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  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous_ on May 2, 10 at 8:42am

    Cruise control doesn't drive the car for you. Just an FYI.

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymuos on May 2, 10 at 11:13pm

    Herschel you literally took the words right out of my mouth. Way to go OP, you forgot to brag about not accidentally killing someone while doing something so incredibly stupid.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 1, 10 at 5:12pm

    Sometimes you don't have enough time to pull over before it starts spewing out... Just sayin

  • 62 50
    Submitted by freak09 on May 1, 10 at 5:45pm

    how do you vomit while driving? i know on the freeway thats like...death

  • 66 63
    Submitted by kayayeff on May 2, 10 at 12:33am

    Been there- good times

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 3:48pm

    You're a fucking retard. Pull over!

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Wayne_Kest on May 1, 10 at 3:28pm

    No, you're not first.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by uhateme on May 1, 10 at 4:40pm

    Yea Allen should jump head first off his roof twss isn't even funny!

  • 57 65
    Submitted by hmmmm on May 1, 10 at 3:37pm

    He hasn't shown up here yet, but does anyone else suspect that the Allen "that's what she said" guy is actually a TFLN employee trying to drum up traffic for a sister site (a la the Cheezburger network)? It's the only reason I can think of as to why they haven't banned him/deleted his posts/filtered out the key words.

    • 73 58
      Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 3:47pm

      Or they're just lazy.

    • 48 80
      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 1, 10 at 3:55pm

      I was thinking the same thing. Or as Herschel said they could just be lazy. But it's definetely someone promoting a site whether they're from tfln or not. And its annoying

      • 49 57
        Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 5:01pm

        If annoyance was enough, the word "First" would have been added to the blocklist a year ago.

        • 72 63
          Submitted by purpleispretty on May 1, 10 at 7:17pm

          Haha Thats true

        • 71 55
          Submitted by your_mom_6 on May 2, 10 at 12:02am

          the words "soviet russia" would be banned too

    • 67 61
      Submitted by skootles on May 1, 10 at 5:07pm

      I've noticed that he just keeps coming back with different accounts, all named allen

    • 62 44
      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 2, 10 at 11:01am

      Aaaaand there he is

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Hawks_81 on May 3, 10 at 8:31am

    cruise control is the best thing ever when drunk

  • 54 74
    Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 1, 10 at 3:53pm

    That's what she said!!