So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Always check out the quality of the turf before stepping out on the field...Write that down.
Pretty sure the herps don't show up right away so it's neither buddy. Call back that stripper that gave you that hummer last month
And if you pee on her herpes outbreak you won't catch it.
the person who sent this in shouldn't be allowed on this website ..
2:00 made me laugh. And it's very true
seems to me like you should watch where you stick it
that's one way to tell someone you don't want them to talk to you anymore..
You can still get herpes even if you use a condom. Herpes makes condoms it's bitch.
Also, you can have sex with someone that has herpes and not catch it unless they are having an outbreak.
Knowing is half the battle. Goooo JOE!
i think he's saying that, basically to get the girl to leave him alone?
No one would ever text this.. fake as pam andersons tits
huh. . . . is it accusatory, or is it giving her the head's up that SHE now has herpes too?
Don't be a fool, wrap the tool
274 ppl think this is a good night? They must have passes the herp to some unsuspecting soul!
it disturbs me that 181 people would consider getting herpes a "good night"
Just lysol the bitch first, Herpes can't stand the power of lysol!!!
5.02, herpes can show up as soon as the next day. Most outbreaks will occur within 1-30 days of initial outbreak, but if you're already got antibodies (like from having oral herpes), that can be delayed even longer.
/your friendly neighborhood sex educator
I hope she gave you PRETZELS too!!
what the heck you little manwhore this is what you deserve
11:43, it's both. That's why it's funny.
Ew ... That's what happens when you fuck south jerz hoes
no its not. its a shitty ass text. clearly fake
I say its hilarious. Excellent way to get rid of someone you don't care to hear from.
Why does everyone think this is fake? Sounds like something I'd text...I don't give a shit if a chick thinks it's funny or not.
Best EVER Instant classic!