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  • As they say in 40 yr old virgin, if u don't use it do you lose it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:46am
  • Burn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:38pm
  • dont think so 1:33. a man saying this to a man would definitely have said balls instead of penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:01pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:22am
  • So many places to go with this one.... But seriously, if it doesn't get used then does it know any tricks? I mean who wants trickless sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:38am
  • 10:47, I think it's bad night because she's calling him out for being a celibate bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:47pm
  • this should be good night. i assume op is girl texting guy wanting to have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:47am
  • totally true 2:01. but i definitely think that this is one of the funniest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Coke-heads will get butt banged by Hitler in Hell...looking forward to it, are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:44am
  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:33am
  • I'm thinkin' this one is a guy saying to another guy to man up and stop being a pussy-whipped weakling. Just sayin' that his woman has his nuts in her purse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:33pm