open bar wedding so I had like 23 beers and 10 mixed drinks from noon through till 3am when we started... I never blew. I was so dehydrated my nose started bleeding and i passed out from exhaustion while still inside of her.. I woke to her crying that she is "bad at sex" One of my favourite stories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I haven't seen many 217 area codes. FINALLY!!!

    Submitted by justmehleahh on Aug 16, 10 at 9:56pm
  • I can't believe you're surprised at that. u wanna be happy or just continue to bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:07pm
  • 11:19 rounds and seconds are not the same. i don't care what your girl told you to try to make you feel better, lol, just messing with ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:24am
  • 11:13, you are a god. being done twice is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:14am
  • i would think he's a keeper if he does that in front of you..oh yeah! front row...great view

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:22pm
  • and that's the difference between a real man and a bitch man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:14pm
  • aww, how considerate. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:47am
  • i think my record was 45 minutes of pure penis-pussy relationship. and i wasnt drunk or anything. had a great time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Yup old news. Ya gotta do excercises like trying to hold yourself from going pee. That'll teach control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:42am
  • This is what we do, nothing special.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:36pm
  • yeah, should have done this once. other times i don't because i like to get that first one out with her and then wait 15 minutes and go harder, longer, stronger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13am
  • 11:56 youre right. when you love the bitch its easy to fuck for a longer time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:02am
  • thats day one shit right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:27am
  • romantic emotionally involved sex=multiple rounds and longer sex is great. one night stand, fwb, just for fun sex=rough fast and rowdy=mmm i like. idk, i'm a girl and sometimes faster but way rougher and tougher rounds are hotter and more enjoyable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:56pm
  • He didnt last longer because he jerked off before hand. He lasted longer because he's not that into you..and he wanked off to a powerpoint of John Stamos before he came over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:38pm
  • smacking the ham. excellent subject

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:43pm
  • 2:44 dude i think your girl tells you that just because she dont like it with you. if a girl is into it she can handle more then 30 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:01pm
  • it's all right to masturbate before hand, just make sure the cum ends up on my breasts or in my mouth and then we can get started ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 2:19 BULLSHIT i swear to god i did 5 rounds in less then 3 hours once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:23pm
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