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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:36am

    "if you dare, cum in her hair"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:24am

    in the ass, in the pussy, on the face, in the mouth, on the tits....i support a womans right to choose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:16pm

    words of truth to live by

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:52am

    This whole fucking site is immature humour. That's the point, idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:31am

    Funny, but why would you fuck a girl who had rolls? Eww.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:28am

    Whatever it was, it was beautiful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:24am

    No, this is hilarious for the non-uptight crowd. Get off your high horse and laugh with the rest of us. Fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:52am

    Nah, quit being a douche and laugh. Don't pretend you are trying to be mature and "above" this joke. No one believes you anyway. Lets face it, this is fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:47am

    Yes 1:17 there is not only the new fangled I-phones and blackberries but there is also little things like pix messages that can hold up to 1000 characters. Also if the texter had Verizon Wireless even the most simple phone can send 7texts as one to another Verizon Wireless user. meaning they have 1114 characters to send. (to all the rest of you out there that will debate my math of 1114 it is correct because once you breach the 160 character mark it drops each text down to 159 characters each.)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:57pm

    It's amazing how the little things in life can bring so much joy

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:53pm

    5:59 you must be the the friend of all the hot friends who doesnt get any action. probably half of the posters here have "unloaded" in the areas in the post

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:29pm

    That would def come out of minnesota

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:33pm

    Sounds like the original poster is about in the 7th grade. Maybe for the 2nd time.

  • 84 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:11am

    1:47... MAJORLY LAME HAT YOU KNOW THAT , BOTHERED TO WORK IT OUT AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF , POSTED IT ON HERE....

  • 89 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:52pm

    I am going to love Minneapolis.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:33pm

    okay 1:17 your really dumb... standard phones do have a 160 character limit but many people now have iphones and blackberries and other high tech emailing phones which pretty much have no limit on characters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:16am

    this is hilarious for the 14 and under section

  • 82 79
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 3, 10 at 10:50am

    Hahahahha wakka wakka!

  • 91 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:44pm

    The greatest part about 1:17 is that he/she/it actually counted the characters. Douchetwat.

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:11pm

    1:17PM, are you fuckin retarded

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:22am

    i find it mildly amusing. not bad, but not hilarious. and 940: what happened to two?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:42am

    hahaha minnesota i love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:09am

    Bwahahahahaah excellent!

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:15pm

    In Soviet Russia...cum goes in all holes

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:43pm

    ^^^ that was stupid, but this was great. seriously get off your high horses and laugh. if you were all with your buddies you'd fucking laugh too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:46am

    thats because you are halfway through high school. this is immature humor

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:18pm

    thats fucking amazing. I told my 60 yr old grandma. she enjoied it too =D

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:15am

    1:17, texts can be more than one page..

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Brassmonkey12 on Jun 6, 10 at 10:53am

    I agree with 9:24 it's a girls natural right to chose, but this is still funny AS HELL hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:31pm

    Holy mother of god.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:01am

    1:47, you may be good at math, but your grammer sucks huuuuuge ass.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 2:36am

    ugh i feel so objectified! My mother would be so proud im laughing my ass off at this shit. Kinda sounds like fun...

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:47am

    12:43 ^^^^ YES IT DOES

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:43am

    Relax. Save the Serious Fucking Business for another time. IN the grand scheme of things, will it matter if you or i think this is funny or not?

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:17pm

    hahahahahaha this is hilarious

  • 42 30
    Submitted by GottaR8 on Dec 27, 11 at 10:45pm

    Omg. Funny.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by ashleybianca on Aug 27, 10 at 4:43pm

    dont be a fool wrap your tool skip a generation use masterbation he dont need to be born just use porn

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:17pm

    Agree Minnesota for sure

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:59pm

    That was awesome

  • 59 72
    Submitted by waddupplayer10 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:25am

    im a girl and i think this is hilarious. hahaha

  • 53 61
    Submitted by waldrkm on Feb 28, 11 at 6:59am

    Probably the dumbest one I've read on here. Let me guess, you are an 18 year old kid who just got to college?

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:27am

    Ok so cum anywere u want just not in my ass plz

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:27pm

    and apart from which 1.17 you can send multiple messages, which means you can put more text in...idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:56pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA id have her suck my dick and fuck her clit!

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:42pm

    Tell her, don't be a quitter, take it in the shitter.

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:14pm

    940 i gave u the only thumbs up. because i like poop too. ive asked one girl to get so kinky and she said cool then i asked her if she was cool with bringing poop into the situation and she get pissed and left when she realized i was serious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:18am

    sweet remix. anybody else think of the shel silverstein poem boa constrictor? it's clearly the inspiration, and a fine literary work in it's own right. nice to see bedtime stories lead to such great things.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:56pm

    This is awesome, awesome, awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:47pm

    I thought it was funny! Good job OP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:25am

    like you could actually get laid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:31am

    103 and counting....whos next?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:17pm

    This text is not possible there is a 160 character limit for texts....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:59am

    THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO BE HAVE A GUY UNLOAD ON THOSE PLACES. get fucking real, porn is not realistic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:54pm

    who would COUNT the characters to check if it was more than 160 in the first place? Jeez just laugh (or don't) and go on.