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  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:16pm

    lol i love how everyone talks shit on the 909 like we're a bunch of white trash rednecks??? I live in a million dollar home and my area code in 909, ever heard of Rancho...maybe he just likes to party :)

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:15am

    60th. FUCK YEAH BITCHES.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:44am

    Anyone ever been to that bar in Newport that has "Heavy 909 with a chance of 951" painted on the side of it? LOL!!!

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:14pm

    I'd love you even more with no teeth. First best and last. -chuckLe

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:24pm

    Now guys, this isn't funny. People lose teeth every day because they neglect to properly care for them. Remember to brush your teeth three times a day and to floss daily. -Jim

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:56pm

    if you're in the 909 you might not have had teeth to begin with.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:30pm

    whats with all the numbers??

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:23am

    God bless the 909...

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:51pm

    would you love me if i had no teeth? because i lost my dentures... ...i can gum you now tho...

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:34am

    this sucks. whoever received this text was probably like, "umm....nevermind...WTF happened?!?!?!" and they probably are not okay with the sender having no teeth...just sayin.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:23pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    People in San Bernardino have teeth?!

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:17pm

    thats what meth will do to ya...

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:13pm

    This has happened to me twice....fuck Sailor Jerry's rum

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:17pm

    I think the toothless one is a guy, and should lay off the chewing tobacco. Stick to gum. On a baseball-related note, shelled sunflower seeds are the best snacks in the world. They're a real workout for your jaws and tongue, taste great, and take less time to eat than an ordinary snack. So, you eat less and get full faster.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    wow, you can count. i'm impressed.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:15pm

    5:05 remember me I'm the guy who fucked you in the ass in county boy that felt good

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:17pm

    I'm a doucher -chuckLe

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:23pm

    Great job representing the 909, asshole.

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:14pm

    Charles rutherford is the greatest

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:53pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks you gotta lay off the tweek, meth mouth, shit will kill you!

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:09pm

    fucking redneck 909ers

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:14pm

    Teeth are overrated bitchez

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:08pm

    909 eh. yup this makes sense

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:31pm

    I take it in the ass -chuckLe

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:04pm

    I suck my own dick like a boss. -whoopeeee

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:02am

    Did this happen at killarneys?? Haha 909 FYL!!! get out of this area!

  • 22 44
    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jul 9, 10 at 1:16am

    Fuck yessss 909!!!!!

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:52pm

    If you don't have any teeth you'll feel right at home in texas

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:46am

    this is terribly fake.

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:29pm

    You must have given blowjobs to a steel dick.

  • 23 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:27pm

    this happened to my friend last year!!!!!!

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:47pm

    Wow What a way to represent 909 RETARDS!!!!

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:40pm

    No teeth = better head