I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Man up and just break up, why be an ass about it too
You're a douche...but greatest idea!
....If you're 12 years old, that is.
Whats your favorite food?
LMFAO, LMFAO , the best guaranteeed greatest ideaaaaaaaaaaa everrrrrrrr
Come on dude just break up with her. Be a man.
This man is a genius!
Do you say with like a Jamaican accent, like "Slap a da bass"
jokes on you 'cause I'd never break up with a gem like that ;)
this actually happened to me...except what he said was "let me skeet in your grilllll" yeah didn't last much longer after that.
Or you could just say "I no longer wish to go out with you."
What if she's into that?
If the guy breaks it off he is the asshole. If you get the girl to do it then it is open season o her friends!
Pure Genius!!! FTW
You will be broken up after about the first time you do this. So good plan, ya ass!
Skeet skeet bitch!
OP sounds like a 13 yr old
LMFAO\nLMFAO\nLMFAO\n\ngreatest idea. \nall hands down .\ni love you .
Not really, that's actually really stupid.
Pretty much proves that 12 year olds run this site
10:43 Hilarious! I Love You Man
Hahhaa that's awesome wats your favorite dessert
Make a game of it. Lol.
You are all idiots this is genious now he isent the bad guy cause technically he didn't dump her which means he's a canadit for cheer up sex from as many girls as he can call
This is the greatest idea, and it is manning up cause he's making sure he breaks up with her no matter what!
Funniest thing I've read on her in a while
Wow what a pussy that's kinda what I did when I was 12. Ididnt havethe balls to actually break up with her
The most epic thing you could say
Better idea: break up with her idiot
just grow a pair and break up with her like a man
fucking genius. the end
It definitely would woke for me... Bye douchebag have a nice life