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  • Submitted by samibear11 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:11am

    Wow...I got this line about a month ago!!! Feel like an ass now!

  • Submitted by izee on Mar 28, 10 at 2:34pm

    Dude this affects us nationwide! What are we gonna tell the girls now? Posting it here was a bad idea; goddammit

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Mar 28, 10 at 12:09pm

    And I just thought I was incredible at head...damnit.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 15, 12 at 11:47pm

      You probably still are. How many guys have used this line on you?

  • Submitted by ncjlwdc0109 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:12am

    i had a guy use this line on me... i told him if he was so concerned about getting off he could do it himself.

  • Submitted by JewYork on Mar 28, 10 at 2:32pm

    Thanks for ruining it for all guys now asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 10:23am

    I have fallen for this way too many times. Dammit I thought I was special :(

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    Submitted by TheMichael on Mar 28, 10 at 9:39pm

    Now I can't use that line anymore. From men everywhere, screw you

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    Submitted by doomsauced on Mar 29, 10 at 2:03am

    Dude you idiot, you can't post the best trick in the book on the internet. If this fucks it up for me I'm blaming you.

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    Submitted by mystomachurts on Mar 28, 10 at 12:21pm

    Haha damn I definitely got this line once and thought I was the SHIT for getting him off.. It was back when we were 18 though, so maybe it was true? who knows

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    Submitted by ausjt on Mar 28, 10 at 10:08am

    "the only way a guy could have trouble coming from a blow job is if he never learned to masutrbate properly..."\n\nOr if the girl gives horrible head. Unfortunately, been there.

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    Submitted by lauralw99 on Mar 28, 10 at 5:06pm

    That is actually genius

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 6:14pm

    Wow No I have a whole new reason to not trust men and doubt my bj skills. :(

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    Submitted by ownowbrowncow on Mar 28, 10 at 9:46am

    respek.

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    Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Mar 28, 10 at 9:55am

    The only way a guy could actually have real difficulty coming from a blow job is if he never learned to masturbate properly and thus uses a death grip. Back to the text, if it keeps working, keep using that line.

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      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 28, 10 at 1:24pm

      Uh no. If a girl gives terrible head, the guy isn't going to cum.

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    Submitted by sparklingwiggles on Mar 28, 10 at 8:26pm

    OP is a fa990t for spilling the beans on this trick

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    Submitted by jcloone on Mar 28, 10 at 9:21pm

    26 for 27 with that line :)

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    Submitted by 343 on Mar 28, 10 at 7:03pm

    My bf said that to me too....i didn't give him head

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    Submitted by Alice on Mar 28, 10 at 7:33pm

    .....that's a line. Crap. :(

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    Submitted by SumoBob on Mar 28, 10 at 5:49pm

    Thanks for ruining it

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    Submitted by amcgarrah on Mar 29, 10 at 12:27am

    Ohhh damn......now you tell me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 3:00pm

    Oh no!! That line always works on me

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    Submitted by JenamoR4 on Mar 29, 10 at 12:53am

    it doesnt give us a goal the goal is always to make you cum and its always an accomplishment when you do because if you cant make him cum you feel like a failure. So thanks for lying but we dont need it. if she gave you head after you told her that she was probably going to give you head before you said that. Im tired of guys saying this to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 4:59pm

    U ruined it dickhead

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    Submitted by Dboyd85 on Mar 28, 10 at 3:59pm

    It's great how this is, always looks

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    Submitted by sufrrgrll on Mar 29, 10 at 3:36pm

    I have a 100% sucess rate... I always hav something to swallow :)

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    Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 10, 10 at 5:35am

    While it's a great line, I truly never had gotten off from a BJ before, and the chick who had got me off for the first time (Just recently), who didn't like to give head that much before, now LOVES sucking my cock! So, if it doesn't work out with her, I'll definitely be using it again!\n\nWhat's the harm in a little fib that gives the girl an ego boost and the guy some epic blowjobs?

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      Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 10, 10 at 5:38am

      That being said, the OP shouldn't be busting heads like this on TFLN! It won't work if chick's don't buy it ya ass!

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    Submitted by wilyum on Mar 30, 10 at 1:02pm

    "cummed"? you are truly retarded

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    Submitted by larryMango on May 31, 10 at 6:16pm

    Greatness !!!!

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    Submitted by Garner on Mar 28, 10 at 10:26am

    Anonymous 10:08, no one said you were a whore. I believe the actual reason is that you have never and will never meet either person in this text.

