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(+61): View more from Australia

If tits could talk, mine would be bragging

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(513): View more from Ohio

Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.

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(435): View more from Utah

Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.

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(253): View more from Washington

Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?

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(205): View more from Alabama

Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.

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(727): View more from Florida

Why were you not born a dude?

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Because god wanted to level the playing field

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.

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