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  • Maybe you should use birth control then you wouldn't be in this predicament

    Submitted by FoxieRoxie988 on May 9, 11 at 4:34pm
  • That's messed up...

    Submitted by kattlove on May 9, 11 at 4:46pm
  • <insert belligerent anti-abortion comment> *shakes fist*

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 9, 11 at 11:08pm
  • yeah that's fucked up considering there are people that actually want a baby and can't have one. Use a fucking condom.

    Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 9, 11 at 10:04pm
    • Technically the wording of the text could be giving the baby up for adoption. Hopefully that's the case.

      Submitted by 1082.41 on May 9, 11 at 11:41pm
      • No so much pro abortion as I am antibaby. But I do hope she gets an abortion.

        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:11am
  • I would love to attend with tidings of liquor, and condoms.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 4:09pm
  • Only if you invite her, or if you have the same baby daddy.

    Submitted by iowawashington on May 9, 11 at 4:05pm
  • My son died in my arms, shit like this pisses me off. It's not a fucking pet, it's a baby. Close your fucking legs if you don't want one.

    Submitted by pnkfaery on May 10, 11 at 12:34pm
    • sorry about your son, but no one has a baby shower until thy know the sex of the baby. by the time you know that you can't have an abortion. maybe she's giving the baby to someone who can't have kids?

      Submitted by stfuxxmissm on May 10, 11 at 6:20pm
  • Bitch.

    Submitted by bellatheresa on May 9, 11 at 10:22pm
  • Abort! Abort!

    Submitted by Michguy on May 9, 11 at 8:50pm
  • Hey everyone's not meant to be parents so we can point and judge but, I'm pretty sure if she was in the position to have a child she would. I thought it was pretty funny btw.

    Submitted by holned on May 14, 11 at 3:53am
  • Hell yes, but if you leave a one day buffer in between, you're probably fine.

    Submitted by nonphotoblue on May 10, 11 at 2:01pm
  • Wow, at least half of you people are freakin oblivious. \nFor one, the baby shower is Not for her, she knows somebody Else who is preggo

    Submitted by seedlessme on May 10, 11 at 9:15am
    • Thank you. I thought I was the only one who got that.

      Submitted by DaCreep on Jul 24, 11 at 11:53pm
  • I LOL'd pretty good on this one. These are my favorite and the reason why I have this app.

    Submitted by profhopkins on May 10, 11 at 2:26am
  • Wow NPH I think U don't get it cuz I totally understand what Iowa was saying...well said too

    Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 9, 11 at 9:56pm
  • It's apparent she doesn't use condoms why would her "I'm not keeping my baby party" include methods of contraceptives?

    Submitted by amw88 on May 9, 11 at 10:16pm
  • Oh dang that foul bay boo

    Submitted by double0six on May 9, 11 at 7:40pm
  • lol. u go girl :)

    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jun 8, 11 at 12:46am
  • U go girl

    Submitted by vasilioskn on May 9, 11 at 9:22pm
  • She is probably so fat and ugly she would never know she is pregnant until her next dump screams mommy!

    Submitted by blowme469 on May 9, 11 at 11:21pm
  • Wow iowawashington, you could not have misunderstood this text more.

    Submitted by NPH9384 on May 9, 11 at 5:59pm
  • Slut!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 10, 11 at 2:16am
  • It's not inappropriate, it sounds like honesty

    Submitted by osok231 on May 12, 11 at 4:24am
  • Regardless of what you mean by "keeping my baby" you posted it on here to be funny. It's not funny, it's actually pretty sad, do the world a favor and check out early.

    Submitted by opcheck on May 10, 11 at 7:27am
  • Adoption is a great act of love. May God bless.

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Apr 21, 13 at 9:34pm
  • Why have a Baby Shower in the first place you stupid slut

    Submitted by deannabanana216 on May 10, 11 at 2:42am
  • I think it would have been more appropriate to cancel the baby shower and just have an I’m Not Keeping My Baby Party

    Submitted by Phys on May 9, 11 at 4:08pm