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  • "if you dare, cum in her hair"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:36am
  • That would def come out of minnesota

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Whatever it was, it was beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:28am
  • words of truth to live by

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Yes 1:17 there is not only the new fangled I-phones and blackberries but there is also little things like pix messages that can hold up to 1000 characters. Also if the texter had Verizon Wireless even the most simple phone can send 7texts as one to another Verizon Wireless user. meaning they have 1114 characters to send. (to all the rest of you out there that will debate my math of 1114 it is correct because once you breach the 160 character mark it drops each text down to 159 characters each.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:47am
  • in the ass, in the pussy, on the face, in the mouth, on the tits....i support a womans right to choose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:24am
  • This whole fucking site is immature humour. That's the point, idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:52am
  • No, this is hilarious for the non-uptight crowd. Get off your high horse and laugh with the rest of us. Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:24am
  • Funny, but why would you fuck a girl who had rolls? Eww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:31am
  • Nah, quit being a douche and laugh. Don't pretend you are trying to be mature and "above" this joke. No one believes you anyway. Lets face it, this is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:52am
  • 1:47... MAJORLY LAME HAT YOU KNOW THAT , BOTHERED TO WORK IT OUT AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF , POSTED IT ON HERE....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:11am
  • Hahahahha wakka wakka!

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 3, 10 at 10:50am
  • 5:59 you must be the the friend of all the hot friends who doesnt get any action. probably half of the posters here have "unloaded" in the areas in the post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:53pm
  • It's amazing how the little things in life can bring so much joy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:57pm
  • I agree with 9:24 it's a girls natural right to chose, but this is still funny AS HELL hahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Brassmonkey12 on Jun 6, 10 at 10:53am
  • In Soviet Russia...cum goes in all holes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Omg. Funny.

    Submitted by GottaR8 on Dec 27, 11 at 10:45pm
  • The greatest part about 1:17 is that he/she/it actually counted the characters. Douchetwat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:44pm
  • okay 1:17 your really dumb... standard phones do have a 160 character limit but many people now have iphones and blackberries and other high tech emailing phones which pretty much have no limit on characters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:33pm
  • i find it mildly amusing. not bad, but not hilarious. and 940: what happened to two?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:22am
  • Ok so cum anywere u want just not in my ass plz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:27am
  • this is hilarious for the 14 and under section

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:16am
  • Sounds like the original poster is about in the 7th grade. Maybe for the 2nd time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I am going to love Minneapolis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:52pm
  • hahaha minnesota i love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:42am
  • hahahahahaha this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Holy mother of god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:31pm
  • ugh i feel so objectified! My mother would be so proud im laughing my ass off at this shit. Kinda sounds like fun...

    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 2:36am
  • Probably the dumbest one I've read on here. Let me guess, you are an 18 year old kid who just got to college?

    Submitted by waldrkm on Feb 28, 11 at 6:59am
  • That was awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:59pm
  • 1:17PM, are you fuckin retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:11pm
  • 1:47, you may be good at math, but your grammer sucks huuuuuge ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:01am
  • Bwahahahahaah excellent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:09am
  • dont be a fool wrap your tool skip a generation use masterbation he dont need to be born just use porn

    Submitted by ashleybianca on Aug 27, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Agree Minnesota for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:17pm
  • thats because you are halfway through high school. this is immature humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:46am
  • im a girl and i think this is hilarious. hahaha

    Submitted by waddupplayer10 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:25am
  • Relax. Save the Serious Fucking Business for another time. IN the grand scheme of things, will it matter if you or i think this is funny or not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:43am
  • This is awesome, awesome, awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:56pm
  • 1:17, texts can be more than one page..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:15am
  • 12:43 ^^^^ YES IT DOES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:47am
  • ^^^ that was stupid, but this was great. seriously get off your high horses and laugh. if you were all with your buddies you'd fucking laugh too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:43pm
  • thats fucking amazing. I told my 60 yr old grandma. she enjoied it too =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:18pm
  • and apart from which 1.17 you can send multiple messages, which means you can put more text in...idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Tell her, don't be a quitter, take it in the shitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I thought it was funny! Good job OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:47pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA id have her suck my dick and fuck her clit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:56pm
  • sweet remix. anybody else think of the shel silverstein poem boa constrictor? it's clearly the inspiration, and a fine literary work in it's own right. nice to see bedtime stories lead to such great things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:18am
  • like you could actually get laid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:25am
  • 940 i gave u the only thumbs up. because i like poop too. ive asked one girl to get so kinky and she said cool then i asked her if she was cool with bringing poop into the situation and she get pissed and left when she realized i was serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:14pm
  • This text is not possible there is a 160 character limit for texts....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 103 and counting....whos next?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:31am
  • who would COUNT the characters to check if it was more than 160 in the first place? Jeez just laugh (or don't) and go on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:54pm
  • THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO BE HAVE A GUY UNLOAD ON THOSE PLACES. get fucking real, porn is not realistic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:59am