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  • That is some funny shit hahah... One of the best

    Submitted by the_supernatural on Mar 2, 10 at 2:12pm
  • semester at sea?

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 2, 10 at 11:52am
  • It's a BOW not a BROW fuckin tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:10am
  • 2:18 maybe hes not

    Submitted by ShadowXSniper on Mar 2, 10 at 7:42pm
  • Please never use the word shipmate again in public. Thank you

    Submitted by FML863 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:12pm
    • "Shipmate" is a perfectly legitimate term used by the DoD, specifically the Navy and Coast Guard. Screw you.

      Submitted by NotTelling on Mar 2, 10 at 4:23pm
    • I agree. Shipmate should be permanently removed from his vocabulary. I hate that word with a passion.

      Submitted by SixShooter on Mar 14, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Perhaps as he vomited he fell forward, throwing a stream of vomit over his shoulder. From there it would run down his back and by default wind up in his back pocket...

    Submitted by CrookedPitch on Mar 2, 10 at 11:35am
  • 11:22 he is probably a US Navy sailor who has fought the Somolian Pirates and have done other brave things in the name of our country so why don't you shut the hell up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:18pm
  • Not only did I nearly dropu phone while reading this laughing, now we got a dude actually trying to work the physics of the whole thing making me laugh even harder!

    Submitted by Firebird on Mar 3, 10 at 1:30am
  • Hey, Jack Sparrow, you creep these sites too?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 2, 10 at 1:15pm
  • Go Navy and thank you for servie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:20pm
  • He's a new Navy boy haha.

    Submitted by sararenae on Mar 2, 10 at 11:23am
  • He sat in a puddle of puke or wasn't wearing his pants...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:03pm
  • I would like to meet this guy!

    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Bravo Zulu Shipmate

    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 9, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Haha, if hes a sailor I bet that's not the only thing in his back pocket!

    Submitted by TheBadwolf on Jun 20, 10 at 3:58am
  • "shipmate" is another way to call you an asshole. He probably said that because he had to carry that drunk asshole up the brow and onto the ship LOL.

    Submitted by d7005nasf on Mar 3, 10 at 1:38am
  • For the record, I don't know how it happened, I wasn't there. But my friend IS in the Navy, a hospital corpsman, so that's why "shipmate" was used.

    Submitted by woodchips on Mar 3, 10 at 12:14pm
  • BZ Shipmate! To the foam!

    Submitted by 831RusNavyBoy on Mar 6, 10 at 10:30am
  • Shipmate? Are you a Somali pirate or Staten Island ferry jockey? WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:22am
  • Fuckin' boot move man

    Submitted by Debo23 on Mar 3, 10 at 3:52am
  • 832 hell yea!

    Submitted by haylee on Mar 2, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Lots of semen in your pocket too?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:58pm
  • HA! Sounds like a Sailor to me. Drunk and weird.

    Submitted by KondidVees on Mar 4, 10 at 1:17am