hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
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As they say in 40 yr old virgin, if u don't use it do you lose it?
dont think so 1:33. a man saying this to a man would definitely have said balls instead of penis.
10:47, I think it's bad night because she's calling him out for being a celibate bastard.
this should be good night. i assume op is girl texting guy wanting to have sex.
So many places to go with this one.... But seriously, if it doesn't get used then does it know any tricks? I mean who wants trickless sex?
I'm thinkin' this one is a guy saying to another guy to man up and stop being a pussy-whipped weakling. Just sayin' that his woman has his nuts in her purse.
totally true 2:01. but i definitely think that this is one of the funniest.
Coke-heads will get butt banged by Hitler in Hell...looking forward to it, are you?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug