if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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please get laid
Everytime you masturbate god kills kitten.
yea those catholics reproduce like fucking bunnies
AE do like some other guy on here did and get a goat if your to ugly to get a girl!!!
ive never heard this b4....y a sock?
Why, oh why, would you jerk off into a sock? Don't you have toilet paper and hand cream or something like that? Do you like spooge between your toes?
Lmfao, I was just discussing this with my friend the other day.
I prefer to pick up the spankerchiefs, than extra crusty socks!! Cracks my man up every time!
10:04 You don't wear the sock to jerk off. You just nut into it as you finish. The problem with the op is he doesn't do enough laundry.
hahah its called a girlfriend!!! not a sock
but everytime you masturbate 9:08 god just laughs at you.
more like mormons.. not catholic
Well, don't WEAR the sock after you cum in it! Just like you don't wipe your face with a towel after you cum in it.
hahahahahahah now this one is actually hilarious
lmao i love how u turned a religious peoples into a quantity of measurement!! hahaha
why would you text someone that lol
dude... banana peels, so much better.
Ok, that one was genuinely funny!