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  • Submitted by anon33 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:58pm

    Let me guess, you wear layered polos with the collar popped?

    • Submitted by awkward on Apr 28, 10 at 6:09pm

      That's probably an eerily accurate description of the original poster. \nHe also most likely uses so much gel that his hair is crispy when you touch it.

      • Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:09pm

        Hey! Don't make fun of gelled hair, make fun of the person under the gelled hair.

    • Submitted by sequioa on Apr 28, 10 at 8:15pm

      im loving the number of thumbs up on this....three bros with popped collars are probably feeling really lonely right now

    • Submitted by forfunsies on Apr 29, 10 at 5:28pm

      hahahah no one wear's pop collar's or gel in the hair in orange county anymore. More like tank tops and earings

      • Submitted by bollywoodflow on May 22, 11 at 10:00pm

        and fake tans. and tiny penises

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 28, 10 at 5:00pm

    Fuck buddies were invented to make you less of an asshole sir

  • Submitted by 12312 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:46pm

    douche. you're lucky someone's even willing to consider dating your pathetic ass.

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 28, 10 at 4:49pm

    Why date her then?

  • Submitted by cool on Apr 28, 10 at 4:25pm

    fucked up

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:00pm

    Don't date her. Let her find someone better than you, you douche bag.

  • Submitted by watersign2090 on Apr 29, 10 at 12:46am

    People like you ruin girls and make them not trust men. Pretty soon the world will be full of lesbians.... Then what will you fuck?

  • Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 28, 10 at 4:54pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 5:59pm

    Fucked up.

  • Submitted by blackstone on Apr 28, 10 at 5:28pm

    douche bag. go fuck yourself

  • Submitted by zak197 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:25pm

    Jesse James? Is that you?

    • Submitted by jasboo on Apr 29, 10 at 4:49am


  • Submitted by StanDarsh on Apr 28, 10 at 5:47pm

    You're a terrible person and also the reason women say "trust" is the most important quality in a relationship. You'll also die alone and probably in a car accident.

  • Submitted by ho77ywoodsb on Apr 28, 10 at 9:47pm

    What a dick!!

  • Submitted by bk36 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:21pm

    Why would you even date her if cheating on her is what you plan to do-

  • Submitted by cheergirl on Apr 28, 10 at 11:21pm

    Wow. Fucking douchebag. No one deserves to be cheated on. \nAnd that's just hella messed up.

  • Submitted by shredstick263 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:46pm


  • Submitted by purplepuppy89 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:19pm

    So fucked up

  • Submitted by east on Apr 29, 10 at 12:54am

    douche bags make the rest of us look like gods.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 10:28pm

    I bet she's a step ahead of you and she won't even consider dating you since your a fucking douchebag.

  • Submitted by anon727 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:13pm

    This is supposed to be a FUNNY WEBSITE!!!!

  • Submitted by kaceann on Apr 29, 10 at 2:56am

    No. I hope you did. You may where popped collars but you had me at "... You had me at stocked..."

  • Submitted by xjxexnx on May 11, 10 at 12:38pm

    Love it

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    Submitted by loveellie on Apr 29, 10 at 2:27am

    No wonder why the OC is full of STDs... You probably have a small dick anyways and stop thinking so highly of yourself she probably doesn't even want to date some OC jerk like you

  • Submitted by nikkiegirl79 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:37pm

    Hhaha! Remind me to steer clear of your fucking pathetic ass in the O.C.! I hope to god you are not dating a friend of mine! If u are you will get your ass beat!

  • Submitted by stegosaurus on Apr 28, 10 at 5:54pm

    You's a dick.

  • Submitted by CAAF on Apr 28, 10 at 8:17pm

    @Phys :)

  • Submitted by shornerrr12 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:14pm

    Is your name Dylan gripentrog?

  • Submitted by Lana on Apr 29, 10 at 6:50pm

    asshole. you will die alone. with a disease most likely.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 3:44am


  • Submitted by slf30561 on May 25, 10 at 2:14am

    i'm kinda upset that i share the same area code with you. you're lame.

  • Submitted by scoobz on Apr 28, 10 at 7:33pm

    wahahah tool

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 9:58am

    That's pretty much a universal thought about women;)

  • Submitted by Sqwh33 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:54am

    Then, don't date her.

