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  • My puke was all reddish pink from cherry uv... I thought it was blood

    Submitted by turkeymonster on Apr 30, 11 at 12:29pm
    • That would freak me out, but it's been said that if your puke looks like dried coffee grounds, then that means you're bleeding internally and should seek medical attention.

      Submitted by RazorTongue on Sep 2, 15 at 5:14pm
  • That shut made me throw up bright red but I also ate flamming hot cheetos before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:41am
  • Uv blue is pretty good it's like already mixed but like 30% but it takes like a full bottle to get a buzz haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:53am
  • This is smurfing ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:45am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she thought because her puke was blue that she had turned into a smurf! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Oh wow that sounds like something I would say when I was drunk lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:24am
  • Charles Rutherford is the bizarro version of David Schulberg - whereas schulberg is overly nice yet strangely funny, rutherford is overly crass and distinctly unfunny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:51am
  • UV may be high school but they make the best jello shooters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:48am
  • Jeff just shut up -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:32am
  • I remember the days of uv....if you're gonna drink cheap vodka, uv blue is one of the better choices

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Nice i love this, i'm smurfette for halloween!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Could have been curaƧao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:19am
  • Charles Rutherford says: it's ok for you to suck off papa smurf, just don't tell anyone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:42am
  • Uv blue. Oh high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:40am
  • Apparently everyone has puked on uv blue. That's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:47am
  • Uv blue best thing ever! If your a fan, try it with redbull

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:26pm
  • UV Blue is delicious! Mmmm.....i now know what i am drinking for halloween

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:42am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:13am
  • Haha oh boy used to drink that in highschool! And also was crying hysterically and screaming .. Dayyyum lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:31am
  • DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:26pm
  • FUCK uv blue. My stomach turned just reading this. I hate that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:52am
  • How do you get bright blue throw up?? I want that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:30am
  • Ah.... Old Blue... I have had many an adventure with you. Most of which lead to me facedown on the sidewalk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:38am
  • Ha uv blue used to be my fav! I had manyyyy good nights with it lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Kind regards for that 7:13... But another question my friend: by saying "harvest their crops" were you partaking in innuendo (i.e. "in her end OHHH!"), really meaning something else, or did you simply mean they were doing farm based activities. Thanks once again, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:37am
  • UV Blue is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:34am
  • what the hell is uv blue? never heard of it. o.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:40am