so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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Doggie style is my favorite position;/ though my bf prefers cowgirl. Hey maybe my future child will be a vet too! ;D
lmao!! thats great.. wow some people just cant take a joke
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
The best text ever!
why is their mom a whore? cuz she likes it doggie style? you guys are retarded.
your mom is funny. LMAO
i was conceived in cancun. maybe that's why i like beaches, the ocean, and dos equis.
Honestly is the best policy in my book lol. Can't be mad she kept it 100
not only is the mother a whore, she is astupid whore for connecting doggie style sex with a career decision
1:41....do you know what a "joke" is?
Lol wow.... TMI moment lol
Yeah. Operah, you tell him.
Does that my mom was a whore?
Do you want a little brother??? Lol!!
since when does doggie style make you a whore?
and your mom is awesome.
Sounds like your mom is one big fucking whorebag!
I think its hilarious! And some families can speak of things such as what sexual position is how a baby was conceived. Your mother isn't a whore!
so, basically your mother is a whore
it wasn't doggie style she did a dog
This was too much information for my delicate mind today. :(
Too Much Information
In the words of your mom, that's just disturbing :|
Either you mother always does doggie, or she really didn't have much sex to be able to pinpoint the exact way you were concieved, either way Lame
Anything that makes you imagine your parents having sex makes me want to burn my brain.
why's the mom a whore?
Your Mom was just hinting to you how she likes it.