Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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Sometimes you don't have enough time to pull over before it starts spewing out... Just sayin
Herschel you literally took the words right out of my mouth. Way to go OP, you forgot to brag about not accidentally killing someone while doing something so incredibly stupid.
Been there- good times
Cruise control doesn't drive the car for you. Just an FYI.
how do you vomit while driving? i know on the freeway thats like...death
You're a fucking retard. Pull over!
Yea Allen should jump head first off his roof twss isn't even funny!
He hasn't shown up here yet, but does anyone else suspect that the Allen "that's what she said" guy is actually a TFLN employee trying to drum up traffic for a sister site (a la the Cheezburger network)? It's the only reason I can think of as to why they haven't banned him/deleted his posts/filtered out the key words.
Or they're just lazy.
I was thinking the same thing. Or as Herschel said they could just be lazy. But it's definetely someone promoting a site whether they're from tfln or not. And its annoying
If annoyance was enough, the word "First" would have been added to the blocklist a year ago.
Haha Thats true
the words "soviet russia" would be banned too
I've noticed that he just keeps coming back with different accounts, all named allen
Aaaaand there he is
No, you're not first.
cruise control is the best thing ever when drunk
That's what she said!!