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  • Always check out the quality of the turf before stepping out on the field...Write that down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Pretty sure the herps don't show up right away so it's neither buddy. Call back that stripper that gave you that hummer last month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:02pm
  • And if you pee on her herpes outbreak you won't catch it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:31pm
  • the person who sent this in shouldn't be allowed on this website ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:33am
  • 2:00 made me laugh. And it's very true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:14pm
  • that's one way to tell someone you don't want them to talk to you anymore..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:02pm
  • seems to me like you should watch where you stick it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:33pm
  • i think he's saying that, basically to get the girl to leave him alone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:54pm
  • No one would ever text this.. fake as pam andersons tits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:34pm
  • You can still get herpes even if you use a condom. Herpes makes condoms it's bitch. Also, you can have sex with someone that has herpes and not catch it unless they are having an outbreak. Knowing is half the battle. Goooo JOE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:07pm
  • 274 ppl think this is a good night? They must have passes the herp to some unsuspecting soul!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:48pm
  • huh. . . . is it accusatory, or is it giving her the head's up that SHE now has herpes too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:43am
  • Don't be a fool, wrap the tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:23am
  • it disturbs me that 181 people would consider getting herpes a "good night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 11:43, it's both. That's why it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Just lysol the bitch first, Herpes can't stand the power of lysol!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:47pm
  • no its not. its a shitty ass text. clearly fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:50am
  • I hope she gave you PRETZELS too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:34pm
  • what the heck you little manwhore this is what you deserve

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:44pm
  • 5.02, herpes can show up as soon as the next day. Most outbreaks will occur within 1-30 days of initial outbreak, but if you're already got antibodies (like from having oral herpes), that can be delayed even longer. /your friendly neighborhood sex educator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Ew ... That's what happens when you fuck south jerz hoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:25am
  • Why does everyone think this is fake? Sounds like something I'd text...I don't give a shit if a chick thinks it's funny or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I say its hilarious. Excellent way to get rid of someone you don't care to hear from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Best EVER Instant classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:43am
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