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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:21am

    I'm pretty sure that if that ever happened to me, I wouldn't tell anyone.

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      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:11am

      BadMitch fucked your mom, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:11am

    Lmfao freud was right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:15am

    Well, at least you didn't wake up refreshed and wanting more...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:28am

    Who the FUCK clicked good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:33am

    If my parents lied to me and i'm adopted and jessica alba is my real mom...then i guess i know how you feel.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:41am

    don't worry.. i learned in a psych class that during REM sleep males get aroused no matter what they dream about! hahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:23am

    the 56 people who voted good night must have freakishly hot mothers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:44am

    I agree 2:34 all of my wet dreams are always weird. They'll have clowns and aliens and ugly girls that I would never fuck in them. I asked my friend about it and he said that his are weird too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:41am

    God I wish that I could vote more than one thumbs down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:13am

    Paging dr.freud. Dr.Freud line one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:40am

    fuck tyler perry and all his bullshit shows

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:53am

    Haha! Dude that's rough. Freud would have a field day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:40pm

    To be honest, this is actually entirely normal. Most people have these types of dreams at some point. Your mother is not actually your mother in the dream. She merely represents the main characteristic that you identify her with such as love in general, or authority. Yes, it might be disturbing to experience just realize that it is normal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:30am

    This is not something you should tell people... eww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:34am

    It's a fucked up dream dude, but dreams are almost never what they seem to be. Your mind flashes random images a lot. Your dream probably means that you wronged your mom somehow and seeking redemption and that you are nit happy in your relationship with your girlfrind, sexually that is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:06pm

    6:55,I just laughed out loud and probably looked like a freakin retaaahd, but that's freakin hilarious!! Yank it out quick though, u don't want it to get stuck in there forever! =\

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:53am

    According to psychologist almost every male has these atleast once in their lives, it's about male dminance and no one being as good as ur mom ( not technically sexually) but it's whatever you'll be fine hopefully... Lol

  • Submitted by BonG_HitS on Jul 21, 10 at 2:03pm

    I probably wouldn't share that... WITH ANYONE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:18am

    Your brain just mind-fucked you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:20am

    A new spin in baby mama drama

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:47am

    in his defense, he was from Vermont...

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      Submitted by 802bitches on Jan 31, 10 at 11:05pm

      Dude, Vermont is the fuckin best. Still fucked up though. I feel kind of bad for this kid.

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      Submitted by my235 on Aug 1, 11 at 9:33pm

      VT is classier in a lot of ways...

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        Submitted by my235 on Nov 16, 11 at 8:51pm

        VT is in the top 4 classiest states.

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    Submitted by bongslaw on Apr 28, 10 at 11:21pm

    Dude your sick!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:16am

    I really hope anyone who hit good night is drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:24am

    I hope that's fake...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:05am

    Ignorent Christian fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:31pm

    Yaaaa Vermont!! Get soooooommeeeee!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:26pm

    If you're having wet dreams period, you need to get laid. asap..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:23pm

    The exact same thing happend to me...but Im her daughter, it freaked me out, and it is one of my most darkest secrets.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:56am

    Fuck you, 1:51. Get your own joke.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:06am

    Ha! I thought i was alone...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am

    Dude... I've had a wet dream about my mom to.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:29pm

    Oh man! Freud would've loved you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:54am

    Wow

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:39am

    I had sex with my mother. -Hamlet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:58pm

    10:38 that will cause severe liquifactive necrosis no doubt leading to perforation and mediastinitis. An upper endoscopy would be useful after starting broad spectrum antibiotics

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:48am

    Daym u need a doctor

  • Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 21, 10 at 4:43pm

    Thanks for sharing, Oedipus.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:40pm

    That's sugmund Freud shit... Look it up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:10am

    A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:47pm

    And I thought my wet dream about my sister was screwed up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:36pm

    dude. these are things you just dont tell anyone. if you have to...lie to yourself and say it was an ex-girlfriend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:22am

    12:21 hahaha so true. that's messed upp

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:46am

    he is saying "scarred" as in "scar" hes not saying "scared" so he didnt misspell. read it again and u might get it retard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:04am

    Ha no way I had a wet dream about your mom too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:55pm

    I'm slightly alarmed at the number of people who think this is a good night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:34am

    1:32, that's incredibly disturbing. At least Freud approves of OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:03pm

    as long as there wasn't a whip =D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:37am

    That is not t he kind of information you share....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:42am

    Why even post tht u fuc up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:25pm

    gross dude. why in the fuck would you ever feel like this would be ok to text someone? its incriminating. never put anything like this in text or video. you throw away the sweet gift of deniability.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:49am

    i'm a girl who has had sex dreams about my mom, my dad, my sister and my cousins. i just supressed the memories until they resurfaced just after reading this post. thanks op.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:49am

    Who would actually admit to this?

