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  • I'm pretty sure that if that ever happened to me, I wouldn't tell anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:21am
  • Lmfao freud was right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:11am
  • Well, at least you didn't wake up refreshed and wanting more...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:15am
  • Who the FUCK clicked good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:28am
  • If my parents lied to me and i'm adopted and jessica alba is my real mom...then i guess i know how you feel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:33am
  • don't worry.. i learned in a psych class that during REM sleep males get aroused no matter what they dream about! hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:41am
  • God I wish that I could vote more than one thumbs down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:41am
  • the 56 people who voted good night must have freakishly hot mothers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:23am
  • I agree 2:34 all of my wet dreams are always weird. They'll have clowns and aliens and ugly girls that I would never fuck in them. I asked my friend about it and he said that his are weird too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:44am
  • Paging dr.freud. Dr.Freud line one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:13am
  • To be honest, this is actually entirely normal. Most people have these types of dreams at some point. Your mother is not actually your mother in the dream. She merely represents the main characteristic that you identify her with such as love in general, or authority. Yes, it might be disturbing to experience just realize that it is normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:40pm
  • It's a fucked up dream dude, but dreams are almost never what they seem to be. Your mind flashes random images a lot. Your dream probably means that you wronged your mom somehow and seeking redemption and that you are nit happy in your relationship with your girlfrind, sexually that is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:34am
  • fuck tyler perry and all his bullshit shows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:40am
  • Haha! Dude that's rough. Freud would have a field day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:53am
  • This is not something you should tell people... eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:30am
  • I really hope anyone who hit good night is drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:16am
  • I probably wouldn't share that... WITH ANYONE

    Submitted by BonG_HitS on Jul 21, 10 at 2:03pm
  • Ignorent Christian fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:05am
  • 6:55,I just laughed out loud and probably looked like a freakin retaaahd, but that's freakin hilarious!! Yank it out quick though, u don't want it to get stuck in there forever! =\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Dude your sick!

    Submitted by bongslaw on Apr 28, 10 at 11:21pm
  • I agree 12:44... Some things are better left unsaid/untext

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:51am
  • A new spin in baby mama drama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:20am
  • @904... No they didn't. It's the past tense of 'scar'. Look it up. Dictionarys are useful if you want to be the Grammar Police.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:44am
  • Lol Oedipus

    Submitted by doon on Apr 24, 11 at 12:01pm
  • Ha! I thought i was alone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:06am
  • Sounds like 02:34 had the same dream. JUST FACE IT MAN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:30am
  • Dude... I've had a wet dream about my mom to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am
  • I'm slightly alarmed at the number of people who think this is a good night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:55pm
  • I hope that's fake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:24am
  • 1:32, that's incredibly disturbing. At least Freud approves of OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:34am
  • Yaaaa Vermont!! Get soooooommeeeee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:31pm
  • According to psychologist almost every male has these atleast once in their lives, it's about male dminance and no one being as good as ur mom ( not technically sexually) but it's whatever you'll be fine hopefully... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:53am
  • 12:21 hahaha so true. that's messed upp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:22am
  • in his defense, he was from Vermont...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:47am
    • Dude, Vermont is the fuckin best. Still fucked up though. I feel kind of bad for this kid.

      Submitted by 802bitches on Jan 31, 10 at 11:05pm
    • VT is classier in a lot of ways...

      Submitted by my235 on Aug 1, 11 at 9:33pm
      • VT is in the top 4 classiest states.

        Submitted by my235 on Nov 16, 11 at 8:51pm
  • Why even post tht u fuc up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:42am
  • Fuck you, 1:51. Get your own joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:56am
  • If you're having wet dreams period, you need to get laid. asap..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:26pm
  • And I thought my wet dream about my sister was screwed up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Is a 7 inch penis small?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:41am
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM WET DREAMS YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:44am
  • 10:38 that will cause severe liquifactive necrosis no doubt leading to perforation and mediastinitis. An upper endoscopy would be useful after starting broad spectrum antibiotics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:58pm
  • wow...man u got some issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:22am
  • Your brain just mind-fucked you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:18am
  • as long as there wasn't a whip =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:03pm
  • You mispelled scared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:04am
  • gross dude. why in the fuck would you ever feel like this would be ok to text someone? its incriminating. never put anything like this in text or video. you throw away the sweet gift of deniability.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:25pm
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:10am
  • he is saying "scarred" as in "scar" hes not saying "scared" so he didnt misspell. read it again and u might get it retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:46am
  • 9:04 is a fucking retard lmaooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Thanks for sharing, Oedipus.

    Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 21, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Who would actually admit to this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:49am
  • I just got to learn about Frued too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:00pm
  • i'm a girl who has had sex dreams about my mom, my dad, my sister and my cousins. i just supressed the memories until they resurfaced just after reading this post. thanks op.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:49am
  • Fuck you jeff. Go back to the sewer, you dickless little troll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:37am
  • That is not t he kind of information you share....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:37am
  • That's normal, you were just horny and your mind chose the girl your most comfortable with

    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:03pm
  • I was scarred by a similar dream about my cousin recently. Btw, I'm not from Arkansas, Alabama, or Kentucky. How strange.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:25am
  • oedipus complex... freud was right hahahaha

    Submitted by Darenator on Jun 25, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Omg dude! That's fuckd up!

    Submitted by adityaogra on Apr 11, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Wtf no1 has wet dreams anymor pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:27pm
  • For your next trick cum in your moms eyes and call her hellen keller

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Oh man! Freud would've loved you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:29pm
  • my cock just went inside when i read this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:55am
  • I had sex with my mother. -Hamlet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:39am
  • Wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:54am
  • The exact same thing happend to me...but Im her daughter, it freaked me out, and it is one of my most darkest secrets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:23pm
  • I feel like I'm the only guy not to have wet dreams. :p blessing or a curse?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:25am
  • @ 4:05 am: it's on the small side of average.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:40am
  • Stop talking about this. Now i'm going to have a weird ass dream where i'm having sex with my friend or something...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:05am
  • Daym u need a doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:48am
  • There are things we keep to ourselves...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:07am
  • dude. these are things you just dont tell anyone. if you have to...lie to yourself and say it was an ex-girlfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Sigmund Freud. Don't worry about it. Every male dates the girl which he sees his mother in. Not so secretly, every boy only wants and needs his mama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Oedipus knows that feel bro

    Submitted by front2back on May 13, 12 at 9:36pm
  • Ha no way I had a wet dream about your mom too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:04am
  • Horrible night. Sucks if it's real. Sucks even more if you're so messed up in the head that u thought if this randomly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:06pm
  • That's sugmund Freud shit... Look it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Dude. WTF. that's just wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:47am
  • that's the froydian theory!

    Submitted by brittcoree on May 19, 10 at 8:25am
  • Any wet dream is a good dream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:19am
  • Keep that shit to yourself dude your friends will never let you live that one down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:34am
  • I've had that happen before...\nI'm a girl.

    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 23, 11 at 12:11am
  • I don't have any friends to talk with about my wet dreams -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:46am
  • Why would somebody even admit this?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:08pm
  • That's not right. U don't tell ppl that stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:54am
  • If ur moms hot I understand.. But if not what the fuck!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:58am
  • dude that's some I need therapy type darkness right there. poor dude.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Omg Ur mom told me she had a wet dream about u to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:26am
  • 9:04 needs to do the world a favor and drink a gallon of drain cleaner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:38am
  • Is the OP Maddox Jolie? If so, I understand!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 2:38... I totally agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:56am
  • I think it's funny how I only have nocturnal emissions after I go for a long while without having sex. It's like my body knows I need to get rid of built up sperm and sends a signal to my brain for me to have a wet dream. I know catholic priests must have wet dreams at least once a month.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:49am
  • why would you even share this information with someone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:44am
  • ...wow kil yourself like nao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:13am
  • if this really happened no one would actually tell anyone about it. really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:42am
  • WTF??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:57pm
  • That's something you keep to yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Oedipus complex? Actually its far more likely to mean nothing. Your subconscious can be pretty fucked up.\nBut whats up with the people posting on here that its cool as long as she's hot? They've managed to be disgusting and shallow.

    Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 11:50am
  • Haha edipole complex

    Submitted by littlefito on May 10, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Yeah that's great!!! Well ummmmm I guess now I'll kill myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:31am
  • YOU can talk to me Crispyy. 8===D~~O:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:51am
  • Do you live in pensylvania..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:03pm
  • It happened to me a few times when I was 12 and 13. It's like a splinter in my mind - haven't had one since but I've been paranoid about it ever since - never dated anyone who looks even remotely like her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:34am
  • I don't care how good your friend is that you text that too, but there are somethings in life that aren't ever meant to be shared...

    Submitted by gdbear30 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:25pm
  • Can we have details about this dream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:20am
  • You shouldve never put that up or even thought about it. So gross

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:45pm
  • No way! Me too. It sucked. Last night it was someone elses mom. WTF is wrong with me?

    Submitted by G1NG3R on Jul 13, 10 at 12:58am
  • Dude that's just fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:48am
  • How the fukin hell do three hundred and fifth five people think this a good night wtff ( what the fucking fuck)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:50am
  • 3:40 is just trying to justify his feelings for his mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:23pm
  • That's not something others should know other than a doc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Get a doctor...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:14pm
  • There is an app for tha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 5:59am
  • I am the mother that the dream was about..... I heard my son talking about this.... Tommy, it's ok, totally normal....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:37am
  • I had a dream I gave my dad head. It gets awkward.

    Submitted by eryn69 on May 30, 10 at 4:28pm
  • Rachel Steele anyone?? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:17am
  • Fuck thats disturbing! I probably wouldn't tell too many people that! If this isn't fake that is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:25am
  • Wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Don't worry it's happened to me before to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Oh my god. I just saw a post...girl who is absolutely smokin' hot. I am lost for words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:47am
  • i think ur mind is trying to tell u something..

    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 3:42am
  • Freud!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 11:30pm
  • 2:42pm - LOL!! Maddox will be having those kinds of dreams about her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:43am
  • Small world, I had a wet dream about you mom too!! Crazy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Nasty

    Submitted by ashie18 on Oct 11, 11 at 1:27am
  • Freud would have had a field day with that =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Dear God I hope she was hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:10am
  • I was with your mom last night -- she's not worth having a wet dream over. Save your jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:07am
  • That's freakin scary

    Submitted by R0BBi3 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:34am
  • Haha 802 I'm getting out of here as soon as possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:43pm
  • I hope 1:32 has killed himself by now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:38am
  • 10:25 how about missouri ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK GO KU!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Ur a sick fuck man. You really need to seek out therapy. I'm serious you may be a rapist or child molester. You should be really scared you disgusting incest mother rapist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:53am
    • Ever heard of nightmares? A lot of the time dreams play out things that really disgust or disturb you. It probably meant nothing, not that he's a pedophile. You can't really control where your subconscious goes. A lot of the time its not pretty. Quite often about a movie you saw or conversation you had recently. Things get trapped there.

      Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 11:56am
  • Baby AND mama drama. The new twist.

    Submitted by toshiba on Feb 10, 11 at 10:02am
  • Oh dear god I thought I was the only one--meg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:22am
  • Weird!!! I had a wet dream about your mom last night, too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:36am
  • Charles Rutherford says you put a new meaning to the word MILF what's next you sick fuck? Grandma ???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:54am
  • 9:04: not only did you not realize that OP meant the past tense of "scar", but you misspelled "misspelled"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:22am
  • Don't tell us this! Now we're all gonna be scared going to sleep tonight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:36am
  • I always have dreams that I fuck my little sister, idk why!! It's fucking weird. There needs to be an option in your mind that you can choose what you wanna dream about lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:32am
  • LOOK Made you look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:51am
  • A prophet (can't remember the name) that every man sub-consciously wants to sleep with his mother.

    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Dec 12, 11 at 11:43pm
  • O O O O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:51am
  • Nobody would admit to this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:31pm
  • FIRST!!! -a wetts yadig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:11am
  • Holy shit dude it happened to me too.your just horny and go wit da girl ur most comfortable with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:08pm