hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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As they say in 40 yr old virgin, if u don't use it do you lose it?
Burn
WIN!
dont think so 1:33. a man saying this to a man would definitely have said balls instead of penis.
10:47, I think it's bad night because she's calling him out for being a celibate bastard.
So many places to go with this one.... But seriously, if it doesn't get used then does it know any tricks? I mean who wants trickless sex?
this should be good night. i assume op is girl texting guy wanting to have sex.
totally true 2:01. but i definitely think that this is one of the funniest.
I'm thinkin' this one is a guy saying to another guy to man up and stop being a pussy-whipped weakling. Just sayin' that his woman has his nuts in her purse.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Coke-heads will get butt banged by Hitler in Hell...looking forward to it, are you?
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