My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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High times named my dorm as the easiest place to get drugs...I would have to agree because my fingers are talking to me
don't lie... you don't have a job
Indeed. Best sick day use ever.
936 shit i prolly know you. i know the pot heads in this town.
lol, she needs sex toys? let me guess, she has a separate room too?
the 'high times' magazine isn't as good as being high, wtf?
damn. so many haters on this site.
have a good time bro!
why dont you just fuck your girlfriend? you suck at life
have her make you a sandwich afterwords and you sir will be set for the week.
He is getting laid, you aren't. Game over.