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  • 90 61
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 11, 10 at 4:51pm

    Just be.

  • 57 43
    Submitted by IPN_Showers on Apr 12, 10 at 1:49am

    @11:50 clearly ur friends and yourself don't know what funny is.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by bipolarpolarbear on Apr 11, 10 at 7:54pm

    send me whatever you smoked

  • 66 75
    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 11, 10 at 7:06pm

    I wasn't aware that existing required a knowledge base.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by AddieRJ on Apr 11, 10 at 4:29pm

    Wow lol I wanna meet you!

  • 72 92
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 11, 10 at 4:49pm

    Fail. How can this lame fucking shit get posted here.

    • 60 58
      Submitted by I_iz_God on Apr 12, 10 at 4:12pm

      How is this in any way a fail? That's what real texts from last night should look like, not this perfect grammar shit. Not one texts perfect paragraphs when they're completely stoned/hammered.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by JPfedora on Apr 11, 10 at 4:59pm

    that's how you do it son

  • 67 83
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 11, 10 at 4:42pm

    What is this bullshit?!

  • 57 65
    Submitted by allisonatomic on Apr 11, 10 at 4:49pm

    Hahaaha yesss

  • 45 45
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 12, 10 at 1:41pm

    Acidd?

  • 56 70
    Submitted by ghghghghghgh on Apr 11, 10 at 10:52pm

    I think this is great. A true tfnl.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Murrows on Apr 11, 10 at 7:32pm

    Failure from New Jersey.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by karsenweems on Apr 12, 10 at 3:02pm

    How do you people not understand this? It's the story of my life. Everyday I go to school.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 12, 10 at 1:50am

    This is sad. Tomorrow will be better. Just be you.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by knomye on Apr 12, 10 at 1:28am

    I'm not even sure why I love this one but I do.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Apr 11, 10 at 7:11pm

    Right there with you last night .. Fucking x

  • 49 71
    Submitted by CravenMoorehead on Apr 11, 10 at 5:20pm

    Wow, you suck at life!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by airman on Apr 12, 10 at 6:58am

    If u don't no were u are then how do you no were u were?

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:17pm

    TFLN is really going downhill if this is what makes the final cut...I'm shocked it didn't have a THAT somewhere

  • 44 67
    Submitted by BigCakes on Apr 13, 10 at 12:06am

    hahahah seriously what did you smoke

  • 45 69
    Submitted by barbrat717 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:40pm

    Hahh fuck yea man

  • 43 66
    Submitted by LittleCloud on Apr 12, 10 at 12:48pm

    Lol What were you smoking/drinking?!

  • 36 54
    Submitted by sari1988 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:12am

    Perfect quote. Describes life to the fullest.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 11, 10 at 7:51pm

    Lol 7:06

  • 36 56
    Submitted by THE_616 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:36pm

    haha 7:06 FTW

  • 33 54
    Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 1, 11 at 8:25am

    Been there, done that.. Just be still...

  • 40 69
    Submitted by funkmob on Apr 13, 10 at 7:54am

    One of the best I've seen on this sight.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by connor973 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:04pm

    973 baby

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 11, 10 at 7:04pm

    Terrable. No. Wtf.

  • 43 77
    Submitted by jewish96 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:33pm

    I want 10 of whatever u smoked and drank

  • 54 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 4:55pm

    Lame ass shit

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 11:50pm

    How is this even here? Me and my friends have submitted texts 100x funnier than this and they don't ever seem to make the cut. Wtf is the deal?

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 11, 10 at 7:22pm

    Fuck you, loser. Pull the trigger already and be done with it. Fuck you too, TFLN, for this limp-dicked lame ass crap.