I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I'm pretty sure that if that ever happened to me, I wouldn't tell anyone.
BadMitch fucked your mom, www.badmitch.com
Lmfao freud was right.
Well, at least you didn't wake up refreshed and wanting more...
Who the FUCK clicked good night?
I know right.
If my parents lied to me and i'm adopted and jessica alba is my real mom...then i guess i know how you feel.
don't worry.. i learned in a psych class that during REM sleep males get aroused no matter what they dream about! hahah
God I wish that I could vote more than one thumbs down
the 56 people who voted good night must have freakishly hot mothers
I agree 2:34 all of my wet dreams are always weird. They'll have clowns and aliens and ugly girls that I would never fuck in them. I asked my friend about it and he said that his are weird too.
Paging dr.freud. Dr.Freud line one.
fuck tyler perry and all his bullshit shows
Haha! Dude that's rough. Freud would have a field day.
It's a fucked up dream dude, but dreams are almost never what they seem to be. Your mind flashes random images a lot.
Your dream probably means that you wronged your mom somehow and seeking redemption and that you are nit happy in your relationship with your girlfrind, sexually that is
To be honest, this is actually entirely normal. Most people have these types of dreams at some point. Your mother is not actually your mother in the dream. She merely represents the main characteristic that you identify her with such as love in general, or authority. Yes, it might be disturbing to experience just realize that it is normal.
I probably wouldn't share that... WITH ANYONE
This is not something you should tell people... eww
Dude your sick!
6:55,I just laughed out loud and probably looked like a freakin retaaahd, but that's freakin hilarious!! Yank it out quick though, u don't want it to get stuck in there forever! =\
Ignorent Christian fuck
I really hope anyone who hit good night is drunk.
I agree 12:44...
Some things are better left unsaid/untext
A new spin in baby mama drama
in his defense, he was from Vermont...
Dude, Vermont is the fuckin best. Still fucked up though. I feel kind of bad for this kid.
VT is classier in a lot of ways...
VT is in the top 4 classiest states.
1:32, that's incredibly disturbing. At least Freud approves of OP.
@904... No they didn't. It's the past tense of 'scar'. Look it up. Dictionarys are useful if you want to be the Grammar Police.
12:21 hahaha so true. that's messed upp
Dude... I've had a wet dream about my mom to.
Sounds like 02:34 had the same dream.
JUST FACE IT MAN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!
According to psychologist almost every male has these atleast once in their lives, it's about male dminance and no one being as good as ur mom ( not technically sexually) but it's whatever you'll be fine hopefully... Lol
I hope that's fake...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM WET DREAMS YOU!
I'm slightly alarmed at the number of people who think this is a good night.
If you're having wet dreams period, you need to get laid. asap..
Sigmund Freud. Don't worry about it. Every male dates the girl which he sees his mother in. Not so secretly, every boy only wants and needs his mama.
Who would actually admit to this?
Why even post tht u fuc up
oedipus complex... freud was right hahahaha
Your brain just mind-fucked you.
Yaaaa Vermont!! Get soooooommeeeee!
Ha! I thought i was alone...
wow...man u got some issues
gross dude. why in the fuck would you ever feel like this would be ok to text someone? its incriminating. never put anything like this in text or video. you throw away the sweet gift of deniability.
And I thought my wet dream about my sister was screwed up.
I was scarred by a similar dream about my cousin recently. Btw, I'm not from Arkansas, Alabama, or Kentucky. How strange.
You mispelled scared
no he meant scarred. like to scar
Thanks for sharing, Oedipus.
I just got to learn about Frued too.
Omg dude! That's fuckd up!
10:38 that will cause severe liquifactive necrosis no doubt leading to perforation and mediastinitis. An upper endoscopy would be useful after starting broad spectrum antibiotics
9:04 is a fucking retard lmaooo
he is saying "scarred" as in "scar" hes not saying "scared" so he didnt misspell. read it again and u might get it retard
Is a 7 inch penis small?
That is not t he kind of information you share....
Fuck you jeff. Go back to the sewer, you dickless little troll.
Fuck you, 1:51. Get your own joke.
Ha no way I had a wet dream about your mom too
as long as there wasn't a whip =D
For your next trick cum in your moms eyes and call her hellen keller
That's normal, you were just horny and your mind chose the girl your most comfortable with
Wtf no1 has wet dreams anymor pussy
Oh man! Freud would've loved you!
i'm a girl who has had sex dreams about my mom, my dad, my sister and my cousins. i just supressed the memories until they resurfaced just after reading this post. thanks op.
I had sex with my mother.
@ 4:05 am: it's on the small side of average.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother.
I feel like I'm the only guy not to have wet dreams. :p blessing or a curse?
