The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Best idea ever.
We used to have a riding lawn mower Drunken derby. This is prob safer though. R.I.B. Ryans lawn
Ok, loyal tfln'rs, I have a point for you to ponder. If these are in fact real texts, then why do we NEVER, ok, hardly ever see the op explaining/ defending their texts? \nWhy do they come in the waves of the same subject matters? We had the plan b, abortion, throwing up While carrying on with a task unaffected, or the ever popular college living (you get the point) texts? I have heard many people say they have submitted funny texts and never saw them posted...I call bullshit on tfln. I wanna s
true... very true. but i did have a text posted once so it can't be entirely rigged.
Nah dude this is my text...we did it and the crashes were epic.
Tour de franzia.. Sounds like an event that kathy griffins mom would sponsor.... Tip it!!!
Bowfishinlady.. I agree about the posts.. I have many friends that have submitted many posts .. None of them have ever shown up. I have also paid to moderate.. Voted on over 300 posts .. Not a single post I voted yes on has ever shown up.. Never seen any of the posts offered to vote on come up as an actual posting. When I have voiced my opinion on this before my texts always disappear within one day....hmmmmm?..
Don't be babies. They probably receive thousands of submissions a day.
God I would have to have been at this one!
Thiz shot iz fake
That's some funny shit.
Seems the stupid ppl r the ones who can't post without a catchphrase
I prefer the Busch 500 myself. Drunk tricycle race with busch light.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Fuck it I think I'm done with site altogether. It used to be funny but now its just people complaining about their sex lives. I don't give two squirts of duck shit about your 'whore's night out'. And on top of that, I have to sift through half a page of twelve year olds trying to be funny to get a coherent thought out the comments. America's been reduced to dumb-asses who eventually evolve into sluts. I'm ashamed.
if you douche nozzles eally have such an emotional attachment to a fucking website, you should probably consider counseling.
They may get a lot of submissions but when you pay to moderate you only see a few hundred recirculate over weeks... And none of those are ever posted....
This is so creative! Damn I miss my tricycle.
Revenge of the NERDS
This is a spam
they see me rollin...
I live in LA and not have I seen a text from a Los Angeles area, I call BS for the most part too.
Captain is only thirteen and all you old people suck. Firsty firsty firsty douchewadsinasmellyvag!
I have heard several real people say that rc! Thanks for the input. I think they prolly make a lot of them up based on what was considered funny on a previous text?! I dunno. I just think a lot more people would be defending, explaining and offering context for their texts, if they were all real...
Moonpie, I will be interested to see if these comments all of a sudden disappear...I too paid to moderate and I think it's just the same couple hundred texts recirculating because ive read several from like Christmas and shit. It seems to me using actual texts would be wise, people are funny POST their stuff!!!\nCaptain, I agree!
Douche nozzles hahahahhhahHhhH and ps. Tour de franzia is hilarious everyone chilllllll out
Where's all the firsty's today? :(
Yeah...Kinda strange that none of them are here. Makes me think they are all the same loser.
Smellyfishslag maybe you should find a new hobby than tffn. Seems silly to whine about your boring posts not being accepted. It's a stupid site and you are a waste of air. Old people are stupid.
another franzia text... really
that sounds like a GREAT fucking night!!
Captain_Trips wins no doubt
And I'm not a hater, just someone who thinks about things a LOT!! Something ain't adding up!
Someone's been watching "Revenge of the Nerds".
Thiz shit iz fake!
you both are stupid.
This is stupid
stupid can change old and stupid lasts forever
Dumbasses and your constant puking. Feather weights.
You are stupid.