I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I'm pretty sure that if that ever happened to me, I wouldn't tell anyone.
BadMitch fucked your mom, www.badmitch.com
Well, at least you didn't wake up refreshed and wanting more...
Lmfao freud was right.
Who the FUCK clicked good night?
I know right.
If my parents lied to me and i'm adopted and jessica alba is my real mom...then i guess i know how you feel.
don't worry.. i learned in a psych class that during REM sleep males get aroused no matter what they dream about! hahah
God I wish that I could vote more than one thumbs down
I agree 2:34 all of my wet dreams are always weird. They'll have clowns and aliens and ugly girls that I would never fuck in them. I asked my friend about it and he said that his are weird too.
the 56 people who voted good night must have freakishly hot mothers
Paging dr.freud. Dr.Freud line one.
It's a fucked up dream dude, but dreams are almost never what they seem to be. Your mind flashes random images a lot.
Your dream probably means that you wronged your mom somehow and seeking redemption and that you are nit happy in your relationship with your girlfrind, sexually that is
fuck tyler perry and all his bullshit shows
Haha! Dude that's rough. Freud would have a field day.
To be honest, this is actually entirely normal. Most people have these types of dreams at some point. Your mother is not actually your mother in the dream. She merely represents the main characteristic that you identify her with such as love in general, or authority. Yes, it might be disturbing to experience just realize that it is normal.
I probably wouldn't share that... WITH ANYONE
1:32, that's incredibly disturbing. At least Freud approves of OP.
6:55,I just laughed out loud and probably looked like a freakin retaaahd, but that's freakin hilarious!! Yank it out quick though, u don't want it to get stuck in there forever! =\
This is not something you should tell people... eww
A new spin in baby mama drama
I really hope anyone who hit good night is drunk.
in his defense, he was from Vermont...
Dude, Vermont is the fuckin best. Still fucked up though. I feel kind of bad for this kid.
VT is classier in a lot of ways...
VT is in the top 4 classiest states.
I agree 12:44...
Some things are better left unsaid/untext
Dude your sick!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM WET DREAMS YOU!
Ignorent Christian fuck
@904... No they didn't. It's the past tense of 'scar'. Look it up. Dictionarys are useful if you want to be the Grammar Police.
Sounds like 02:34 had the same dream.
JUST FACE IT MAN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!
12:21 hahaha so true. that's messed upp
Dude... I've had a wet dream about my mom to.
oedipus complex... freud was right hahahaha
I'm slightly alarmed at the number of people who think this is a good night.
I hope that's fake...
Why even post tht u fuc up
gross dude. why in the fuck would you ever feel like this would be ok to text someone? its incriminating. never put anything like this in text or video. you throw away the sweet gift of deniability.
Who would actually admit to this?
If you're having wet dreams period, you need to get laid. asap..
Your brain just mind-fucked you.
According to psychologist almost every male has these atleast once in their lives, it's about male dminance and no one being as good as ur mom ( not technically sexually) but it's whatever you'll be fine hopefully... Lol
Sigmund Freud. Don't worry about it. Every male dates the girl which he sees his mother in. Not so secretly, every boy only wants and needs his mama.
wow...man u got some issues
No way! Me too. It sucked. Last night it was someone elses mom. WTF is wrong with me?
That's normal, you were just horny and your mind chose the girl your most comfortable with
For your next trick cum in your moms eyes and call her hellen keller
And I thought my wet dream about my sister was screwed up.
I was scarred by a similar dream about my cousin recently. Btw, I'm not from Arkansas, Alabama, or Kentucky. How strange.
as long as there wasn't a whip =D
Fuck you jeff. Go back to the sewer, you dickless little troll.
he is saying "scarred" as in "scar" hes not saying "scared" so he didnt misspell. read it again and u might get it retard
Yaaaa Vermont!! Get soooooommeeeee!
Fuck you, 1:51. Get your own joke.
Omg dude! That's fuckd up!
Thanks for sharing, Oedipus.
Ha no way I had a wet dream about your mom too
You mispelled scared
no he meant scarred. like to scar
I just got to learn about Frued too.
Is a 7 inch penis small?
Wtf no1 has wet dreams anymor pussy
Any wet dream is a good dream
10:38 that will cause severe liquifactive necrosis no doubt leading to perforation and mediastinitis. An upper endoscopy would be useful after starting broad spectrum antibiotics
Ha! I thought i was alone...
Daym u need a doctor
@ 4:05 am: it's on the small side of average.
Oh man! Freud would've loved you!
That is not t he kind of information you share....
The exact same thing happend to me...but Im her daughter, it freaked me out, and it is one of my most darkest secrets.
dude. these are things you just dont tell anyone. if you have to...lie to yourself and say it was an ex-girlfriend!