The exact same thing happend to me...but Im her daughter, it freaked me out, and it is one of my most darkest secrets.
dude. these are things you just dont tell anyone. if you have to...lie to yourself and say it was an ex-girlfriend!
my cock just went inside when i read this...
Any wet dream is a good dream
Stop talking about this. Now i'm going to have a weird ass dream where i'm having sex with my friend or something...
Horrible night. Sucks if it's real. Sucks even more if you're so messed up in the head that u thought if this randomly
Daym u need a doctor
Oedipus knows that feel bro
Dude. WTF. that's just wrong
That's sugmund Freud shit... Look it up
Keep that shit to yourself dude your friends will never let you live that one down
I don't have any friends to talk with about my wet dreams
Is the OP Maddox Jolie? If so, I understand!
Ur mom told me she had a wet dream about u to
There are things we keep to ourselves...
That's not right. U don't tell ppl that stuff
9:04 needs to do the world a favor and drink a gallon of drain cleaner.
YOU can talk to me Crispyy. 8===D~~O:
If ur moms hot I understand.. But if not what the fuck!!
that's the froydian theory!
Why would somebody even admit this?!
if this really happened no one would actually tell anyone about it. really?
why would you even share this information with someone?
I've had that happen before...\nI'm a girl.
dude that's some I need therapy type darkness right there. poor dude.
Oedipus complex? Actually its far more likely to mean nothing. Your subconscious can be pretty fucked up.\nBut whats up with the people posting on here that its cool as long as she's hot? They've managed to be disgusting and shallow.
...wow kil yourself like nao
I think it's funny how I only have nocturnal emissions after I go for a long while without having sex. It's like my body knows I need to get rid of built up sperm and sends a signal to my brain for me to have a wet dream. I know catholic priests must have wet dreams at least once a month.
The ones who aren't rapeing little boys that is...
Yeah that's great!!! Well ummmmm I guess now I'll kill myself
It happened to me a few times when I was 12 and 13. It's like a splinter in my mind - haven't had one since but I've been paranoid about it ever since - never dated anyone who looks even remotely like her.
I don't care how good your friend is that you text that too, but there are somethings in life that aren't ever meant to be shared...
3:40 is just trying to justify his feelings for his mom.
Do you live in pensylvania..
2:38... I totally agree
Can we have details about this dream
You shouldve never put that up or even thought about it. So gross
Haha edipole complex
Dude that's just fucked up
There is an app for tha
I am the mother that the dream was about.....
I heard my son talking about this....
Tommy, it's ok, totally normal....
No way! Me too. It sucked. Last night it was someone elses mom. WTF is wrong with me?
How the fukin hell do three hundred and fifth five people think this a good night wtff ( what the fucking fuck)
That's not something others should know other than a doc
That's something you keep to yourself
Oh my god. I just saw a post...girl who is absolutely smokin' hot. I am lost for words.
Fuck thats disturbing! I probably wouldn't tell too many people that! If this isn't fake that is...
Get a doctor...
Freud would have had a field day with that =)
Don't worry it's happened to me before to
Small world, I had a wet dream about you mom too!! Crazy..
I hope 1:32 has killed himself by now.
i think ur mind is trying to tell u something..
I had a dream I gave my dad head. It gets awkward.
2:42pm - LOL!! Maddox will be having those kinds of dreams about her!
Rachel Steele anyone?? LOL
Dear God I hope she was hot.
Haha 802 I'm getting out of here as soon as possible
Don't tell us this! Now we're all gonna be scared going to sleep tonight!
I was with your mom last night -- she's not worth having a wet dream over. Save your jizz
Ur a sick fuck man. You really need to seek out therapy. I'm serious you may be a rapist or child molester. You should be really scared you disgusting incest mother rapist
Ever heard of nightmares? A lot of the time dreams play out things that really disgust or disturb you. It probably meant nothing, not that he's a pedophile. You can't really control where your subconscious goes. A lot of the time its not pretty. Quite often about a movie you saw or conversation you had recently. Things get trapped there.
10:25 how about missouri
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Weird!!! I had a wet dream about your mom last night, too!!
That's freakin scary
Charles Rutherford says you put a new meaning to the word MILF what's next you sick fuck? Grandma ???
Made you look.
I always have dreams that I fuck my little sister, idk why!! It's fucking weird. There needs to be an option in your mind that you can choose what you wanna dream about lmao
Baby AND mama drama. The new twist.
9:04: not only did you not realize that OP meant the past tense of "scar", but you misspelled "misspelled"
Oh dear god I thought I was the only one--meg
A prophet (can't remember the name) that every man sub-consciously wants to sleep with his mother.
Nobody would admit to this
-a wetts yadig
Holy shit dude it happened to me too.your just horny and go wit da girl ur most comfortable with