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  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:45pm

    ahahahaha i noticed that too, 6:46!

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:45am

    he touched your MOUTH WITH THOSE HANDS?!

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:42pm

    You can get way more than a promotion. You should be able to black mail him for a nice 3 week paid vacation at least!

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:30am

    why does this have to be 760? I don't want jizz in my food :-(

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:54pm

    Was probably jacking off to the thought of you

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:33am

    3:42- You're stupid. Plenty of phones don't have character restrictions, they just let you send one massive text that will show up in pages to the other person's phone.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:46pm

    he touched you with the hand he was jacking off with. FAIL

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:42pm

    well at least you got a raise? Yay?

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:49am

    when he cupped your mouth i wonder if his hand smelt like butt. yum

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:21pm

    ugh. i live in the 760 too. where is this place? Escondildo is my guess.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:42pm

    lies... too many characters for a text...

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:43pm

    He probably saw you. Totally sexual harassment though... and you can so use it as blackmail if you wanted to. Theoretically, he can't fire you now...

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:29am

    haaaha. A friend of mine did that once, only with piss. he peed on some kids bike at school, but somehow got a bit on his hand. he went around school high fiving everyone, and cupping a teachers face in his hands, for about 30 seconds, telling him he was the best teacher ever. best day of my life.that kid is my hero.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:49pm

    please tell me this is San Deigo and not The High Des??? Not sure where I can safely eat now! ewwwww

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:20pm

    hahahahaha he probably did see the OP hence the promotion

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:45am

    "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK" I'm pretty sure that rule also applies to your boss. Gross.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:22pm

    where at in 760? lol

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:18pm

    +124 to 5:16 hahahahahahaha

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:16pm

    Nothing gets by you, 6:46

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:07pm

    you sure he didn't see you?

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 11:21pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA WTF OMG.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:45pm

    Yah, I wouldn't be too thrilled either... Remind me not to eat there.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:18pm

    My boss (at a restaurant) has been found on more than one occasion having sex with randoms chicks upstairs where the bread is made. Needless to say the staff steers clear of the bread now. The pasta's a little suspect too...

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:36pm

    10:29 is a bag of douche.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:44pm

    Get him fired and take his job.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:15pm

    I live in 760... I'd REALLY like to know which resteraunt...

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:53pm

    Apparently you're a *really* good employee...

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:16pm

    Oh please. Like you haven't had worse on your face or even in your mouth.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:38pm

    Yeah, this is an FML, even if it's in texts form. Sucks to be you.