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  • Submitted by FoxieRoxie988 on May 9, 11 at 4:34pm

    Maybe you should use birth control then you wouldn't be in this predicament

  • Submitted by kattlove on May 9, 11 at 4:46pm

    That's messed up...

  • Submitted by enormoustard on May 9, 11 at 11:08pm

    <insert belligerent anti-abortion comment> *shakes fist*

  • Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 9, 11 at 10:04pm

    yeah that's fucked up considering there are people that actually want a baby and can't have one. Use a fucking condom.

    • Submitted by 1082.41 on May 9, 11 at 11:41pm

      Technically the wording of the text could be giving the baby up for adoption. Hopefully that's the case.

      • Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:11am

        No so much pro abortion as I am antibaby. But I do hope she gets an abortion.

  • Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 4:09pm

    I would love to attend with tidings of liquor, and condoms.

  • Submitted by iowawashington on May 9, 11 at 4:05pm

    Only if you invite her, or if you have the same baby daddy.

  • Submitted by bellatheresa on May 9, 11 at 10:22pm


  • Submitted by pnkfaery on May 10, 11 at 12:34pm

    My son died in my arms, shit like this pisses me off. It's not a fucking pet, it's a baby. Close your fucking legs if you don't want one.

    • Submitted by stfuxxmissm on May 10, 11 at 6:20pm

      sorry about your son, but no one has a baby shower until thy know the sex of the baby. by the time you know that you can't have an abortion. maybe she's giving the baby to someone who can't have kids?

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 9, 11 at 8:50pm

    Abort! Abort!

  • Submitted by nonphotoblue on May 10, 11 at 2:01pm

    Hell yes, but if you leave a one day buffer in between, you're probably fine.

  • Submitted by holned on May 14, 11 at 3:53am

    Hey everyone's not meant to be parents so we can point and judge but, I'm pretty sure if she was in the position to have a child she would. I thought it was pretty funny btw.

  • Submitted by profhopkins on May 10, 11 at 2:26am

    I LOL'd pretty good on this one. These are my favorite and the reason why I have this app.

  • Submitted by amw88 on May 9, 11 at 10:16pm

    It's apparent she doesn't use condoms why would her "I'm not keeping my baby party" include methods of contraceptives?

    • Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:13am

      Condoms are only 97% effective.

  • Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 9, 11 at 9:56pm

    Wow NPH I think U don't get it cuz I totally understand what Iowa was saying...well said too

  • Submitted by seedlessme on May 10, 11 at 9:15am

    Wow, at least half of you people are freakin oblivious. \nFor one, the baby shower is Not for her, she knows somebody Else who is preggo

    • Submitted by DaCreep on Jul 24, 11 at 11:53pm

      Thank you. I thought I was the only one who got that.

  • Submitted by double0six on May 9, 11 at 7:40pm

    Oh dang that foul bay boo

  • Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jun 8, 11 at 12:46am

    lol. u go girl :)

  • Submitted by blowme469 on May 9, 11 at 11:21pm

    She is probably so fat and ugly she would never know she is pregnant until her next dump screams mommy!

  • Submitted by vasilioskn on May 9, 11 at 9:22pm

    U go girl

  • Submitted by NPH9384 on May 9, 11 at 5:59pm

    Wow iowawashington, you could not have misunderstood this text more.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 10, 11 at 2:16am


  • Submitted by osok231 on May 12, 11 at 4:24am

    It's not inappropriate, it sounds like honesty

  • Submitted by opcheck on May 10, 11 at 7:27am

    Regardless of what you mean by "keeping my baby" you posted it on here to be funny. It's not funny, it's actually pretty sad, do the world a favor and check out early.

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    Submitted by okieraider71 on Apr 21, 13 at 9:34pm

    Adoption is a great act of love. May God bless.

  • Submitted by deannabanana216 on May 10, 11 at 2:42am

    Why have a Baby Shower in the first place you stupid slut

  • Submitted by Phys on May 9, 11 at 4:08pm

    I think it would have been more appropriate to cancel the baby shower and just have an I’m Not Keeping My Baby Party