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  • 42 27
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 2, 10 at 11:52am
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    semester at sea?

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:18pm
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    11:22 he is probably a US Navy sailor who has fought the Somolian Pirates and have done other brave things in the name of our country so why don't you shut the hell up.

  • 40 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:10am
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    It's a BOW not a BROW fuckin tard

    • 30 25
      Submitted by rogerswb on Mar 4, 10 at 10:01pm
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      Bow = pointy end of boat\nBrow = entrance to boat

  • 37 27
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 2, 10 at 1:15pm
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    Hey, Jack Sparrow, you creep these sites too?

  • 39 32
    Submitted by CrookedPitch on Mar 2, 10 at 11:35am
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    Perhaps as he vomited he fell forward, throwing a stream of vomit over his shoulder. From there it would run down his back and by default wind up in his back pocket...

  • 33 21
    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 9:32pm
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    I would like to meet this guy!

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Firebird on Mar 3, 10 at 1:30am
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    Not only did I nearly dropu phone while reading this laughing, now we got a dude actually trying to work the physics of the whole thing making me laugh even harder!

  • 37 29
    Submitted by FML863 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:12pm
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    Please never use the word shipmate again in public. Thank you

    • 27 26
      Submitted by NotTelling on Mar 2, 10 at 4:23pm
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      "Shipmate" is a perfectly legitimate term used by the DoD, specifically the Navy and Coast Guard. Screw you.

    • 37 29
      Submitted by SixShooter on Mar 14, 10 at 11:25pm
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      I agree. Shipmate should be permanently removed from his vocabulary. I hate that word with a passion.

  • 36 29
    Submitted by sararenae on Mar 2, 10 at 11:23am
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    He's a new Navy boy haha.

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:20pm
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    Go Navy and thank you for servie!

  • 35 33
    Submitted by 831RusNavyBoy on Mar 6, 10 at 10:30am
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    BZ Shipmate! To the foam!

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:22am
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    Shipmate? Are you a Somali pirate or Staten Island ferry jockey? WTF

  • 29 29
    Submitted by woodchips on Mar 3, 10 at 12:14pm
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    For the record, I don't know how it happened, I wasn't there. But my friend IS in the Navy, a hospital corpsman, so that's why "shipmate" was used.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by d7005nasf on Mar 3, 10 at 1:38am
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    "shipmate" is another way to call you an asshole. He probably said that because he had to carry that drunk asshole up the brow and onto the ship LOL.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by ShadowXSniper on Mar 2, 10 at 7:42pm
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    2:18 maybe hes not

  • 24 21
    Submitted by TheBadwolf on Jun 20, 10 at 3:58am
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    Haha, if hes a sailor I bet that's not the only thing in his back pocket!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 9, 10 at 6:22pm
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    Bravo Zulu Shipmate

  • 22 22
    Submitted by the_supernatural on Mar 2, 10 at 2:12pm
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    That is some funny shit hahah... One of the best

  • 25 29
    Submitted by pichu180 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:58pm
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    Lots of semen in your pocket too?

  • 25 30
    Submitted by KondidVees on Mar 4, 10 at 1:17am
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    HA! Sounds like a Sailor to me. Drunk and weird.

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Debo23 on Mar 3, 10 at 3:52am
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    Fuckin' boot move man

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:03pm
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    He sat in a puddle of puke or wasn't wearing his pants...

  • 24 34
    Submitted by haylee on Mar 2, 10 at 3:10pm
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    832 hell yea!