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  • Let me guess, you wear layered polos with the collar popped?

    Submitted by anon33 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:58pm
    • That's probably an eerily accurate description of the original poster. \nHe also most likely uses so much gel that his hair is crispy when you touch it.

      Submitted by awkward on Apr 28, 10 at 6:09pm
      • Hey! Don't make fun of gelled hair, make fun of the person under the gelled hair.

        Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:09pm
    • im loving the number of thumbs up on this....three bros with popped collars are probably feeling really lonely right now

      Submitted by sequioa on Apr 28, 10 at 8:15pm
    • hahahah no one wear's pop collar's or gel in the hair in orange county anymore. More like tank tops and earings

      Submitted by forfunsies on Apr 29, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Fuck buddies were invented to make you less of an asshole sir

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 28, 10 at 5:00pm
  • douche. you're lucky someone's even willing to consider dating your pathetic ass.

    Submitted by 12312 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Why date her then?

    Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 28, 10 at 4:49pm
  • fucked up

    Submitted by cool on Apr 28, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Don't date her. Let her find someone better than you, you douche bag.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:00pm
  • People like you ruin girls and make them not trust men. Pretty soon the world will be full of lesbians.... Then what will you fuck?

    Submitted by watersign2090 on Apr 29, 10 at 12:46am
  • Douchebag.

    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 28, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 5:59pm
  • douche bag. go fuck yourself

    Submitted by blackstone on Apr 28, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Jesse James? Is that you?

    Submitted by zak197 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:25pm
  • What a dick!!

    Submitted by ho77ywoodsb on Apr 28, 10 at 9:47pm
  • You're a terrible person and also the reason women say "trust" is the most important quality in a relationship. You'll also die alone and probably in a car accident.

    Submitted by StanDarsh on Apr 28, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Why would you even date her if cheating on her is what you plan to do-

    Submitted by bk36 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Wow. Fucking douchebag. No one deserves to be cheated on. \nAnd that's just hella messed up.

    Submitted by cheergirl on Apr 28, 10 at 11:21pm
  • C.U.N.T.

    Submitted by shredstick263 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:46pm
  • So fucked up

    Submitted by purplepuppy89 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:19pm
  • douche bags make the rest of us look like gods.

    Submitted by east on Apr 29, 10 at 12:54am
  • I bet she's a step ahead of you and she won't even consider dating you since your a fucking douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 10:28pm
  • This is supposed to be a FUNNY WEBSITE!!!!

    Submitted by anon727 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:13pm
  • No. I hope you did. You may where popped collars but you had me at "... You had me at stocked..."

    Submitted by kaceann on Apr 29, 10 at 2:56am
  • No wonder why the OC is full of STDs... You probably have a small dick anyways and stop thinking so highly of yourself she probably doesn't even want to date some OC jerk like you

    Submitted by loveellie on Apr 29, 10 at 2:27am
  • Love it

    Submitted by xjxexnx on May 11, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Hhaha! Remind me to steer clear of your fucking pathetic ass in the O.C.! I hope to god you are not dating a friend of mine! If u are you will get your ass beat!

    Submitted by nikkiegirl79 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:37pm
  • You's a dick.

    Submitted by stegosaurus on Apr 28, 10 at 5:54pm
  • Is your name Dylan gripentrog?

    Submitted by shornerrr12 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:14pm
  • @Phys :)

    Submitted by CAAF on Apr 28, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 3:44am
  • asshole. you will die alone. with a disease most likely.

    Submitted by Lana on Apr 29, 10 at 6:50pm
  • i'm kinda upset that i share the same area code with you. you're lame.

    Submitted by slf30561 on May 25, 10 at 2:14am
  • Then, don't date her.

    Submitted by Sqwh33 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:54am
  • wahahah tool

    Submitted by scoobz on Apr 28, 10 at 7:33pm
  • That's pretty much a universal thought about women;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 9:58am
  • Lmao... There are some girls that aren't the relationship type

    Submitted by english_sLeven on Apr 28, 10 at 8:51pm
  • What a proud moment for you, you douche tool!

    Submitted by mix_machine on Apr 29, 10 at 6:11pm
  • You should just walk to beach blv and lay down. This is the exact reason I divorced my husband and don't trust men from the OC anymore. You suck. Choke on a dick!

    Submitted by RebelBitch09 on Mar 27, 11 at 6:00am
  • I love it!!!

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Apr 29, 10 at 8:07pm
  • douche bagg. assuming she wants your nasty ass anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 6:05pm
  • just get some pornos and you'll be fine

    Submitted by Jordini on May 1, 10 at 1:10am
  • You know when a man cheats its despicable. When a woman cheats she usually has good reason and its funny. Like Pam on the office!

    Submitted by brocky on Apr 28, 10 at 5:32pm
  • It's guys like you that give bad names to OC guys. What a fuckin prick!

    Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:13am
  • That is fucking priceless bro good job

    Submitted by youngdivorcee on May 2, 10 at 10:00am
  • Guys like you are the reason we have such great songs. Congrats on being a major douche bag.

    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:21am
  • I bet that's what Jesse James said about Sandr and look where he is right now. A hated man-whore.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Apr 29, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Sounds like you have some mommy issues to work out\nleave the poor girl alone

    Submitted by aninja on Oct 20, 11 at 10:30pm
  • I think I love you! Great minds think alike..

    Submitted by stiggys_slut on Apr 28, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Get the upper hand...she'll cheat on you before too long....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 28, 10 at 4:24pm
  • I love how you all assume this was written by a man...I mean, I agree, but a woman would say shit like this too. Right?

    Submitted by Xivenia on Apr 28, 10 at 5:18pm
    • date HER, so unless its a lesbian a dude wrote this, so shut the fuck up and learn to read

      Submitted by mysteryg on Apr 28, 10 at 7:17pm
  • i've come to the conclusion that the guys that don't like this are the ones who are so pathetic that they think that one girl could be the ONE girl that might sleep with them. think of it this way. every girl AND guy will get fucked over once. why not let it be by the one that makes you look good when you take him/her out next?

    Submitted by east on Apr 29, 10 at 12:53am
  • Some women just deserve it. You do whatever you need to do, bro.

    Submitted by profhopkins on Apr 30, 10 at 5:36am
  • Well played sir.

    Submitted by thedood on Apr 28, 10 at 4:37pm
  • Hey anon33 fuck you. I wear collard polos with the collar popped and I'd never cheat on my girlfriend. You're a piece of shit.

    Submitted by irishstud on Apr 28, 10 at 6:00pm
  • It's not a fucking marriage people. It's called dating

    Submitted by ohnonotagain on Apr 29, 10 at 10:35am
  • As a female i find this Hilarious.

    Submitted by maudiekayk on Apr 28, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Wowww. All these bitches hating need to appreciate that the poster is being honest with their self. That's something to appreciate.

    Submitted by sexycatpurr on Apr 28, 10 at 7:51pm
    • That's definitely not something to appreciate. Maybe if he was honest with her, too, then MAYBE you could consider that appreciative.

      Submitted by Victory4MSU on Apr 28, 10 at 8:45pm
  • There are women that expect you to cheat on them. Needed to be said.

    Submitted by Michel on Apr 28, 10 at 6:35pm
  • All these women dogging him out need to stop frontin cuz they cheat to

    Submitted by shemp on Apr 28, 10 at 5:38pm