just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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I used to do that too. What works awesome is giving over the top responses when they ask why you did the night before. They stop taking you seriously when you tell em you spent the night doing blow off strippers asses, so eventually you can be honest and say you were out getting really stoned , and they just laugh and think you're kidding.....got me through all the Christmas breaks in college
Yo, my rents are home! Time to blow this joint home dawgs. Kewl.
9:19 you are so badass.
haha, thats a great idea
Oh teen angst 9:19.
That's what the kids call the parents these days
11:49 has a point. everyone just saying fail all the time, it actually sounds pretty dumb. "OMFG epic fail!"
either way (630) was hilarious...and such a curveball from everything else...enjoyed reading it...and i thought "rents" made it all the better.
by far the funniest shit ive read on here so far
lol see i dont have this problem. i just tell my mom i was out drinking or that i am high. she dont care lol
2:16 lol yea I used to tell them I was blowin lines and bangin hookers and they laughed lol worked nicely
Really, I didn't think kids these days said 'rents'. I thought that was more of an early 90s teen slang. My friends and I never said 'rents'.
Screw you people. Spell 'definitely' the correct way, please.... Jeez.
Yah because they are definately going to tell you who they are.....
way to keep em guessing.
"rents" is perfectly acceptable. In fact I think "fail" is a thousand times lamer
Well, now we know. The majority of TFLN submissions ARE done by 13 year olds now.
I hope he meant parents 'cause I can't handle if that catches on.
I'm from 630...who is this?
Thank you, 2:07! The laziness of most of the people on this site is unbelievable. I'll be kind in calling them lazy instead of freaking stupid!
Lol don't lump this guy with the rest of us "kids" because I sure as hell do not refer to my parents as "the rents". But I think this is funny either way.
9:05, rents has already caught on. embrace change!
Absolute fucking genius.
best . aurgument . ever!!! lmfao!!!!! x2
Holy shit I am so gonna try that
I don't say "rents" I say bitch and bastard for my parents. Is that bad? Who gives a flying fuck? I don't. =D
I'm assuming u mean parents?
Rents? Really? Fail
How do you know what kind of grades they get?