dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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This text sucked...no pun intended. It truly was lame.
You beer-bonged tomato soup? Nope, thats not what it says. nevermind. maybe the moderators think that sprinkling in legitimate shit for texts will actually make the funny ones seem even better.
spoon straws make good coke spoons
uhh.. couldn't you just drink the soup? less dishes if you drink it..
Now that's creative, good work