she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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Consider it pay back for every female you left hanging. Who's the bitch now, bitch?
Hahahahaha slut with morals
I mean that sucks for you but I'm actually glad she followed what she thought she had to do. Probably should have told you in advance though.\nOr maybe she thought she could get it done in time but you're one of those guys who takes forfucking ever to come.
This is funny. I can't even think of something witty to say. This text probably broke my funny bone.
Hahahahaha this text is actually hilarious. Yeah Catholics and finally a good one.
You should have taken your dick out of her mouth and put it in her ass
Find another girl and tell her you've got something fishy for her to eat instead.
I loled. A lot.
Haha who the fuck thumbs up'd this??
she ate his dick? I wonder what utensil she used a fork or a spoon.
@12:33 HAHAHAHA oh man..
LMAO how original!
this bitch should be shot
catholics are the best :)
@1:35, she's not vegetarian, she's catholic. It's for lent
Ah, being slutty and Catholic. I miss those days...... *tear*. Screwing morals, one private school kilt at a time.
You're lucky you were getting any at all douch face
Best text ever :) haha fyl. (fuck your life)
Lmao, omg that shitz crazzzy
So she was chewing on your dick?
wouldn't happen too me
first. and she was super cereal
Get a fucking sense of humor OP.
LAUGH MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF
Fake BULLSHIT from the 732
Fags. You meant HE can't eat meat....
That is what a vagina is for
Hahaha that's too funny
hurrr durrrrrrrrr fuck these are getting more and more stupid
fuck you Ian best
Luckyy she's givin you head bro.....
This one is my favorite (: but it sucks for him tho.
gotta love 732!
Hahahaha finnaly a good one
Hahaha. That's hilarious.
Wow that really sucks
She didn't want to be giving you head obviously
Some Hindus can't eat meat on Fridays,