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  • With an attitude like that you'll never make Mattress Partner. You'd be lucky to even get Senior Mattress Associate.

    Submitted by Vulpus on May 12, 11 at 9:49am
  • I worked at a Mattress store for two years and I still laugh at that joke.

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 12, 11 at 11:12pm
  • His dealer is the vice president.

    Submitted by haliganbar on May 12, 11 at 11:49pm