I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Yes we all know how "talented" your cousin is.
Having any teeth at all when you're from Arkansas is considered high status.
...says the jealous guy...
I think your standards are too high.
Really great expectations.
She must be a real catch.
Yikes, I'd hate to see home
Chipped hillbilly teeth. Sexy.
Bobby Petrino is really getting around
Kiss that trailer park good bye
Those are some low standards....
Moving up from a van down by the river to a really fancy trailer park.