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  • Sometimes you don't have enough time to pull over before it starts spewing out... Just sayin

    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 1, 10 at 5:12pm
  • Herschel you literally took the words right out of my mouth. Way to go OP, you forgot to brag about not accidentally killing someone while doing something so incredibly stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymuos on May 2, 10 at 11:13pm
  • Been there- good times

    Submitted by kayayeff on May 2, 10 at 12:33am
  • Cruise control doesn't drive the car for you. Just an FYI.

    Submitted by Anonymous_ on May 2, 10 at 8:42am
  • how do you vomit while driving? i know on the freeway thats like...death

    Submitted by freak09 on May 1, 10 at 5:45pm
  • You're a fucking retard. Pull over!

    Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Yea Allen should jump head first off his roof twss isn't even funny!

    Submitted by uhateme on May 1, 10 at 4:40pm
  • He hasn't shown up here yet, but does anyone else suspect that the Allen "that's what she said" guy is actually a TFLN employee trying to drum up traffic for a sister site (a la the Cheezburger network)? It's the only reason I can think of as to why they haven't banned him/deleted his posts/filtered out the key words.

    Submitted by hmmmm on May 1, 10 at 3:37pm
    • Or they're just lazy.

      Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 3:47pm
    • I was thinking the same thing. Or as Herschel said they could just be lazy. But it's definetely someone promoting a site whether they're from tfln or not. And its annoying

      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 1, 10 at 3:55pm
    • I've noticed that he just keeps coming back with different accounts, all named allen

      Submitted by skootles on May 1, 10 at 5:07pm
    • Aaaaand there he is

      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 2, 10 at 11:01am
  • No, you're not first.

    Submitted by Wayne_Kest on May 1, 10 at 3:28pm
  • cruise control is the best thing ever when drunk

    Submitted by Hawks_81 on May 3, 10 at 8:31am
  • That's what she said!!

    Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 1, 10 at 3:53pm