So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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semester at sea?
2:18 maybe hes not
It's a BOW not a BROW fuckin tard
Bow = pointy end of boat\nBrow = entrance to boat
That is some funny shit hahah... One of the best
11:22 he is probably a US Navy sailor who has fought the Somolian Pirates and have done other brave things in the name of our country so why don't you shut the hell up.
Perhaps as he vomited he fell forward, throwing a stream of vomit over his shoulder. From there it would run down his back and by default wind up in his back pocket...
Hey, Jack Sparrow, you creep these sites too?
Please never use the word shipmate again in public. Thank you
"Shipmate" is a perfectly legitimate term used by the DoD, specifically the Navy and Coast Guard. Screw you.
I agree. Shipmate should be permanently removed from his vocabulary. I hate that word with a passion.
Go Navy and thank you for servie!
He's a new Navy boy haha.
Not only did I nearly dropu phone while reading this laughing, now we got a dude actually trying to work the physics of the whole thing making me laugh even harder!
I would like to meet this guy!
Bravo Zulu Shipmate
He sat in a puddle of puke or wasn't wearing his pants...
Haha, if hes a sailor I bet that's not the only thing in his back pocket!
For the record, I don't know how it happened, I wasn't there. But my friend IS in the Navy, a hospital corpsman, so that's why "shipmate" was used.
"shipmate" is another way to call you an asshole. He probably said that because he had to carry that drunk asshole up the brow and onto the ship LOL.
BZ Shipmate! To the foam!
To the foam
832 hell yea!
Shipmate? Are you a Somali pirate or Staten Island ferry jockey? WTF
Fuckin' boot move man
Lots of semen in your pocket too?
HA! Sounds like a Sailor to me. Drunk and weird.