She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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Huh...I usually see mermaids with crabs, not herpes.
yes we have all heard the song now shut up about it
You can't stop me motherfucker cause i'm a boat!
The Lonely Island is the fucking shitttt.
I'm on a boat motherfucker!
I have my swim trunks and my flippy floppies!
that's insulting to sea cows. call her a sea donkey.
Sea Cow. She looks like a Sea Cow.
Bustin 5 knots wind wippin at my coat
Mermaid? I was thinking more like a manatee or sea cow. But yes, she's right, and you do need to stop it. Sea cow.
yikes when i read this I imagined a mermaid with herpes sores on her tail : / that sea salt would burn
WTF does this text even mean? Does anyone know?
Only in S. Oregon~ ^5 to Oregonians!!!