My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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Rule: when crutons are absent, the use of anything square and crunchy can be a substitute.
FUCK YEAH, FROSTED MINI WHEATS!!!
Making salads, so easy, even sober people can make them.
Sounds like you were drunk too!
Thank god TFLN NEEDED a frosted mini wheats text!!!!
They probably did, they were just too wasted to care
How could this be inadvertent? This should be done intentional...always.
Your parents guests, sir, are idiots
I would still know the difference between frosted mini wheats and croutons
Oh....and they're not accepting your dinner invites anymore
They were probably trying to be nice- but left your house thinking what a bad cook you are
The best way to get good compliments on your food is to get the guests drunk. Works for me all the time :)
Ny I live in that area
Fuck. I meant dinner guests. They're now all melting together in my brain
Wow op how old are you
I put coke in my crutons to make dinner a little more enjoyable....