Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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florists aren't the crazy sluts you'd think they are, and their hands are nasty like a hairdressers. No handjobs. Ignore that at your peril
I don't know man, flowers drunk doesn't seem like that much more fun than flowers sober...
As long as you're listening to "Cry" by Godley & Creme
Ha. See ya there.