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  • I used to do that too. What works awesome is giving over the top responses when they ask why you did the night before. They stop taking you seriously when you tell em you spent the night doing blow off strippers asses, so eventually you can be honest and say you were out getting really stoned , and they just laugh and think you're kidding.....got me through all the Christmas breaks in college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Yo, my rents are home! Time to blow this joint home dawgs. Kewl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:17am
  • haha, thats a great idea

    Submitted by 207678 on Feb 18, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Oh teen angst 9:19.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:02am
  • 9:19 you are so badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:27am
  • That's what the kids call the parents these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:05am
  • by far the funniest shit ive read on here so far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:31pm
  • 11:49 has a point. everyone just saying fail all the time, it actually sounds pretty dumb. "OMFG epic fail!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:23pm
  • lol see i dont have this problem. i just tell my mom i was out drinking or that i am high. she dont care lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:09pm
  • either way (630) was hilarious...and such a curveball from everything else...enjoyed reading it...and i thought "rents" made it all the better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Clever!!

    Submitted by carly1 on May 20, 11 at 8:20am
  • 2:16 lol yea I used to tell them I was blowin lines and bangin hookers and they laughed lol worked nicely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Really, I didn't think kids these days said 'rents'. I thought that was more of an early 90s teen slang. My friends and I never said 'rents'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:06am
  • Yah because they are definately going to tell you who they are.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:21pm
  • way to keep em guessing. "rents" is perfectly acceptable. In fact I think "fail" is a thousand times lamer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:49am
  • Well, now we know. The majority of TFLN submissions ARE done by 13 year olds now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:07am
  • Screw you people. Spell 'definitely' the correct way, please.... Jeez. -919

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Thank you, 2:07! The laziness of most of the people on this site is unbelievable. I'll be kind in calling them lazy instead of freaking stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:55pm
  • I hope he meant parents 'cause I can't handle if that catches on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:05am
  • I'm from 630...who is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:02am
  • Lol don't lump this guy with the rest of us "kids" because I sure as hell do not refer to my parents as "the rents". But I think this is funny either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 9:05, rents has already caught on. embrace change!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:15am
  • Absolute fucking genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:23am
  • best . aurgument . ever!!! lmfao!!!!! x2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:22am
  • I don't say "rents" I say bitch and bastard for my parents. Is that bad? Who gives a flying fuck? I don't. =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:19am
  • Holy shit I am so gonna try that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:18am
  • I'm assuming u mean parents?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:04am
  • Rents? Really? Fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:08am
  • How do you know what kind of grades they get?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:21pm