Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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hahhahahahahah @ 434pm
this is the best of them all!
[at least in my mind]
I grew up in New Jersey and love it... but Rutgers has it's very own STD for god's sake!
lmao believing in non-trashy people in Jersey is like believing in unicorns
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is priceless
to the people hating on Jersey - have you ever actual even BEEN to the state? Not including Newark? Northwest Jersey is actually beautiful, and the Shore is great too. Even Central Western NJ is pretty - all farmland. Don't judge the state just on Newark or the turnpike - every state has it's nasty cities and highways.
you said it 4:12! the first one haha
i live in new jersey and i do not, nor have i ever met someone with an std
i brought a speaker to my college with aids... shes from pa though.
not saying no one here has em but its obviously not overwhelming as long as you're not trashy
Jersey can suck my balls. I'd sooner spend time getting raped with sand and a sword than go back to Jersey.
I heart this text AND this thread!! XD
try asshole of america....
We here in LA/OC don't take responsibility for the rest of the state.
Also, New Jersey sucks. Most of the eastern seaboard does too, though, so I'm not playing favorites or anything.
Jersey is the discarded Tampon of New York
HAHAHAHHA!!! best post yet! thats priceless hahahah
dirty ass, nasty california boys. ugh gross.
It's not even a good beach.
Jersey got perioded on!
sooooo many posts turn into people arguing about jersey...
Oh god, here we go with Jersey bashing again. Will you people just read the text and leave your STATES out of it? Jesus... Like high school.
Who even sends this as a text message?
And Jersey is a beacon of sexual health? Riiiiight....
Jersey is the armpit of America
Enough ragging on Jersey....
i love that this was supposed to be a bash on california and everyone but 945 ragged on new jersey.
and most of california does NOT have herpes.
Umm 1 in 4 is alot but jersey smells just saying
1st 4:12....the Jersey shore may be nice from an asthetic point of view, but the huge amount of douchebag tools and puffy haired skanks in the summer bring it way down on the scale
No one, because they are all fake
4:14 and 4:15 you make me so happy.
Jersey is the Cum Rag of America
armpit, asshole, whats the difference. The whole state smells like shit
Lol. One of the best!
Yo, I'm from jersey. It isn't all dirty so chill with the dissed on my home, Kay? Ever been to wildwood, ya idiots?
best part of Jersey, and this involves Rutgers actually...is the Grease Trucks....so if you think about it, when the best part of Jersey involves the word Grease..you know it sucks
Great text, but definitely a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Bahaha! o i love how the california people stick up for themselves like they actually matter.....their all a bunch of heartless, selfish bastards but i guess if i had herpes i would be like them too!
4:15.... oh stop trying to get a reaction outta people...
why are we talking about New Jersey when this is about California??? and 1 in 4 people have herpes in CA sooooo get your facts straight
Ever been to Newark?
It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
hasn't this joke already been posted??
its called the dirty jerz for a reason, WEST COAST jersey scumbags
Herpes never goes away though....
Watch the tramcar please
4:14 - fair enough... the jersey shore dbags do suck. But the rest of the state IS really pretty and not a cesspool!
1 in 4 people have herpes? Lol SURE.