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  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:36am

    I'd rather bang the woman hard & fast for a couple minutes to get rid of the quick one, then eat her 'til she gets off while I'm recharging, then fuck her long & hard.

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:16pm

    1:11pm ALWAYS have a booty call or Friend with Benefits handy.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:16pm

    10 mins??? are you all 16??? 10 minutes and I haven't even got her clothes off yet...It's all about the quality, not the quantity.

  • 48 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:11am

    Common sense...but a gentleman should never reveal his secrets.

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:07pm

    i did that when she was already in my place.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:16pm

    4:43- Thats also a god way of getting a priapism. Have fun getting a huge needle stuck into your dick and all of the nurses/doctors laughing at you behind your back.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:19pm

    ^^^ dude knows what he's talking about. I'm glad to hear there's a few guys with a good idea of what they should be doing. To the dude who says he usually does 6 rounds - bull, i dunno, that would probably start to hurt the girl...a few rounds is good for me, plus of course foreplay

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:43pm

    what's longer 10mins?

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:24pm

    The guy who had the peeing advice had it right. The other poster didn't understand. It's not about NOT peeing. It's about using your muscles to stop the stream WHILE you're peeing. Learn how to use that muscle. And you'll never have a night alone again.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:46am

    11:35 Bring it to TO. I have a few slots open...lol

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:49am

    hahaha if this wasn't a different area code i'd think it was about myself.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:43pm

    heres what you do...cialis and numbing condoms. you're the best shes ever had i guarentee it

    • 15 18
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 20, 12 at 11:54pm

      Of course, make sure your boner goes down before 4 hours have passed, or you need to go to the hospital like now. Your penis will essentially turn into a gigantic blood clot.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:55am

    10:47, part 3 made me really horny.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:47am

    Peeing and cumming are two very different things... Holding in piss can lead to UTIs and other fun things... Holding in Cum can lead to a bigger load and longer sex.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    i am a guy and i think beer is for fat dudes. egggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rules !!!!

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:11pm

    Is there anyone who don't do that? Nothing worse than walking around with a loaded gun, that could go off at any time.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am

    Amateurs!!! The first nut should be in her mouth/face. Then you get to suck nips/clit/toes/ass until you're ready for round 2. Bring your American girls to Toronto, we'll show them!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:33am

    extended pleasure suck. They numb your cock so you barely get to even enjoy the sex

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:00pm

    7:36, you sound amazing.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm

    Never go on a date with a loaded gun for sure

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:47am

    aww, how considerate. :)

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:43pm

    smacking the ham. excellent subject

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:42pm

    finally a 217 txt message, represent central illinois baby!

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:14pm

    and that's the difference between a real man and a bitch man.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:44 dude i think your girl tells you that just because she dont like it with you. if a girl is into it she can handle more then 30 minutes.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:29am

    totally doing that now...

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:38pm

    He didnt last longer because he jerked off before hand. He lasted longer because he's not that into you..and he wanked off to a powerpoint of John Stamos before he came over.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:31am

    every guy does that haha get over yourself

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:52am

    turns out 2:44 was actually bangin his twice removed cousin and was too drunk to know it! Sorry bro you set me up for that one! I mean, who drinks 23 beers and 10 mixed drinks and wakes up with someone who's NOT related to them at a wedding? Or is that just me?

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:44pm

    2:23 has a small penis. my girls puss starts to hurt after about 30 minutes

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:49am

    Seriously why can't more guys relize this works and do it!!! Im so tired of the guys who are done in 30 seconds and think its ok.... A tip to the guys who think being done in 30 seconds is ok ... When you cum that fast all the girl is thinking in her head after is .. FAIL!!!!!

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:22pm

    i would think he's a keeper if he does that in front of you..oh yeah! front row...great view

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:43pm

    Contracting "sex would". Never thought I'd see the day...

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:19am

    wow only twice shit i go atleast for 6 - 8 rounds and each one get longer and longer

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:28am

    have him buy some extended pleasure condoms..

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:42am

    Yup old news. Ya gotta do excercises like trying to hold yourself from going pee. That'll teach control.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    I have found that if you rub one out about 2 to 3 hours before it makes the sex last way longer. The hard part is knowing your going to have sex three hours in advance and not letting her catch you "preparing yourself".

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:05pm

    I'm quite sensitive down there. If a guy is big enough, after 30-40 mins, I start to hurt, but I keep my mouth shut and let him go until he finishes. If he wants 2NDs, I make him do foreplay and then go at it again. Gives me a bit to eliviate the pain, and he stays harder longer. Makes round 2 just as fun.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:41am

    see the problem is when guys either hope or suspect they are going to get laid, they have already had sex with you about 100 times before theyt actually get to it, so... they are so worked up by then if they dont rub one out before hand it will only last about a minute and a half. and then you will be bitching about that, so which would you rather it be?

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:54pm

    it's all right to masturbate before hand, just make sure the cum ends up on my breasts or in my mouth and then we can get started ;)

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:09am

    10:47 so whenever you are out in public you just piss yourself instead of waiting to use the bathroom?

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:36pm

    This is what we do, nothing special.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:07pm

    I can't believe you're surprised at that. u wanna be happy or just continue to bitch?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:21pm

    i think my record was 45 minutes of pure penis-pussy relationship. and i wasnt drunk or anything. had a great time.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:35am

    11:21 That's how it's done! Sign me up

  • 34 50
    Submitted by justmehleahh on Aug 16, 10 at 9:56pm

    I haven't seen many 217 area codes. FINALLY!!!

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:56pm

    romantic emotionally involved sex=multiple rounds and longer sex is great. one night stand, fwb, just for fun sex=rough fast and rowdy=mmm i like. idk, i'm a girl and sometimes faster but way rougher and tougher rounds are hotter and more enjoyable.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13am

    yeah, should have done this once. other times i don't because i like to get that first one out with her and then wait 15 minutes and go harder, longer, stronger

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:24am

    11:19 rounds and seconds are not the same. i don't care what your girl told you to try to make you feel better, lol, just messing with ya

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:02am

    11:56 youre right. when you love the bitch its easy to fuck for a longer time.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:44pm

    I once went for 4 hours pretty much nonstop It was an open bar wedding so I had like 23 beers and 10 mixed drinks from noon through till 3am when we started... I never blew. I was so dehydrated my nose started bleeding and i passed out from exhaustion while still inside of her.. I woke to her crying that she is "bad at sex" One of my favourite stories

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:14am

    11:13, you are a god. being done twice is awesome!

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:27am

    thats day one shit right there

  • 21 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:23pm

    2:19 BULLSHIT i swear to god i did 5 rounds in less then 3 hours once.