I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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You need help sealing the deal with a fat chick?\nDafuq???
I laughed hard at this and I'm a fat girl.
same here. shits hilarious ..
I feel kinda bad for laughing at the second txt...that's terrr'ble
And to think, all I needed was a box of thin-mints this whole time!
thin mint milkshakes make the panties drop
Your parents can be proud of you again, you got a comment on the internet. Too bad they are mortified that your greatest accomplishment was figuring out were an area code is from.