Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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.....and they say chivalry is dead.
lmao.... good answer
Someone didn't know where the hole was.
HAHAHA! exactly what I was thinking...
I love how you people think all these texts are fake unless it involves people getting drunk and saying "helloooo spring break" or being THAT high, all in all idc if a text is fake obvously these are supposed to be funny so laugh at them, stop trying to be a detective and discover if it's fake or not
True, but when people post bogus claims about how something so far-fetched could happen its not funny. I don't know. Maybe you are entertained by these wild and outrageous stories but some people have a natural ability to detect thinly veiled bullshit.
Seriously though...THAT's the cutest thing you've heard?
Your about to fuck.. Not cut a god damn turkey
I guess it's better than hearing i have HIV
Get over yourselves, it's s fucking text. Fake or not, it's cute.
I agree with 5:23. The guy probably didn't want to seem like a douche and just feel around down there till he found it. Let her do it and u don't look like a total chode!
Thts the cutest thing she ever heard BEFORE SEX. read the whole text before u start commenting stupid things dumbass
4:06, you speak my mind.
I must admit, that is a cute thing to say ^^
Rutherford says honor my cock bitch
I guess it's thoughtful but also kinda creepy.
What a gentleman
I just stick it all the way in until you scream
He better have given it to u goo after that pussy shit
That's what I say when I'm not totally certain that she wants it in her ass.
In Soviet Russia, you are honored before sex.
In soviet russia honors do you
Not cute sounds like a greasy nlgger
That'd creep me out
Putting IT IN..Sorry. Had to fix the grammar. That stuff bugs me.
Oh dear! If that's the cutest thing u ever heard I feel sorry for u! :(
Question... How the fuck is that chivalry??
Agreed with 5:21
That is adorable! If my boyfriend said that to me before we fucked I'd be stoked!
hahahaha that makes me sad for u and turned on at the same time
That was me.. And she loved it.
You sure you're not a guy as well...? Fail.
It's sex not poetry
Lame, ameteur, or both
My response would be to get the hell out of there. WTF?
Yeah that's bs no dudes gonna say that
You're response is as needless as the existence of your life. Go jump off a bridge.
WTF!!! too lazy to do the work himself huh!!?? Must of been one hell of a good min after.
Do you really think you're the first person he has said that to? Pathetic
If only we were all as lucky......
What a bunch of horseshit!