We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Let me guess, you wear layered polos with the collar popped?
That's probably an eerily accurate description of the original poster. \nHe also most likely uses so much gel that his hair is crispy when you touch it.
Hey! Don't make fun of gelled hair, make fun of the person under the gelled hair.
im loving the number of thumbs up on this....three bros with popped collars are probably feeling really lonely right now
hahahah no one wear's pop collar's or gel in the hair in orange county anymore. More like tank tops and earings
and fake tans. and tiny penises
Fuck buddies were invented to make you less of an asshole sir
douche. you're lucky someone's even willing to consider dating your pathetic ass.
Why date her then?
Don't date her. Let her find someone better than you, you douche bag.
People like you ruin girls and make them not trust men. Pretty soon the world will be full of lesbians.... Then what will you fuck?
douche bag. go fuck yourself
Why would you even date her if cheating on her is what you plan to do-
You're a terrible person and also the reason women say "trust" is the most important quality in a relationship. You'll also die alone and probably in a car accident.
What a dick!!
Jesse James? Is that you?
douche bags make the rest of us look like gods.
So fucked up
Wow. Fucking douchebag. No one deserves to be cheated on. \nAnd that's just hella messed up.
I bet she's a step ahead of you and she won't even consider dating you since your a fucking douchebag.
This is supposed to be a FUNNY WEBSITE!!!!
No. I hope you did. You may where popped collars but you had me at "... You had me at stocked..."
No wonder why the OC is full of STDs... You probably have a small dick anyways and stop thinking so highly of yourself she probably doesn't even want to date some OC jerk like you
Hhaha! Remind me to steer clear of your fucking pathetic ass in the O.C.! I hope to god you are not dating a friend of mine! If u are you will get your ass beat!
Is your name Dylan gripentrog?
You's a dick.
That's pretty much a universal thought about women;)
i'm kinda upset that i share the same area code with you. you're lame.
asshole. you will die alone. with a disease most likely.
Then, don't date her.
Lmao... There are some girls that aren't the relationship type
What a proud moment for you, you douche tool!
douche bagg. assuming she wants your nasty ass anyways.
just get some pornos and you'll be fine
You should just walk to beach blv and lay down. This is the exact reason I divorced my husband and don't trust men from the OC anymore. You suck. Choke on a dick!
I love it!!!
I bet that's what Jesse James said about Sandr and look where he is right now. A hated man-whore.
You know when a man cheats its despicable. When a woman cheats she usually has good reason and its funny. Like Pam on the office!
Why don't you just cut your dick off right now?
It's guys like you that give bad names to OC guys. What a fuckin prick!
Guys like you are the reason we have such great songs. Congrats on being a major douche bag.
Sounds like you have some mommy issues to work out\nleave the poor girl alone
I love how you all assume this was written by a man...I mean, I agree, but a woman would say shit like this too. Right?
date HER, so unless its a lesbian a dude wrote this, so shut the fuck up and learn to read
Learn to spell. *learn
Get the upper hand...she'll cheat on you before too long....
That is fucking priceless bro good job
I think I love you! Great minds think alike..
i've come to the conclusion that the guys that don't like this are the ones who are so pathetic that they think that one girl could be the ONE girl that might sleep with them. think of it this way. every girl AND guy will get fucked over once. why not let it be by the one that makes you look good when you take him/her out next?
Some women just deserve it. You do whatever you need to do, bro.
Well played sir.
Hey anon33 fuck you. I wear collard polos with the collar popped and I'd never cheat on my girlfriend. You're a piece of shit.
That's only because nobody else will sleep with you.
Hahahaha..."irishstud" and popped collars. What a douche bucket.
It's not a fucking marriage people. It's called dating
As a female i find this Hilarious.
Wowww. All these bitches hating need to appreciate that the poster is being honest with their self. That's something to appreciate.
That's definitely not something to appreciate. Maybe if he was honest with her, too, then MAYBE you could consider that appreciative.
There are women that expect you to cheat on them. Needed to be said.
All these women dogging him out need to stop frontin cuz they cheat to