I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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He's psycho. I hope you responded, "That's fine, THIS is actually my favorite birth control," and punched him as hard as possible in the balls.
worst idea ever! That is the shit end of both deals.....A) your wearing a condom......B) You got her pregnant
BadMitch never wears a rubber, www.badmitch.com
Maybe he likes child support.
Tell him there is a whole at the other end. Read the directions.
3:14 The condom tears away and goes down to the base, so it's pretty much having sex with no condom. I've had one break on me with, I have never jumped out of a vagina quicker!!
Sometimes I feel like Crispy and I are friends.
bad night. end of story.
what a moron
YIKES!!! TFLN is full of creepy men today.
The fuck would you be cutting a hole in the end for? Does your penis have asthma?
Dump immediately! He's crazy!!!
i dated a baby crazy guy, luckily i was on birth control and he didn't do anything this dangerous. this site likes a lot of stereotypes but a lot of guys want families, they just want the chick to do everything for them.
Men do do that, some asshole did that to me, idiot didn't realize the option of abortion existed.
abortion = FAIL.\nFind a better guy to fool around with, don't kill someone for YOUR mistake.
cry about it
Um...wasn't her mistake? More like the guy that purposely cut a hole in the condom and didn't tell her about it.
ugh. reading tfln and still judging others? glass houses, etc. jackass.
Withdrawl in theory is suppose to be a little under 50% effective, but human error pushes it back to 4%. You people really want to take a chance on that?!
what what what whyyyy?
People like that should not be allowed to have sex. Tell everyone and shame the fuck out of him.
You know the rules and so do I!
Why are folks referencing SECRET GIRLFRIEND and saying its fake because they saw it on a television show.... A lot of things that occur on TV occur in real life dumbasses and yes there are people in this world that sick. In your defense, I think that you accuse this post of being fake because you want to believe we live in a better world but we don't.
He wants you to have his babies
That is reallie sad ...
In Soviet Russia, condoms cut YOU!
Poor form on his part.
5:58 your dad didn't say that. It's in the bible.
Buddy is clearly an 11 year old boy.. Just hitting puberty and has his hopes up
What a fuckin creep!!!!! Time for an OP follow up--what did u say to him??
What a Fucking PRICK!
Fail. This was on secret girlfriend. Ass
Sounds like a winner!!
The roles are reversed....
Reminds me of my best friend's ex...scumbag.
who does that
wow! way would you do that? kids reck your life!
And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason I keep my condoms and my pills under lock and key - because I can't trust my husband to not do something horrific like this, and it's too expensive to divorce the bastard right now.
relax people it's just for ventilation...to let it breathe a little
either he wants to give you some gross STD or he wants to be a daddy... and to 4:30 - you uneducated dumb fuck, pulling it out won't cut it, you'll see when you get to pay child support one of these days, fucking loser.
hey buddyyyy ;) show me some of those super sexing skills
Crispyy I missed u !!
Aaaand the resulting bathroom baby was Miley Cyrus....!
you get her pregnant,say the condom ripped and sue the condom company!
really... pulling out is two percent effective, and 4:30... you can't see all stds idiot, and they don't tattoo it on their forehead so you can't know if someone's clean, its not like they stop you right after you get started and say "oh, i have herpes, its cool though because i'm not having a flare up..."
thank god for abortion.
He was making a cock-ring! You missed it girl.
Way to steal my joke.
-love November 13th, 10:04AM
But babies are fun!!!!!!
yeah what he said 8==D O:
Wow I've been using the pull out method with my Hubby for 3 yrs now after our son was born, no baby yet, so it's worked for us.
True love not
The "him" could be the OPs brother, dad, etc not neccesarily the BF.
Thats so messed up
Wow what a douche
i hope that's not real... actually i'm sure it's not. who the hell is that retarded?
You people are yelling at this guy. Mabel he wants a kid or maybe it just feels better ;)
If she makes u wear them u might as well........ A my dad always says " better in a whore then on the floor"
In solviet Russia condom cuts hole for you
Either he wants to share one of his diseases by pure evil or he wants u pregnant. wtv the real reason is the guys a manipulative dumbass and if you havent dumped him by now, ur dumber
Not for pregnancy, clearly. Pinhole would take care of that. This guy is lookin for bareback, betcha.
In Soviet Russia, condoms cut holes in you!
The headless horsemen
5:58 is obviously the mistake if his fathers redneck lifestyle
Good fucking game fail guy
no glove, no love :P
the people who think this is a good night must be like "yeah! another hole to stick your dick in!"
Condoms keep her vaginal stink off my cock, no need to wash it afterwards.
condoms are for sailors.....
obviously this guy wanted to give you an std or something. He's so messed up. I'd report something like that to the police... I'm sure there's something they could of done. In fact if you did report it and they found out he had an std like aids, they would arrest him for attempted murder.
Lie, no man would do that
Lolololz who's this soveit Russia guy Hess fuckin every where
Run bitch run for your life
Damn i guess he wanted real loving ! lol . and every single affect that came with it- & if you caught em' doing that- lol- he's done it many times before you-
This is fake. Totally stolen from the show Secret Girlfriend. FUCK TFLN.
In soviet Russia the condom cuts a hole in you
His name is Robert Paulson.
These pretzels fit through the hole in my condom.
HAHAHA Russian guy is everywhere it's hilariud
no condom pulling out always worked for me
only touch those clean girls though
Sounds like a "weiiiiner"
awww, because a baby would guarantee that you would stay with him... weird...
@1:14: You're a fucking dumbass. I bet you post a lot of comments on Youtube.
In America no one cares about soviet russia so stop posting comments fuckk
You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.
you wouldn't get this from any other guy...
Any reason u refer to it as THE condom?
In soviet Russia they don't have iPhones so shut the fuck up
Hahaha 12:48. That's exactly what I was thinking!!!
There you go 3:23 way to think, fuck having kids
Who the fuck is bad Mitch! I bet he's a lonely jack ass that has no friends so he have to post restarted stuff.
Would his name happen to be Silas, son of a drug dealer on showtime?
I am the one who cut the hole in the Condom
Her parents are LOADED- I needed a way to Lock it in.....
definitly a keeper, no question about it. lmao what a fucktard
4:21 Do you know what else is "reallie" sad? You can't spell.
That's the shits? Dump his ass
Dis chick must be BANKIN! For a guy to purposely put a hole in the condom
He's a winner
Someone wanted a kid...
hahah thats fucking crazy!!\n\nhowever, its funny how women think that other women who do this aren't that bad, but its so much worse for a guy to do it.. personally i think it's equally bad on both counts
Lawl to the guy belowme
Maybe his penis is claustofobic
I actually laughed at this haha
HAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA EPIC FAIL
Dude who did that; prepare to die
People have been putting holes in condoms way before "Secret Girlfriend," retards.
so this guy was probably planning on being like "oh damn the condom broke so now we just gotta go bare back." people need to chill out.
Omfg ud think it wud b the girl pullin sumn lyk that
Omg. Why would some dick do that?!
3:23 youre dumb. if it was just a small hole it wouldnt tear. besides grow a pair and put your dick in her rawdog, its the right thing to do