She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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who needs pants. I think it is acceptable to drive home without them, can I get a ruling on this one
Stage 5 Klinger.....
if i were you, i'd be less concerned with being 'that guy' and more bothered by her being 'that psychotic'
And you stayed...You must be desperate. This girl is a psycho.
that must have been awkward in the morning to ask her for your jeans..
Girls like this can get laid, and relatively sane/intelligent women like myself are pretty much invisible. WTF, world. WTF.
Only if you are driving from one trailer park to another....
"That Guy" references are the best!!
Solution: Large lamp, head trauma to already damaged female, retrieve pants.
in soviet russia jeans make you hide under mattress!
u should have ran.... after the fuck of course
241...nekkid driving can be fun!
Every guy from Chicago looks like "that guy" so i don't blame her. Surprisingly enough, I moved to L.A. and the guys aren't as douchey.
Sounds more like she's "That girl"
Agree with 847, and I never agree with sexist things like that but that bitch really is crazy
omg that's brillant!!!
Fuck the Jeans u can always buy new one but a clinging girl that can be a problem
just walk out without the pants lol
do the man-walk of shame in style
I can't tell whats more sad, her making you do that, or you still sticking around to fuck her.
Agree with 4:20. Get the hell away from this psycho bitch
At least your Jeans will have a Fresh "Pressed" look to them.......
thats kinda creepy...
Um if she is doing that she is probably a fucking crazy you should have left anyway
But the question is- are you 'that guy'?
haha. that's pretty genius and is something of a warning sign along the lines of : "you're about to fuck a psycho" but still. getting laid is getting laid.
where did she make you put your balls? You are a big pussy
Then he will never leave :):):):):):))
well you must have been that guy then
10:02 We have standards. The OP is probably all kinds of sketchy/creepy/fugly.
2:11 - clearly a girl who is extremely jealous that you are getting some and shes not
In soviet russia she puts you under the matress so u wouldnt leave in the morning
Did you leave?
I'm with 10:02 WTF is up with that.
bitches will be bitches
I hope you got crazy girl sex at least.
I know a lot of guys will do a lot for sex... my question is how tragic is this girl that she'll still fuck you if she thinks she has to hide your pants?
That or she's a psycho... Run
Tito say you fuck dirty whore
That reminds me of something the girl from that movie Ghost of Girlfriends Past would do...
I would give you props if you managed to dip out with your pants anyway.
But if you really were that guy,you would have flipped her crazy ass off the bed after you were done and took your shit back. And soviet Russia start submiting your texts to TFLN,you're a funny mother fucker
2:41 perfectly fine!!!!