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    Submitted by doon on Apr 24, 11 at 12:01pm

    Lol Oedipus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:37am

    Fuck you jeff. Go back to the sewer, you dickless little troll.

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    Submitted by brittcoree on May 19, 10 at 8:25am

    that's the froydian theory!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:00pm

    I just got to learn about Frued too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:54am

    That's not right. U don't tell ppl that stuff

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    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:03pm

    That's normal, you were just horny and your mind chose the girl your most comfortable with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:25am

    I feel like I'm the only guy not to have wet dreams. :p blessing or a curse?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:22am

    wow...man u got some issues

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:05am

    Stop talking about this. Now i'm going to have a weird ass dream where i'm having sex with my friend or something...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:31am

    Yeah that's great!!! Well ummmmm I guess now I'll kill myself

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    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:45pm

    You shouldve never put that up or even thought about it. So gross

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:27pm

    Wtf no1 has wet dreams anymor pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:04pm

    9:04 is a fucking retard lmaooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:25am

    I was scarred by a similar dream about my cousin recently. Btw, I'm not from Arkansas, Alabama, or Kentucky. How strange.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:14pm

    Get a doctor...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:32pm

    Sigmund Freud. Don't worry about it. Every male dates the girl which he sees his mother in. Not so secretly, every boy only wants and needs his mama.

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    Submitted by adityaogra on Apr 11, 10 at 11:04pm

    Omg dude! That's fuckd up!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:44am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM WET DREAMS YOU!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:07am

    There are things we keep to ourselves...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:57pm

    WTF??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:03pm

    For your next trick cum in your moms eyes and call her hellen keller

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 5:59am

    There is an app for tha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:26am

    Omg Ur mom told me she had a wet dream about u to

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    Submitted by littlefito on May 10, 10 at 8:52pm

    Haha edipole complex

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    Submitted by front2back on May 13, 12 at 9:36pm

    Oedipus knows that feel bro

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:13pm

    dude that's some I need therapy type darkness right there. poor dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:13am

    ...wow kil yourself like nao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:40am

    @ 4:05 am: it's on the small side of average.

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    Submitted by G1NG3R on Jul 13, 10 at 12:58am

    No way! Me too. It sucked. Last night it was someone elses mom. WTF is wrong with me?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:38am

    9:04 needs to do the world a favor and drink a gallon of drain cleaner.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:41am

    Is a 7 inch penis small?

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    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 23, 11 at 12:11am

    I've had that happen before...\nI'm a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:47am

    Oh my god. I just saw a post...girl who is absolutely smokin' hot. I am lost for words.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:48am

    Dude that's just fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:56am

    2:38... I totally agree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:44am

    @904... No they didn't. It's the past tense of 'scar'. Look it up. Dictionarys are useful if you want to be the Grammar Police.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:34am

    Keep that shit to yourself dude your friends will never let you live that one down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:03pm

    Do you live in pensylvania..

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    Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 11:50am

    Oedipus complex? Actually its far more likely to mean nothing. Your subconscious can be pretty fucked up.\nBut whats up with the people posting on here that its cool as long as she's hot? They've managed to be disgusting and shallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:19am

    Any wet dream is a good dream

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:46am

    I don't have any friends to talk with about my wet dreams -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:42am

    if this really happened no one would actually tell anyone about it. really?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:51am

    YOU can talk to me Crispyy. 8===D~~O:

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    Submitted by Darenator on Jun 25, 10 at 6:33pm

    oedipus complex... freud was right hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:42pm

    Is the OP Maddox Jolie? If so, I understand!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:36am

    Weird!!! I had a wet dream about your mom last night, too!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:08pm

    Why would somebody even admit this?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:06pm

    Horrible night. Sucks if it's real. Sucks even more if you're so messed up in the head that u thought if this randomly

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:37am

    I am the mother that the dream was about..... I heard my son talking about this.... Tommy, it's ok, totally normal....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:25am

    Fuck thats disturbing! I probably wouldn't tell too many people that! If this isn't fake that is...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:55pm

    That's not something others should know other than a doc

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:17am

    Rachel Steele anyone?? LOL

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    Submitted by gdbear30 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:25pm

    I don't care how good your friend is that you text that too, but there are somethings in life that aren't ever meant to be shared...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:23pm

    3:40 is just trying to justify his feelings for his mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:44am

    why would you even share this information with someone?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 11:30pm

    Freud!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:10am

    Dear God I hope she was hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:30am

    Sounds like 02:34 had the same dream. JUST FACE IT MAN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!

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    Submitted by eryn69 on May 30, 10 at 4:28pm

    I had a dream I gave my dad head. It gets awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:50am

    How the fukin hell do three hundred and fifth five people think this a good night wtff ( what the fucking fuck)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:24pm

    Wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:51am

    I agree 12:44... Some things are better left unsaid/untext

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:20am

    Can we have details about this dream

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:55am

    my cock just went inside when i read this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:12pm

    Don't worry it's happened to me before to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:43am

    2:42pm - LOL!! Maddox will be having those kinds of dreams about her!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:04am

    You mispelled scared

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      Submitted by stalin on Sep 2, 10 at 10:33pm

      no he meant scarred. like to scar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:38am

    I hope 1:32 has killed himself by now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:07am

    I was with your mom last night -- she's not worth having a wet dream over. Save your jizz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:34am

    It happened to me a few times when I was 12 and 13. It's like a splinter in my mind - haven't had one since but I've been paranoid about it ever since - never dated anyone who looks even remotely like her.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:47am

    Dude. WTF. that's just wrong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:58pm

    Freud would have had a field day with that =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:54am

    Charles Rutherford says you put a new meaning to the word MILF what's next you sick fuck? Grandma ???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:43pm

    Haha 802 I'm getting out of here as soon as possible

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:22am

    9:04: not only did you not realize that OP meant the past tense of "scar", but you misspelled "misspelled"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:20pm

    That's something you keep to yourself

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    Submitted by ashie18 on Oct 11, 11 at 1:27am

    Nasty

  • Submitted by R0BBi3 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:34am

    That's freakin scary

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:51am

    LOOK Made you look.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:58am

    If ur moms hot I understand.. But if not what the fuck!!

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    Submitted by toshiba on Feb 10, 11 at 10:02am

    Baby AND mama drama. The new twist.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:19pm

    Small world, I had a wet dream about you mom too!! Crazy..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:49am

    I think it's funny how I only have nocturnal emissions after I go for a long while without having sex. It's like my body knows I need to get rid of built up sperm and sends a signal to my brain for me to have a wet dream. I know catholic priests must have wet dreams at least once a month.

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      Submitted by BigBangErik on Feb 21, 11 at 12:36am

      The ones who aren't rapeing little boys that is...

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    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 3:42am

    i think ur mind is trying to tell u something..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:03pm

    10:25 how about missouri ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK GO KU!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:53am

    Ur a sick fuck man. You really need to seek out therapy. I'm serious you may be a rapist or child molester. You should be really scared you disgusting incest mother rapist

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      Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 11:56am

      Ever heard of nightmares? A lot of the time dreams play out things that really disgust or disturb you. It probably meant nothing, not that he's a pedophile. You can't really control where your subconscious goes. A lot of the time its not pretty. Quite often about a movie you saw or conversation you had recently. Things get trapped there.

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    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Dec 12, 11 at 11:43pm

    A prophet (can't remember the name) that every man sub-consciously wants to sleep with his mother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:22am

    Oh dear god I thought I was the only one--meg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:51am

    O O O O

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:08pm

    Holy shit dude it happened to me too.your just horny and go wit da girl ur most comfortable with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:31pm

    Nobody would admit to this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:36am

    Don't tell us this! Now we're all gonna be scared going to sleep tonight!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:32am

    I always have dreams that I fuck my little sister, idk why!! It's fucking weird. There needs to be an option in your mind that you can choose what you wanna dream about lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:11am

    FIRST!!! -a wetts yadig