I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I'm pretty sure that if that ever happened to me, I wouldn't tell anyone.
BadMitch fucked your mom, www.badmitch.com
Well, at least you didn't wake up refreshed and wanting more...
Lmfao freud was right.
Who the FUCK clicked good night?
I know right.
If my parents lied to me and i'm adopted and jessica alba is my real mom...then i guess i know how you feel.
don't worry.. i learned in a psych class that during REM sleep males get aroused no matter what they dream about! hahah
God I wish that I could vote more than one thumbs down
I agree 2:34 all of my wet dreams are always weird. They'll have clowns and aliens and ugly girls that I would never fuck in them. I asked my friend about it and he said that his are weird too.
the 56 people who voted good night must have freakishly hot mothers
Paging dr.freud. Dr.Freud line one.
It's a fucked up dream dude, but dreams are almost never what they seem to be. Your mind flashes random images a lot.
Your dream probably means that you wronged your mom somehow and seeking redemption and that you are nit happy in your relationship with your girlfrind, sexually that is
fuck tyler perry and all his bullshit shows
Haha! Dude that's rough. Freud would have a field day.
To be honest, this is actually entirely normal. Most people have these types of dreams at some point. Your mother is not actually your mother in the dream. She merely represents the main characteristic that you identify her with such as love in general, or authority. Yes, it might be disturbing to experience just realize that it is normal.
I probably wouldn't share that... WITH ANYONE
6:55,I just laughed out loud and probably looked like a freakin retaaahd, but that's freakin hilarious!! Yank it out quick though, u don't want it to get stuck in there forever! =\
This is not something you should tell people... eww
I really hope anyone who hit good night is drunk.
A new spin in baby mama drama
Ignorent Christian fuck
I agree 12:44...
Some things are better left unsaid/untext
Dude your sick!
1:32, that's incredibly disturbing. At least Freud approves of OP.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM WET DREAMS YOU!
in his defense, he was from Vermont...
Dude, Vermont is the fuckin best. Still fucked up though. I feel kind of bad for this kid.
VT is classier in a lot of ways...
VT is in the top 4 classiest states.
@904... No they didn't. It's the past tense of 'scar'. Look it up. Dictionarys are useful if you want to be the Grammar Police.
12:21 hahaha so true. that's messed upp
Dude... I've had a wet dream about my mom to.
Sounds like 02:34 had the same dream.
JUST FACE IT MAN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!
oedipus complex... freud was right hahahaha
I'm slightly alarmed at the number of people who think this is a good night.
Why even post tht u fuc up
gross dude. why in the fuck would you ever feel like this would be ok to text someone? its incriminating. never put anything like this in text or video. you throw away the sweet gift of deniability.
I hope that's fake...
Who would actually admit to this?
If you're having wet dreams period, you need to get laid. asap..
Sigmund Freud. Don't worry about it. Every male dates the girl which he sees his mother in. Not so secretly, every boy only wants and needs his mama.
According to psychologist almost every male has these atleast once in their lives, it's about male dminance and no one being as good as ur mom ( not technically sexually) but it's whatever you'll be fine hopefully... Lol
wow...man u got some issues
I was scarred by a similar dream about my cousin recently. Btw, I'm not from Arkansas, Alabama, or Kentucky. How strange.
That's normal, you were just horny and your mind chose the girl your most comfortable with
as long as there wasn't a whip =D
For your next trick cum in your moms eyes and call her hellen keller
Fuck you jeff. Go back to the sewer, you dickless little troll.
Yaaaa Vermont!! Get soooooommeeeee!
Omg dude! That's fuckd up!
Your brain just mind-fucked you.
he is saying "scarred" as in "scar" hes not saying "scared" so he didnt misspell. read it again and u might get it retard
Ha no way I had a wet dream about your mom too
And I thought my wet dream about my sister was screwed up.
You mispelled scared
no he meant scarred. like to scar
Thanks for sharing, Oedipus.
Is a 7 inch penis small?
Wtf no1 has wet dreams anymor pussy
I just got to learn about Frued too.
10:38 that will cause severe liquifactive necrosis no doubt leading to perforation and mediastinitis. An upper endoscopy would be useful after starting broad spectrum antibiotics
Fuck you, 1:51. Get your own joke.
No way! Me too. It sucked. Last night it was someone elses mom. WTF is wrong with me?
Ha! I thought i was alone...
Any wet dream is a good dream
I had sex with my mother.
@ 4:05 am: it's on the small side of average.
That is not t he kind of information you share....
dude. these are things you just dont tell anyone. if you have to...lie to yourself and say it was an ex-girlfriend!
The exact same thing happend to me...but Im her daughter, it freaked me out, and it is one of my most darkest secrets.
Oh man! Freud would've loved you!
