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  • 62 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:38pm

    Burn

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:46am

    As they say in 40 yr old virgin, if u don't use it do you lose it?

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:22am

    WIN!

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:01pm

    dont think so 1:33. a man saying this to a man would definitely have said balls instead of penis.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:38am

    So many places to go with this one.... But seriously, if it doesn't get used then does it know any tricks? I mean who wants trickless sex?

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:12pm

    totally true 2:01. but i definitely think that this is one of the funniest.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:47pm

    10:47, I think it's bad night because she's calling him out for being a celibate bastard.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:44am

    Coke-heads will get butt banged by Hitler in Hell...looking forward to it, are you?

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:47am

    this should be good night. i assume op is girl texting guy wanting to have sex.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:33am

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:33pm

    I'm thinkin' this one is a guy saying to another guy to man up and stop being a pussy-whipped weakling. Just sayin' that his woman has his nuts in her purse.