if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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please get laid
Everytime you masturbate god kills kitten.
yea those catholics reproduce like fucking bunnies
ive never heard this b4....y a sock?
Lmfao, I was just discussing this with my friend the other day.
AE do like some other guy on here did and get a goat if your to ugly to get a girl!!!
Why, oh why, would you jerk off into a sock? Don't you have toilet paper and hand cream or something like that? Do you like spooge between your toes?
I prefer to pick up the spankerchiefs, than extra crusty socks!! Cracks my man up every time!
hahah its called a girlfriend!!! not a sock
10:04 You don't wear the sock to jerk off. You just nut into it as you finish. The problem with the op is he doesn't do enough laundry.
but everytime you masturbate 9:08 god just laughs at you.
hahahahahahah now this one is actually hilarious
more like mormons.. not catholic
lmao i love how u turned a religious peoples into a quantity of measurement!! hahaha
Well, don't WEAR the sock after you cum in it! Just like you don't wipe your face with a towel after you cum in it.
why would you text someone that lol
dude... banana peels, so much better.
Ok, that one was genuinely funny!