Daym u need a doctor
That's sugmund Freud shit... Look it up
Stop talking about this. Now i'm going to have a weird ass dream where i'm having sex with my friend or something...
9:04 is a fucking retard lmaooo
i'm a girl who has had sex dreams about my mom, my dad, my sister and my cousins. i just supressed the memories until they resurfaced just after reading this post. thanks op.
I think it's funny how I only have nocturnal emissions after I go for a long while without having sex. It's like my body knows I need to get rid of built up sperm and sends a signal to my brain for me to have a wet dream. I know catholic priests must have wet dreams at least once a month.
The ones who aren't rapeing little boys that is...
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother.
Horrible night. Sucks if it's real. Sucks even more if you're so messed up in the head that u thought if this randomly
my cock just went inside when i read this...
Dude. WTF. that's just wrong
I feel like I'm the only guy not to have wet dreams. :p blessing or a curse?
why would you even share this information with someone?
...wow kil yourself like nao
Ur mom told me she had a wet dream about u to
Keep that shit to yourself dude your friends will never let you live that one down
YOU can talk to me Crispyy. 8===D~~O:
I don't have any friends to talk with about my wet dreams
Oedipus knows that feel bro
That's not right. U don't tell ppl that stuff
It happened to me a few times when I was 12 and 13. It's like a splinter in my mind - haven't had one since but I've been paranoid about it ever since - never dated anyone who looks even remotely like her.
Oedipus complex? Actually its far more likely to mean nothing. Your subconscious can be pretty fucked up.\nBut whats up with the people posting on here that its cool as long as she's hot? They've managed to be disgusting and shallow.
There are things we keep to ourselves...
dude that's some I need therapy type darkness right there. poor dude.
if this really happened no one would actually tell anyone about it. really?
Why would somebody even admit this?!
Yeah that's great!!! Well ummmmm I guess now I'll kill myself
There is an app for tha
that's the froydian theory!
I don't care how good your friend is that you text that too, but there are somethings in life that aren't ever meant to be shared...
Do you live in pensylvania..
If ur moms hot I understand.. But if not what the fuck!!
That's not something others should know other than a doc
9:04 needs to do the world a favor and drink a gallon of drain cleaner.
I've had that happen before...\nI'm a girl.
3:40 is just trying to justify his feelings for his mom.
I am the mother that the dream was about.....
I heard my son talking about this....
Tommy, it's ok, totally normal....
Baby AND mama drama. The new twist.
Dude that's just fucked up
Oh my god. I just saw a post...girl who is absolutely smokin' hot. I am lost for words.
Haha edipole complex
Is the OP Maddox Jolie? If so, I understand!
You shouldve never put that up or even thought about it. So gross
2:42pm - LOL!! Maddox will be having those kinds of dreams about her!
Freud would have had a field day with that =)
I hope 1:32 has killed himself by now.
I had a dream I gave my dad head. It gets awkward.
Fuck thats disturbing! I probably wouldn't tell too many people that! If this isn't fake that is...
Can we have details about this dream
i think ur mind is trying to tell u something..
Get a doctor...
2:38... I totally agree
Small world, I had a wet dream about you mom too!! Crazy..
That's freakin scary
Don't worry it's happened to me before to
I was with your mom last night -- she's not worth having a wet dream over. Save your jizz
That's something you keep to yourself
Haha 802 I'm getting out of here as soon as possible
10:25 how about missouri
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK GO KU!!!
Dear God I hope she was hot.
Rachel Steele anyone?? LOL
How the fukin hell do three hundred and fifth five people think this a good night wtff ( what the fucking fuck)
Ur a sick fuck man. You really need to seek out therapy. I'm serious you may be a rapist or child molester. You should be really scared you disgusting incest mother rapist
Ever heard of nightmares? A lot of the time dreams play out things that really disgust or disturb you. It probably meant nothing, not that he's a pedophile. You can't really control where your subconscious goes. A lot of the time its not pretty. Quite often about a movie you saw or conversation you had recently. Things get trapped there.
Don't tell us this! Now we're all gonna be scared going to sleep tonight!
Made you look.
Weird!!! I had a wet dream about your mom last night, too!!
Charles Rutherford says you put a new meaning to the word MILF what's next you sick fuck? Grandma ???
Oh dear god I thought I was the only one--meg
A prophet (can't remember the name) that every man sub-consciously wants to sleep with his mother.
9:04: not only did you not realize that OP meant the past tense of "scar", but you misspelled "misspelled"
I always have dreams that I fuck my little sister, idk why!! It's fucking weird. There needs to be an option in your mind that you can choose what you wanna dream about lmao
Nobody would admit to this
-a wetts yadig
Holy shit dude it happened to me too.your just horny and go wit da girl ur most comfortable with