  • Submitted by english_sLeven on Apr 28, 10 at 8:51pm

    Lmao... There are some girls that aren't the relationship type

  • Submitted by RebelBitch09 on Mar 27, 11 at 6:00am

    You should just walk to beach blv and lay down. This is the exact reason I divorced my husband and don't trust men from the OC anymore. You suck. Choke on a dick!

  • Submitted by mix_machine on Apr 29, 10 at 6:11pm

    What a proud moment for you, you douche tool!

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Apr 29, 10 at 8:07pm

    I love it!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 6:05pm

    douche bagg. assuming she wants your nasty ass anyways.

  • Submitted by Jordini on May 1, 10 at 1:10am

    just get some pornos and you'll be fine

  • Submitted by brocky on Apr 28, 10 at 5:32pm

    You know when a man cheats its despicable. When a woman cheats she usually has good reason and its funny. Like Pam on the office!

    • Submitted by sturmtroll7 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:05pm

      Why don't you just cut your dick off right now?

  • Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:13am

    It's guys like you that give bad names to OC guys. What a fuckin prick!

  • Submitted by youngdivorcee on May 2, 10 at 10:00am

    That is fucking priceless bro good job

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    Submitted by aninja on Oct 20, 11 at 10:30pm

    Sounds like you have some mommy issues to work out\nleave the poor girl alone

  • Submitted by KittyCat69 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:21am

    Guys like you are the reason we have such great songs. Congrats on being a major douche bag.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 28, 10 at 4:24pm

    Get the upper hand...she'll cheat on you before too long....

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on Apr 29, 10 at 11:54pm

    I bet that's what Jesse James said about Sandr and look where he is right now. A hated man-whore.

  • Submitted by Xivenia on Apr 28, 10 at 5:18pm

    I love how you all assume this was written by a man...I mean, I agree, but a woman would say shit like this too. Right?

    • Submitted by mysteryg on Apr 28, 10 at 7:17pm

      date HER, so unless its a lesbian a dude wrote this, so shut the fuck up and learn to read

      • Submitted by JoshV on Apr 29, 10 at 12:32am

        Learn to spell. *learn

  • Submitted by stiggys_slut on Apr 28, 10 at 10:12pm

    I think I love you! Great minds think alike..

  • Submitted by east on Apr 29, 10 at 12:53am

    i've come to the conclusion that the guys that don't like this are the ones who are so pathetic that they think that one girl could be the ONE girl that might sleep with them. think of it this way. every girl AND guy will get fucked over once. why not let it be by the one that makes you look good when you take him/her out next?

  • Submitted by profhopkins on Apr 30, 10 at 5:36am

    Some women just deserve it. You do whatever you need to do, bro.

  • Submitted by thedood on Apr 28, 10 at 4:37pm

    Well played sir.

  • Submitted by irishstud on Apr 28, 10 at 6:00pm

    Hey anon33 fuck you. I wear collard polos with the collar popped and I'd never cheat on my girlfriend. You're a piece of shit.

    • Submitted by Michel on Apr 28, 10 at 6:41pm

      That's only because nobody else will sleep with you.

    • Submitted by anon33 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:51pm

      Hahahaha..."irishstud" and popped collars. What a douche bucket.

  • Submitted by ohnonotagain on Apr 29, 10 at 10:35am

    It's not a fucking marriage people. It's called dating

  • Submitted by maudiekayk on Apr 28, 10 at 10:56pm

    As a female i find this Hilarious.

  • Submitted by sexycatpurr on Apr 28, 10 at 7:51pm

    Wowww. All these bitches hating need to appreciate that the poster is being honest with their self. That's something to appreciate.

    • Submitted by Victory4MSU on Apr 28, 10 at 8:45pm

      That's definitely not something to appreciate. Maybe if he was honest with her, too, then MAYBE you could consider that appreciative.

  • Submitted by Michel on Apr 28, 10 at 6:35pm

    There are women that expect you to cheat on them. Needed to be said.

  • Submitted by shemp on Apr 28, 10 at 5:38pm

    All these women dogging him out need to stop frontin cuz they cheat to