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    Submitted by mexital420 on Mar 28, 10 at 9:06pm

    Dude that always works lol

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    Submitted by minkeee on Feb 6, 11 at 12:53pm

    Fml I fell for this one! I know now..

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    Submitted by TheJDByrnes on Mar 28, 10 at 6:43pm

    Tried using this on my wife.... i have still yet to do so.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 5:09pm

    This is the best thing ever!:)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 4:40am

    You stupid son of a bitch....thank you

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 28, 10 at 1:27pm

    I've truly never came from a bj because every girl i've ever got dome from was horrible at it.

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    Submitted by blondecanuck on Aug 17, 11 at 7:01pm

    Wtf!!? That's a LINE!??? :( I thought I was that good too :(

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 5:08pm

    Those 9 bitches r whores

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    Submitted by youwhaaaaaaat on Mar 31, 10 at 6:07pm

    haha, I've had dudes try this line (usually just the borderline narcissists/douches)...but I've never believed it. I'll let them think I do though. Chances are, I'm using them as much as they think they're using me too. Win/Win.

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    Submitted by mexital420 on Mar 28, 10 at 9:07pm

    Dude that always works

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    Submitted by somethinsexy27 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:23pm

    I have a new idol now lmao

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    Submitted by lassie on Apr 2, 10 at 6:22pm

    It's funny bc it's true. My ex pulled this on me. Men lie.

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    Submitted by wonderfulone on Mar 28, 10 at 12:46pm

    Gotta love Raleigh!

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    Submitted by durty on Mar 29, 10 at 6:53am

    GENIOUS! blow J's for all!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 5:37pm

    I've never came*

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    Submitted by LSU4Lif3 on Mar 30, 10 at 12:15am

    works like a champ

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 28, 10 at 2:49pm

    U would think with that kinda of imagination u would be able to get a job and get out of ur parents basement u 40 year old loser.

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    Submitted by LickinChickin on Mar 29, 10 at 5:09am

    Haha. Hahahahahaha. This site is full of things that are some combination of amusing and f'd up but this takes the cake. Remember, folks, it's not what someone says after the act, but what they're screaming during it that'll tell you how you're doing. And if you get to swallow something, how you compare to others is irrelevant because you've damn well completed your mission and if they want something better they can go grovel before whoever gave it to them and leave you to find

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    Submitted by TheWrangler on Mar 29, 10 at 4:52am

    damn why did you tell the world now it will never work for me again!

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    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 11:49am

    Photofilly are you a guy?

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    Submitted by mgv5 on Mar 29, 10 at 9:59am

    I hate you

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    Submitted by wilmateo on Mar 28, 10 at 1:52pm

    Hey I can't talk right now cops r here

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    Submitted by jklawl on Mar 28, 10 at 8:42pm

    Alright so 9 times in one night seems like a lot, but I sure hope it's not 9 times in YOUR LIFE - that'd just be sad :(

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    Submitted by ctolaf on Mar 29, 10 at 4:52am

    Epic!

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Feb 25, 11 at 10:26pm

    Duke. This has to be duke. They're all a bunch of whores there.

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    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Mar 28, 10 at 12:54pm

    Yur an ass cuz obviously those 9 are naive and stupid.

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    Submitted by blueeyedbetty on Aug 22, 11 at 4:29pm

    Is it the same when guys tell you you give better head than other girls?

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    Submitted by akaA1EX on Mar 29, 10 at 2:05am

    Lol I'm testing that line

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    Submitted by skoal_diddy on Nov 25, 12 at 1:32pm

    That's no lie......this line has NEVER failed!!

  • Submitted by photofilly31 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:29am

    Oh god who falls for that shit?!?? Seriously!! You could never make me fall for something that rediculous. Every guy I've ever blown has cum within 2 min.

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      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 28, 10 at 1:26pm

      You must be a whore who gives really good head then.

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        Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Mar 28, 10 at 2:39pm

        I just tried this on my wife. She told me to fug off. Dayum.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 10:34am

    Raaallleeiiiggghhhh dude who is this? I live in the 919

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    Submitted by Yankees01 on Mar 29, 10 at 2:46pm

    Oh wow...was this Van Assen??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 10:08am

    I wouldn't suck ur dick cuz I'm not a whore

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      Submitted by wolfpackchick10 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:23am

      He's from Raleigh area though...there are a lot of whores around here. Making us proud. Haha