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  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:40am

    see... you assholes dont like being squirted in the face... neither do we

    • 34 36
      Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 5:06pm

      From the comments it seems that most guys, in fact, do. Which is probably where the conflict comes in. Guys love it so much and can't understand why the girl gets pissed at them. There's a lesson about the Golden Rule known as Bob the Masochist. I think you can figure out how it goes from there.

  • 83 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:03am

    now you know how girls feel

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:54pm

    epic win. you go girl.

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:23pm

    phenomenal. where do i meet this chick

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:34pm

    so where in new york is this girl? i want to meet her, i'm a 917 too

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:19am

    she is def a keeper!

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:15pm

    U guys r so stupid. The majority of girls squirt, it's not a one in a million thing. You just don't have a clue where the on button is!!!

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:12am

    i would love to have a girl squirt in my face

  • 58 46
    Submitted by recreatekate on Jul 17, 10 at 5:13am

    9:40 Speak for yourself.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by i69b on Apr 2, 10 at 12:00am

    What a champ (:

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:20am

    That's what you call shotgunning

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:48pm

    THAT FACT THAT THERES AN 'S' AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT SENTENCE MAKES IT ALL THE BETTER!!!! love it lol

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:54am

    beta house quote ftw 941

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:44pm

    I'm in love with her, and I'm a chick

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Nuclear_Fishin on May 11, 10 at 3:38am

    You've got a keeper!

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:39pm

    I like this girl. I got next dibs.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:30am

    I think it's really funny how most of you guys always talk about the " elusive" squirter. 90% of girls can squirt you just have to know how to make her. Lol look it up online or something because damn when my bf first made me squirt I fell in love.

    • 32 33
      Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 5:08pm

      It's sad how many people downvoted your comment. Insecure guys that want to think it's all about luck and skill doesn't matter.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:28pm

    Hey 9:40; men would love to be soaked like that. maybe that's just my opinion.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by MattIsLike_ on Dec 30, 10 at 11:22am

    Lucky bastard

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:34am

    That chics gets a huge WIN Plus bonus points for me getting a hot mental picture!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:36pm

    dude your mom is crazy

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:20pm

    be proud of yourself OP

  • 54 59
    Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:19am

    ROLE REVERSAL

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:11pm

    i would totally do the same thing.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:58pm

    This women is a keeper.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:41am

    ahhh. the elusive female ejaculation. very very nice

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:29am

    As long as it wasn't a shart

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:12am

    9:40, not everyone has a problem with it. I certainly wouldn't mind if a girl did that to me. I can't tell from the text if the person is saying it's a good or a bad thing, it could go either way.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:39am

    its great when that happens

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:31am

    awesome. marry that woman ASAP. she sounds like a lot of fun.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:06am

    9:03 i was gonna say that :(

  • 37 42
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 30, 11 at 5:24pm

    Thats hot.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 7:42pm

    Legend has it that Ke$ha squirts glitter.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by kaydean on Aug 18, 11 at 1:26am

    Why is everyone saying 'now you know how girls feel' like it's a bad thing, I love when my bf blows on my face.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Ktricearonix on Nov 16, 11 at 9:24am

    My god. Marry her.