she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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People saying ew lesbians and what not, if it was a straight pair, you wouldn't care so what's the difference who it is. You people are so fucking ignorant I can't even understand how you survive on a day to day basis, it confounds me. And it's not like you can say, "only lesbains don't think it's gross" because I'm straight and I don't love it but I wouldn't love the text no matter who it's from it's just funny so stop being tools and laugh. Thankyou
was the cell on vibrator mode?
For a while I thought I wanted to be a nun then I realized I wanted to be a lesbian.
She was texting her other girlfriend, on how bad it smelled down there......
There's no such thing as a bad lesbian. Okay Rosie O'Donnell but that's just wrong.
To everyone saying fuck lesbians:
I would, but they won't let me.
thats because we really can do it ourselves. this isnt porn, and we dont need a man to help us along =)
Holy shit @ everyone saying fuck lesbians
Grow up and grow a pair.
Lesbians ftw! Men dont know how to find a clit anyway. They wouldnt know it if it were right in their face. Oh wait, it was. Point proven.
mmmmmmm, lesbian clit =)
She was checking u out for the herps!! Ohhhhhh scissor me timbers!!!
Get a fucking grip
U losers it's 2010 there's lesbians everywhere it's better this way woo hooo go lesbians!!!! Fkn ignorant assholes....prob pissed bc no1 licks u hahahahha dirt.
i seriously doubt this one is fake. i know way too many girls who would do this; i mean, i wouldn't because it's stupid, but i know girls who would. just saying.
At least she tried. Most guys wouldn't care. Lesbians ftw.
Probably taking pics to send to all her friends.
getting trashed and making out with girls is being a clubsbian. clubsbians are not lesbians.
MY BEST FRIEND WROTE THIS
why does everyone think shit is fake?? you don't know these people, me and my friends send weird ass texts too
so just shutup about fake shit..if you thnik its fake get off of tfln
I predict that this thread will have the most responses by lesbians on any tfln thread today.
2:35 that's fucked. get over yourself.
Can we have the brief version next time please?
Uhhh... She probably was trying to take a picture or something. TRUST ME, been there, done that...
Wow, maybe I should start giving lessons...
well that sucks dick
I'm not your friend Chris.....
lesbians are awesome
hahha. been there.
Dam...i wonder if she can find her own clit...Lol sorry 4 u babes
HEY!!! Good job you 'first' assholes!!! Not-a-one!!! (Until after this post)
Or, the OP could be a big fat pig and the girl had to move some gunt aside to find the moneymaker
Fuck u! I'll Say it again.... Men don't know how to lick clit.... Is that better for you to understand?
Sounds like a sexual tourist to me...
Yeah I was about to say what 11:07 said, could have just been taking a picture.
that really fuckin sucks. I'm so sorry
Oh and bTW men can't lick shit...
Whether this is fake -no girl would have trouble finding a clit, blind-folded- or she was just being savvy and checking for possible STDs.
It's not called being bisexual, it's called making out with anyone with a mouth. HA. My excuse for getting trashed and making out with girls. WHAT'S WRONG WITH LESBIANS???
HEY- That's my cell number!!
Quote of the day: Cheers to lesbians and virgins, thanks for nothin!
God this isn't even funny. Agree with the above, users shud be able to decide. Tfln your are continuing to disappoint meeeeeee!
Snookie has a Sex Tape- Midget Porn!!
scissor me timbers bahahahahaha awesome
You're right, we can't lick shit. That'd be nasty. Dirty ho.
9:55 ur mom licked my clit last night BAHA grow uppp it's 2010 ...I love lesbians ! Great tnfl btw !
Shenanigans starts wars. :D and I fully support that
Lol 1:15. Find yourself a pair of bi girls, I say.
Probably takin a pic of ur clitoris to post it on the interwebz.
Lol that's funny. Practice makes perfect girl! Lay as much as you can an hope for the best lol
Lesbians.........scare me......unless they are really hot. And I mean like meagen fox as a lesbian hot. But otherwise ..... They scare the shit out of me.
3:04. A mans job really? You wouldnt be
Staceyyyyy adddisonnnnnnnnn sickkkk
I call shenanigans. How could a girl not be able to find a clit?
Let tfln users moderate texts!! Admins are ruining this site with fake texts!! Post this on all tflns if you agree!!!
My first girl was bad too so I feel for ya
Every lesbian thinks they give the best face in the world. I've been with 4 girls who have been with other girls and they all say I blew them out of the water. You aren't innately given the gift of knowing how to lick clit just because you have one, you refine a technique by practicing repeatedly. And there's more to making a girl cum than just anatomy and physics. doing
Lol. I know where it is..
try changing teams!
And we're off....
she probably wanted to see if there was anything dripping out before she started to munch the carpet
Agreed! I'll find your clit in 2 seconds flat!
another futile effort by women to do a mans job
Hah! As if. No way a man can be better with a clit than me for example: who has access to one 24/7! If she was checking for stds thats a fkn wierd way to do it!
Let me add some fuel
yuck this one made me gag. keep the lesbians off of here