so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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Doggie style is my favorite position;/ though my bf prefers cowgirl. Hey maybe my future child will be a vet too! ;D
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
lmao!! thats great.. wow some people just cant take a joke
why is their mom a whore? cuz she likes it doggie style? you guys are retarded.
The best text ever!
your mom is funny. LMAO
i was conceived in cancun. maybe that's why i like beaches, the ocean, and dos equis.
not only is the mother a whore, she is astupid whore for connecting doggie style sex with a career decision
1:41....do you know what a "joke" is?
Honestly is the best policy in my book lol. Can't be mad she kept it 100
Yeah. Operah, you tell him.
Does that my mom was a whore?
Do you want a little brother??? Lol!!
Lol wow.... TMI moment lol
This was too much information for my delicate mind today. :(
since when does doggie style make you a whore?
and your mom is awesome.
Sounds like your mom is one big fucking whorebag!
I think its hilarious! And some families can speak of things such as what sexual position is how a baby was conceived. Your mother isn't a whore!
so, basically your mother is a whore
it wasn't doggie style she did a dog
Too Much Information
In the words of your mom, that's just disturbing :|
Either you mother always does doggie, or she really didn't have much sex to be able to pinpoint the exact way you were concieved, either way Lame
why's the mom a whore?
Anything that makes you imagine your parents having sex makes me want to burn my brain.
Your Mom was just hinting to you how she likes it.