My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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Rule: when crutons are absent, the use of anything square and crunchy can be a substitute.
FUCK YEAH, FROSTED MINI WHEATS!!!
Sounds like you were drunk too!
Making salads, so easy, even sober people can make them.
Thank god TFLN NEEDED a frosted mini wheats text!!!!
They probably did, they were just too wasted to care
Your parents guests, sir, are idiots
How could this be inadvertent? This should be done intentional...always.
They were probably trying to be nice- but left your house thinking what a bad cook you are
Oh....and they're not accepting your dinner invites anymore
I would still know the difference between frosted mini wheats and croutons
Ny I live in that area
The best way to get good compliments on your food is to get the guests drunk. Works for me all the time :)
Wow op how old are you
Fuck. I meant dinner guests. They're now all melting together in my brain
I put coke in my crutons to make dinner a little more enjoyable....