He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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If the chick is wearing a sweatshirt, you just gotta roll the dice
@ 2:13 - white man's minature penis? uhm, I'm black and i'd have to side with the white man's. I've had my share of dicks, white and black, and I'd rather take a white guy's dick anyday. all black guys I've been with have just been long, not thick. and if you know anything about women, you know we can only take so much dick. girth over length baby. (:
No guy wants to hear a chick call herself fat. Quit being an insecure lard.
I love me some black women, 2:22.
What a fucking dick...
I can dig it!! Lol
so fucked up, yet so funny (:
Black women are sexy ! Will you marry me 2:22
Lol *after* you had sex.
haha that's messed up
2:22. I want some of that black beauty
Guess you are then
Oh my god, what an asshole. Ahahah well hopefully the sex was at least good :D
Look on the bright side - at least he said it after, not before.
Sorry OP, we call you The Slumpbuster.
That's fucken legit.
nothinn. playin mw2(:
2:33 because they would be able to see one of the nationalities
Lol @ the bitch that has taken so much dick she can tell your nationality in a pitch black room.
Rattle rattle rattle, here come the cattle
TUBBY TUBBY TUBBY
the whole nite consoling ur insecurerities
ur not Fat (through his Beer-goggles)
or he wouldn't have put so much ground
work into nailing ya
after sex the lights came on and he saw
fetta cheese legs
i would've said
thats my weights session for the week see ya
first what up
Haahahhaaaaaa this is hilarious!!! Almost as funny as white man's miniture penis!
Congrats... Fat people should be forced to diet several months before being aloud to fuck.
"allowed" not "aloud." what should we do with stupid people?
retards shouldn't be allowed to comment if they can't spell shit right