So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Wow...I got this line about a month ago!!! Feel like an ass now!
Dude this affects us nationwide! What are we gonna tell the girls now? Posting it here was a bad idea; goddammit
And I just thought I was incredible at head...damnit.
You probably still are. How many guys have used this line on you?
I have fallen for this way too many times. Dammit I thought I was special :(
i had a guy use this line on me... i told him if he was so concerned about getting off he could do it himself.
Thanks for ruining it for all guys now asshole
Dude you idiot, you can't post the best trick in the book on the internet. If this fucks it up for me I'm blaming you.
Now I can't use that line anymore. From men everywhere, screw you
The only way a guy could actually have real difficulty coming from a blow job is if he never learned to masturbate properly and thus uses a death grip. Back to the text, if it keeps working, keep using that line.
Uh no. If a girl gives terrible head, the guy isn't going to cum.
Gotta love Raleigh!
"the only way a guy could have trouble coming from a blow job is if he never learned to masutrbate properly..."\n\nOr if the girl gives horrible head. Unfortunately, been there.
While it's a great line, I truly never had gotten off from a BJ before, and the chick who had got me off for the first time (Just recently), who didn't like to give head that much before, now LOVES sucking my cock! So, if it doesn't work out with her, I'll definitely be using it again!\n\nWhat's the harm in a little fib that gives the girl an ego boost and the guy some epic blowjobs?
That being said, the OP shouldn't be busting heads like this on TFLN! It won't work if chick's don't buy it ya ass!
That is actually genius
I have a 100% sucess rate... I always hav something to swallow :)
Haha damn I definitely got this line once and thought I was the SHIT for getting him off.. It was back when we were 18 though, so maybe it was true? who knows
Anonymous 10:08, no one said you were a whore. I believe the actual reason is that you have never and will never meet either person in this text.
it doesnt give us a goal the goal is always to make you cum and its always an accomplishment when you do because if you cant make him cum you feel like a failure. So thanks for lying but we dont need it. if she gave you head after you told her that she was probably going to give you head before you said that. Im tired of guys saying this to me.
You stupid son of a bitch....thank you
Oh no!! That line always works on me
Dude that always works
Wow No I have a whole new reason to not trust men and doubt my bj skills. :(
Thanks for ruining it
I hate you
It's great how this is, always looks
GENIOUS! blow J's for all!
Those 9 bitches r whores
26 for 27 with that line :)
Dude that always works lol
Ohhh damn......now you tell me
I have a new idol now lmao
Wtf!!? That's a LINE!??? :( I thought I was that good too :(
OP is a fa990t for spilling the beans on this trick
It's funny bc it's true. My ex pulled this on me. Men lie.
Tried using this on my wife.... i have still yet to do so.
I've truly never came from a bj because every girl i've ever got dome from was horrible at it.
U ruined it dickhead
haha, I've had dudes try this line (usually just the borderline narcissists/douches)...but I've never believed it. I'll let them think I do though. Chances are, I'm using them as much as they think they're using me too. Win/Win.
Is it the same when guys tell you you give better head than other girls?
This is the best thing ever!:)
"cummed"? you are truly retarded
My bf said that to me too....i didn't give him head
damn why did you tell the world now it will never work for me again!
Fml I fell for this one! I know now..
.....that's a line. Crap. :(
Haha. Hahahahahaha. This site is full of things that are some combination of amusing and f'd up but this takes the cake. Remember, folks, it's not what someone says after the act, but what they're screaming during it that'll tell you how you're doing. And if you get to swallow something, how you compare to others is irrelevant because you've damn well completed your mission and if they want something better they can go grovel before whoever gave it to them and leave you to find
That's no lie......this line has NEVER failed!!
works like a champ
Oh wow...was this Van Assen??
Yur an ass cuz obviously those 9 are naive and stupid.
Hey I can't talk right now cops r here
U would think with that kinda of imagination u would be able to get a job and get out of ur parents basement u 40 year old loser.
Raaallleeiiiggghhhh dude who is this? I live in the 919
Lol I'm testing that line
Oh god who falls for that shit?!?? Seriously!! You could never make me fall for something that rediculous. Every guy I've ever blown has cum within 2 min.
You must be a whore who gives really good head then.
I just tried this on my wife. She told me to fug off. Dayum.
I've never came*
Duke. This has to be duke. They're all a bunch of whores there.
Alright so 9 times in one night seems like a lot, but I sure hope it's not 9 times in YOUR LIFE - that'd just be sad :(
Photofilly are you a guy?
I wouldn't suck ur dick cuz I'm not a whore
He's from Raleigh area though...there are a lot of whores around here. Making us proud. Haha