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  • 65 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:00pm

    Lmfao, I was just discussing this with my friend the other day.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:28am

    yea those catholics reproduce like fucking bunnies

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:08am

    Everytime you masturbate god kills kitten.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:15am

    ive never heard this b4....y a sock?

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:13am

    but everytime you masturbate 9:08 god just laughs at you.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:41pm

    hahah its called a girlfriend!!! not a sock

  • 63 59
    Submitted by redsox908 on May 31, 10 at 12:47am

    please get laid

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:18pm

    10:04 You don't wear the sock to jerk off. You just nut into it as you finish. The problem with the op is he doesn't do enough laundry.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:04am

    Why, oh why, would you jerk off into a sock? Don't you have toilet paper and hand cream or something like that? Do you like spooge between your toes?

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:24am

    Well, don't WEAR the sock after you cum in it! Just like you don't wipe your face with a towel after you cum in it.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:27pm

    hahahahahahah now this one is actually hilarious

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:38am

    lmao i love how u turned a religious peoples into a quantity of measurement!! hahaha

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:22pm

    dude... banana peels, so much better.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:24am

    more like mormons.. not catholic

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:17pm

    I prefer to pick up the spankerchiefs, than extra crusty socks!! Cracks my man up every time!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:37am

    why would you text someone that lol

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:26am

    AE do like some other guy on here did and get a goat if your to ugly to get a girl!!!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:30am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ok, that one was genuinely funny!