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  • he touched your MOUTH WITH THOSE HANDS?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:45am
  • haaaha. A friend of mine did that once, only with piss. he peed on some kids bike at school, but somehow got a bit on his hand. he went around school high fiving everyone, and cupping a teachers face in his hands, for about 30 seconds, telling him he was the best teacher ever. best day of my life.that kid is my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:29am
  • You can get way more than a promotion. You should be able to black mail him for a nice 3 week paid vacation at least!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Was probably jacking off to the thought of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:54pm
  • when he cupped your mouth i wonder if his hand smelt like butt. yum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:49am
  • he touched you with the hand he was jacking off with. FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 3:42- You're stupid. Plenty of phones don't have character restrictions, they just let you send one massive text that will show up in pages to the other person's phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:33am
  • lies... too many characters for a text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Yah, I wouldn't be too thrilled either... Remind me not to eat there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:45pm
  • why does this have to be 760? I don't want jizz in my food :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:30am
  • where at in 760? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:22pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA WTF OMG.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Get him fired and take his job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:44pm
  • I live in 760... I'd REALLY like to know which resteraunt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:15pm
  • ahahahaha i noticed that too, 6:46!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:45pm
  • please tell me this is San Deigo and not The High Des??? Not sure where I can safely eat now! ewwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:49pm
  • ugh. i live in the 760 too. where is this place? Escondildo is my guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:21pm
  • +124 to 5:16 hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:18pm
  • He probably saw you. Totally sexual harassment though... and you can so use it as blackmail if you wanted to. Theoretically, he can't fire you now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:43pm
  • hahahahaha he probably did see the OP hence the promotion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Nothing gets by you, 6:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:16pm
  • 10:29 is a bag of douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Apparently you're a *really* good employee...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:53pm
  • well at least you got a raise? Yay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:42pm
  • "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK" I'm pretty sure that rule also applies to your boss. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:45am
  • Oh please. Like you haven't had worse on your face or even in your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:16pm
  • My boss (at a restaurant) has been found on more than one occasion having sex with randoms chicks upstairs where the bread is made. Needless to say the staff steers clear of the bread now. The pasta's a little suspect too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:18pm
  • you sure he didn't see you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Yeah, this is an FML, even if it's in texts form. Sucks to be you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:38pm
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