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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:56pm

    I'm going to go ahead and award 1:54 a win

  • 98 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:54pm

    I'm doin shots for every funny TFLN I read...so far, nothin'.

  • 85 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:34am

    No shit 12:55, no fucking shit.

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:51pm

    Hey there alcohol poisoning! How are you?

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:20pm

    Yeah I'm near this area code, it just snowed quite a bit.

  • 90 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:54pm

    1:50 who's to say this is fake? Just because it's not realistic doesn't mean someone didn't txt it. Idiot!

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:06pm

    Im getting tired of these bullshit shot posts. Totally can tell its fake...wtf were mods thinking?!

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:20am

    Let me know how that works out for when I see you in the next life

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:57 it isnt even close to funny, thats why it wasnt accepted.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:04pm

    Stupid and copied off the doing shots for every degree below freezeing text from earlier.

  • 76 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:03pm

    1:57/1:59.... No. Neither of those are better. Please just stop...

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:23pm

    Getting old with doing shots for every blank who gives a shit now if you had one For every ounce Of fat the get off your mom During Lipo then that'd funny

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:17pm

    i'm doing shots for every time you suck off a dude, through 2 bottles

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:08pm

    1:58 but it is supposed to tonight! Let the fun begin!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:25pm

    why do people takke it so seriously?

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:59pm

    Also sent one in that said "I had a dream I couldn't flick my tongue anymore and it ruined my chances with my mother in law"...are neither better than this?

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:26pm

    2:44 is a lifeless bitch

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:13am

    Your fucking stupid

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:58pm

    it did NOT snow in boston last night. kthanks

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:46pm

    This is hilarious. Yeah, the mods do unfortunately limit what is said because Ive even sent in a few that were epic and hilarious but.... Whatever. Too bad it's not snowing in Connecticut..

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:01am

    1:58 thanks for the update retard. This text must have been sent from a person in Boston because of the area code. Oh wait, maybe they weren't in Boston when they sent the text since it is quite possible to travel and bring your cell pone with moron.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:12pm

    Everybody knows snowflakes don't fall one at a time slowly... They were just finding a funny excuse to take lots and lots of shots

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:15pm

    Im not saying tfln isn't funny anymore or bashing it or anything but this one is basically the same as one earlier but with snowflakes instead of degrees below zero, so I'm voting fake on this one.

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:05pm

    So you just drank the bottle then?

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:40pm

    Yeah ok ude be dead

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:44pm

    have some more haterade, y'all. i laughed.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:24pm

    Alcoholism is funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:16pm

    no you're not, retard

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:44pm

    Who even likes being that drunk?

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:37am

    damn there's stupid ass people who taking everything so literally

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 27, 11 at 6:57am

    You must be behind schedule. DRINK FASTER!

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:31am

    Mormons in Hawaii again!!!!

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:46pm

    All u pussys should stop botching about tfln not being funny anymore. If you don't like it then price we don't want you here.

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:52am

    That's like,like,awsome!

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:22am

    Your gunna need more shots

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:34am

    Stupid... That's like a million shots you would die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:10pm

    It wouldnt be taking shots anymore, it would be like taking the bottle to the head unless this is the slowest snowfall ever

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:20pm

    uhmm 617 isnt just CT or Boston... it can be an hour north of boston... and it did snow

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:44pm

    Good get alcohol poisoning and die so you so you can stop sending in stupid texts like this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:57pm

    I sent one in that said "sad I choose my boxer briefs based on the looseness of the slit cuz I'm too lazy to pull my underwear down to jackoff", and this got accepted instead?