I had sex with my mother.
That's sugmund Freud shit... Look it up
I think it's funny how I only have nocturnal emissions after I go for a long while without having sex. It's like my body knows I need to get rid of built up sperm and sends a signal to my brain for me to have a wet dream. I know catholic priests must have wet dreams at least once a month.
The ones who aren't rapeing little boys that is...
Stop talking about this. Now i'm going to have a weird ass dream where i'm having sex with my friend or something...
dude that's some I need therapy type darkness right there. poor dude.
...wow kil yourself like nao
my cock just went inside when i read this...
i'm a girl who has had sex dreams about my mom, my dad, my sister and my cousins. i just supressed the memories until they resurfaced just after reading this post. thanks op.
9:04 is a fucking retard lmaooo
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother.
I feel like I'm the only guy not to have wet dreams. :p blessing or a curse?
why would you even share this information with someone?
Dude. WTF. that's just wrong
Ur mom told me she had a wet dream about u to
Horrible night. Sucks if it's real. Sucks even more if you're so messed up in the head that u thought if this randomly
if this really happened no one would actually tell anyone about it. really?
Keep that shit to yourself dude your friends will never let you live that one down
YOU can talk to me Crispyy. 8===D~~O:
I don't have any friends to talk with about my wet dreams
Oedipus knows that feel bro
There are things we keep to ourselves...
Yeah that's great!!! Well ummmmm I guess now I'll kill myself
That's not right. U don't tell ppl that stuff
It happened to me a few times when I was 12 and 13. It's like a splinter in my mind - haven't had one since but I've been paranoid about it ever since - never dated anyone who looks even remotely like her.
Oedipus complex? Actually its far more likely to mean nothing. Your subconscious can be pretty fucked up.\nBut whats up with the people posting on here that its cool as long as she's hot? They've managed to be disgusting and shallow.
Why would somebody even admit this?!
There is an app for tha
Baby AND mama drama. The new twist.
I don't care how good your friend is that you text that too, but there are somethings in life that aren't ever meant to be shared...
Do you live in pensylvania..
If ur moms hot I understand.. But if not what the fuck!!
that's the froydian theory!
That's not something others should know other than a doc
I've had that happen before...\nI'm a girl.
3:40 is just trying to justify his feelings for his mom.
I am the mother that the dream was about.....
I heard my son talking about this....
Tommy, it's ok, totally normal....
Dude that's just fucked up
Oh my god. I just saw a post...girl who is absolutely smokin' hot. I am lost for words.
Haha edipole complex
Is the OP Maddox Jolie? If so, I understand!
You shouldve never put that up or even thought about it. So gross
That's freakin scary
2:42pm - LOL!! Maddox will be having those kinds of dreams about her!
9:04 needs to do the world a favor and drink a gallon of drain cleaner.
Fuck thats disturbing! I probably wouldn't tell too many people that! If this isn't fake that is...
I hope 1:32 has killed himself by now.
I had a dream I gave my dad head. It gets awkward.
Freud would have had a field day with that =)
Can we have details about this dream
i think ur mind is trying to tell u something..
Small world, I had a wet dream about you mom too!! Crazy..
2:38... I totally agree
Get a doctor...
Don't worry it's happened to me before to
10:25 how about missouri
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK GO KU!!!
I was with your mom last night -- she's not worth having a wet dream over. Save your jizz
That's something you keep to yourself
Haha 802 I'm getting out of here as soon as possible
Don't tell us this! Now we're all gonna be scared going to sleep tonight!
Rachel Steele anyone?? LOL
Dear God I hope she was hot.
Ur a sick fuck man. You really need to seek out therapy. I'm serious you may be a rapist or child molester. You should be really scared you disgusting incest mother rapist
Ever heard of nightmares? A lot of the time dreams play out things that really disgust or disturb you. It probably meant nothing, not that he's a pedophile. You can't really control where your subconscious goes. A lot of the time its not pretty. Quite often about a movie you saw or conversation you had recently. Things get trapped there.
How the fukin hell do three hundred and fifth five people think this a good night wtff ( what the fucking fuck)
Charles Rutherford says you put a new meaning to the word MILF what's next you sick fuck? Grandma ???
Made you look.
Weird!!! I had a wet dream about your mom last night, too!!
Oh dear god I thought I was the only one--meg
A prophet (can't remember the name) that every man sub-consciously wants to sleep with his mother.
9:04: not only did you not realize that OP meant the past tense of "scar", but you misspelled "misspelled"
I always have dreams that I fuck my little sister, idk why!! It's fucking weird. There needs to be an option in your mind that you can choose what you wanna dream about lmao
Nobody would admit to this
-a wetts yadig
Holy shit dude it happened to me too.your just horny and go wit da girl ur most comfortable with