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  • Submitted by neighplay on Jul 22, 10 at 4:26pm

    Best idea ever.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 23, 10 at 10:38pm

    They may get a lot of submissions but when you pay to moderate you only see a few hundred recirculate over weeks... And none of those are ever posted....

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    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 22, 10 at 5:02pm

    We used to have a riding lawn mower Drunken derby. This is prob safer though. R.I.B. Ryans lawn

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    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:32am

    if you douche nozzles eally have such an emotional attachment to a fucking website, you should probably consider counseling.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:55pm

    Tour de franzia.. Sounds like an event that kathy griffins mom would sponsor.... Tip it!!!

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    Submitted by windrider1202 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:03pm

    God I would have to have been at this one!

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    Submitted by Hierro on Jul 23, 10 at 12:46am

    Don't be babies. They probably receive thousands of submissions a day.

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 22, 10 at 10:49pm

    Ok, loyal tfln'rs, I have a point for you to ponder. If these are in fact real texts, then why do we NEVER, ok, hardly ever see the op explaining/ defending their texts? \nWhy do they come in the waves of the same subject matters? We had the plan b, abortion, throwing up While carrying on with a task unaffected, or the ever popular college living (you get the point) texts? I have heard many people say they have submitted funny texts and never saw them posted...I call bullshit on tfln. I wanna s

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      Submitted by rcclarke on Jul 22, 10 at 11:07pm

      true... very true. but i did have a text posted once so it can't be entirely rigged.

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      Submitted by Robbo7089 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:36pm

      Nah dude this is my text...we did it and the crashes were epic.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 11:36pm

    Bowfishinlady.. I agree about the posts.. I have many friends that have submitted many posts .. None of them have ever shown up. I have also paid to moderate.. Voted on over 300 posts .. Not a single post I voted yes on has ever shown up.. Never seen any of the posts offered to vote on come up as an actual posting. When I have voiced my opinion on this before my texts always disappear within one day....hmmmmm?..

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    Submitted by Captain_Trips on Jul 23, 10 at 2:22am

    Fuck it I think I'm done with site altogether. It used to be funny but now its just people complaining about their sex lives. I don't give two squirts of duck shit about your 'whore's night out'. And on top of that, I have to sift through half a page of twelve year olds trying to be funny to get a coherent thought out the comments. America's been reduced to dumb-asses who eventually evolve into sluts. I'm ashamed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:35pm

    Seems the stupid ppl r the ones who can't post without a catchphrase

  • 67 78
    Submitted by whoreable on Jul 22, 10 at 6:47pm

    That's some funny shit.

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    Submitted by bojanglez on Jul 22, 10 at 9:25pm

    Epic.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 7:52pm

    Smellyfishslag maybe you should find a new hobby than tffn. Seems silly to whine about your boring posts not being accepted. It's a stupid site and you are a waste of air. Old people are stupid.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:43am

    Captain_Trips wins no doubt

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    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 22, 10 at 5:26pm

    This is so creative! Damn I miss my tricycle.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 22, 10 at 10:33pm

    Dumbasses and your constant puking. Feather weights.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by mide765 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:56pm

    they see me rollin...

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    Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 23, 10 at 9:26am

    I prefer the Busch 500 myself. Drunk tricycle race with busch light.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by gicigo on Jul 23, 10 at 6:33am

    Hahaha!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 3:38am

    *really

  • 57 70
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 22, 10 at 9:12pm

    Revenge of the NERDS

  • 51 61
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 23, 10 at 9:51am

    Douche nozzles hahahahhhahHhhH and ps. Tour de franzia is hilarious everyone chilllllll out

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 22, 10 at 11:34pm

    I have heard several real people say that rc! Thanks for the input. I think they prolly make a lot of them up based on what was considered funny on a previous text?! I dunno. I just think a lot more people would be defending, explaining and offering context for their texts, if they were all real...

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    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 22, 10 at 5:04pm

    Thiz shot iz fake

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00am

    Moonpie, I will be interested to see if these comments all of a sudden disappear...I too paid to moderate and I think it's just the same couple hundred texts recirculating because ive read several from like Christmas and shit. It seems to me using actual texts would be wise, people are funny POST their stuff!!!\nCaptain, I agree!

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    Submitted by tmuck on Jul 22, 10 at 10:51pm

    Where's all the firsty's today? :(

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      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 23, 10 at 1:08am

      Yeah...Kinda strange that none of them are here. Makes me think they are all the same loser.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 6:29pm

    This is a spam

  • 57 82
    Submitted by marsrover on Jul 22, 10 at 4:25pm

    You are stupid.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:28pm

    you both are stupid.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by banshee_beat21 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:48pm

    that sounds like a GREAT fucking night!!

  • 53 86
    Submitted by BellaMadre on Jul 23, 10 at 12:00am

    I live in LA and not have I seen a text from a Los Angeles area, I call BS for the most part too.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 10:53pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 48 77
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 22, 10 at 6:48pm

    Someone's been watching "Revenge of the Nerds".

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    Submitted by bec276 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:27am

    another franzia text... really

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 5:33pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:25pm

    This is stupid

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 4:51pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 22, 10 at 4:43pm

    DONKEH!

  • 51 98
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:30pm

    stupid can change old and stupid lasts forever

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 7:32pm

    Captain is only thirteen and all you old people suck. Firsty firsty firsty douchewadsinasmellyvag!

  • 39 76
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 22, 10 at 10:52pm

    And I'm not a hater, just someone who thinks about things a LOT!! Something ain't adding up!

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    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 22, 10 at 7:41pm

    Thiz shit iz fake!

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 4:55pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin