I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I'm pretty sure that if that ever happened to me, I wouldn't tell anyone.
BadMitch fucked your mom, www.badmitch.com
Lmfao freud was right.
Well, at least you didn't wake up refreshed and wanting more...
Who the FUCK clicked good night?
I know right.
If my parents lied to me and i'm adopted and jessica alba is my real mom...then i guess i know how you feel.
don't worry.. i learned in a psych class that during REM sleep males get aroused no matter what they dream about! hahah
God I wish that I could vote more than one thumbs down
the 56 people who voted good night must have freakishly hot mothers
I agree 2:34 all of my wet dreams are always weird. They'll have clowns and aliens and ugly girls that I would never fuck in them. I asked my friend about it and he said that his are weird too.
Paging dr.freud. Dr.Freud line one.
fuck tyler perry and all his bullshit shows
Haha! Dude that's rough. Freud would have a field day.
It's a fucked up dream dude, but dreams are almost never what they seem to be. Your mind flashes random images a lot.
Your dream probably means that you wronged your mom somehow and seeking redemption and that you are nit happy in your relationship with your girlfrind, sexually that is
To be honest, this is actually entirely normal. Most people have these types of dreams at some point. Your mother is not actually your mother in the dream. She merely represents the main characteristic that you identify her with such as love in general, or authority. Yes, it might be disturbing to experience just realize that it is normal.
This is not something you should tell people... eww
6:55,I just laughed out loud and probably looked like a freakin retaaahd, but that's freakin hilarious!! Yank it out quick though, u don't want it to get stuck in there forever! =\
I really hope anyone who hit good night is drunk.
I probably wouldn't share that... WITH ANYONE
Ignorent Christian fuck
Dude your sick!
I agree 12:44...
Some things are better left unsaid/untext
A new spin in baby mama drama
@904... No they didn't. It's the past tense of 'scar'. Look it up. Dictionarys are useful if you want to be the Grammar Police.
1:32, that's incredibly disturbing. At least Freud approves of OP.
I'm slightly alarmed at the number of people who think this is a good night.
According to psychologist almost every male has these atleast once in their lives, it's about male dminance and no one being as good as ur mom ( not technically sexually) but it's whatever you'll be fine hopefully... Lol
Sounds like 02:34 had the same dream.
JUST FACE IT MAN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!
in his defense, he was from Vermont...
Dude, Vermont is the fuckin best. Still fucked up though. I feel kind of bad for this kid.
VT is classier in a lot of ways...
VT is in the top 4 classiest states.
Dude... I've had a wet dream about my mom to.
If you're having wet dreams period, you need to get laid. asap..
Sigmund Freud. Don't worry about it. Every male dates the girl which he sees his mother in. Not so secretly, every boy only wants and needs his mama.
I hope that's fake...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM WET DREAMS YOU!
12:21 hahaha so true. that's messed upp
Why even post tht u fuc up
Who would actually admit to this?
Yaaaa Vermont!! Get soooooommeeeee!
wow...man u got some issues
Your brain just mind-fucked you.
I was scarred by a similar dream about my cousin recently. Btw, I'm not from Arkansas, Alabama, or Kentucky. How strange.
Ha! I thought i was alone...
That is not t he kind of information you share....
oedipus complex... freud was right hahahaha
And I thought my wet dream about my sister was screwed up.
10:38 that will cause severe liquifactive necrosis no doubt leading to perforation and mediastinitis. An upper endoscopy would be useful after starting broad spectrum antibiotics
Omg dude! That's fuckd up!
Thanks for sharing, Oedipus.
You mispelled scared
no he meant scarred. like to scar
Fuck you, 1:51. Get your own joke.
Is a 7 inch penis small?
gross dude. why in the fuck would you ever feel like this would be ok to text someone? its incriminating. never put anything like this in text or video. you throw away the sweet gift of deniability.
For your next trick cum in your moms eyes and call her hellen keller
as long as there wasn't a whip =D
i'm a girl who has had sex dreams about my mom, my dad, my sister and my cousins. i just supressed the memories until they resurfaced just after reading this post. thanks op.
he is saying "scarred" as in "scar" hes not saying "scared" so he didnt misspell. read it again and u might get it retard
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother.
I just got to learn about Frued too.
That's normal, you were just horny and your mind chose the girl your most comfortable with
9:04 is a fucking retard lmaooo
Wtf no1 has wet dreams anymor pussy
I had sex with my mother.
Fuck you jeff. Go back to the sewer, you dickless little troll.
@ 4:05 am: it's on the small side of average.
Ha no way I had a wet dream about your mom too
my cock just went inside when i read this...
Any wet dream is a good dream
Oh man! Freud would've loved you!
dude. these are things you just dont tell anyone. if you have to...lie to yourself and say it was an ex-girlfriend!
I feel like I'm the only guy not to have wet dreams. :p blessing or a curse?
Oedipus knows that feel bro
Dude. WTF. that's just wrong
Stop talking about this. Now i'm going to have a weird ass dream where i'm having sex with my friend or something...
Horrible night. Sucks if it's real. Sucks even more if you're so messed up in the head that u thought if this randomly
The exact same thing happend to me...but Im her daughter, it freaked me out, and it is one of my most darkest secrets.
Daym u need a doctor
that's the froydian theory!
That's sugmund Freud shit... Look it up
9:04 needs to do the world a favor and drink a gallon of drain cleaner.
Keep that shit to yourself dude your friends will never let you live that one down
Ur mom told me she had a wet dream about u to
There are things we keep to ourselves...
Is the OP Maddox Jolie? If so, I understand!
YOU can talk to me Crispyy. 8===D~~O:
I don't have any friends to talk with about my wet dreams
Why would somebody even admit this?!
That's not right. U don't tell ppl that stuff
If ur moms hot I understand.. But if not what the fuck!!
I've had that happen before...\nI'm a girl.
why would you even share this information with someone?
dude that's some I need therapy type darkness right there. poor dude.
if this really happened no one would actually tell anyone about it. really?
Haha edipole complex
...wow kil yourself like nao
3:40 is just trying to justify his feelings for his mom.
I think it's funny how I only have nocturnal emissions after I go for a long while without having sex. It's like my body knows I need to get rid of built up sperm and sends a signal to my brain for me to have a wet dream. I know catholic priests must have wet dreams at least once a month.
The ones who aren't rapeing little boys that is...
Oedipus complex? Actually its far more likely to mean nothing. Your subconscious can be pretty fucked up.\nBut whats up with the people posting on here that its cool as long as she's hot? They've managed to be disgusting and shallow.
It happened to me a few times when I was 12 and 13. It's like a splinter in my mind - haven't had one since but I've been paranoid about it ever since - never dated anyone who looks even remotely like her.
Do you live in pensylvania..
Yeah that's great!!! Well ummmmm I guess now I'll kill myself
Fuck thats disturbing! I probably wouldn't tell too many people that! If this isn't fake that is...
I don't care how good your friend is that you text that too, but there are somethings in life that aren't ever meant to be shared...
No way! Me too. It sucked. Last night it was someone elses mom. WTF is wrong with me?
That's something you keep to yourself
2:38... I totally agree
You shouldve never put that up or even thought about it. So gross
There is an app for tha
How the fukin hell do three hundred and fifth five people think this a good night wtff ( what the fucking fuck)
Get a doctor...
That's not something others should know other than a doc
Dude that's just fucked up
Can we have details about this dream
Freud would have had a field day with that =)
I am the mother that the dream was about.....
I heard my son talking about this....
Tommy, it's ok, totally normal....
Rachel Steele anyone?? LOL
Don't worry it's happened to me before to
Small world, I had a wet dream about you mom too!! Crazy..
I had a dream I gave my dad head. It gets awkward.
i think ur mind is trying to tell u something..
2:42pm - LOL!! Maddox will be having those kinds of dreams about her!
Oh my god. I just saw a post...girl who is absolutely smokin' hot. I am lost for words.
Ur a sick fuck man. You really need to seek out therapy. I'm serious you may be a rapist or child molester. You should be really scared you disgusting incest mother rapist
Ever heard of nightmares? A lot of the time dreams play out things that really disgust or disturb you. It probably meant nothing, not that he's a pedophile. You can't really control where your subconscious goes. A lot of the time its not pretty. Quite often about a movie you saw or conversation you had recently. Things get trapped there.
I hope 1:32 has killed himself by now.
Dear God I hope she was hot.
Haha 802 I'm getting out of here as soon as possible
10:25 how about missouri
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK GO KU!!!
Weird!!! I had a wet dream about your mom last night, too!!
I was with your mom last night -- she's not worth having a wet dream over. Save your jizz
Baby AND mama drama. The new twist.
That's freakin scary
Don't tell us this! Now we're all gonna be scared going to sleep tonight!
Charles Rutherford says you put a new meaning to the word MILF what's next you sick fuck? Grandma ???
I always have dreams that I fuck my little sister, idk why!! It's fucking weird. There needs to be an option in your mind that you can choose what you wanna dream about lmao
Made you look.
9:04: not only did you not realize that OP meant the past tense of "scar", but you misspelled "misspelled"
Oh dear god I thought I was the only one--meg
A prophet (can't remember the name) that every man sub-consciously wants to sleep with his mother.
Nobody would admit to this
Holy shit dude it happened to me too.your just horny and go wit da girl ur most comfortable with
-a wetts yadig