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  • And by prozac I meant viagra of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Seeing as how extenze doesn't act in any way like prozac, I'd predict his gym experience will be normal and you'll still be a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:13pm
  • hahaahahahahahahahahaa no it's not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Too bad protein is for after the workout. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:11am
  • 120, do you know from experience that it wont work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Placebos only work when you know about them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:22am
  • TFLN needs some serious quality control. Who decides which lame text will be posted? Some are hillarious, but now it's like 1 in every 30 is decently funny and not fabricated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:16pm
  • honestly, i thought it was still funny. my boyfriend is a body builder and LIVES at the gym, i would totally try something like that for laughs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:12pm
  • why do you have extenze mr. small dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Tell us wat happened!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Ahahahahaa that is fucking awesome. I gotta try that on my guy when he's bad ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:25am
  • Brilliance at it's finest

    Submitted by gurke90 on Mar 12, 10 at 8:53pm
  • viagra wouldn't do anything either. it makes your blood flow better.... which, in turn, gives you a better erection. hooray for ignorance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Extenze is used to help the blood move more freely and help expand blood vesules for a erection not give you one you dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:10pm
  • They see me trollin, they hatin'!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Nothing will happen. Should have used cialis or Viagra, retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Protein = after a workout

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:12pm
  • It's like saying "I put some melatonin in his protein shake, so it'll be hilarious when he falls asleep at the gym!" Not the way it works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Your boyfriend's an insecure douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:08pm
  • U need Viagra bitch not extenze...dumbsss women these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:31pm
  • He wouldn't take it before unless he is a retarded Fuck, so nice try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:45am
  • hahahahahahaha this is funnnnny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:29pm
  • 5.39 yes it would. A couple of mates of ine tried this for a laugh and they couldn't leave the house for hours. You could literally hang your jacket off them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:37am
  • Love this!!! You're awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Would have been better to put laxitives in. So when he strained to lift something, he shat himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:19am
  • I would just do cock pushups then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • I crushed some P this morning. Maybe this guy should too instead of epic failing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:26pm
  • you should have used COLON CLEANSE EXTREME!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:10am
  • Nope, true as. They found it almost impossible to pee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:40am
  • who says it was a woman that sent this text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Nothing's going to happen, you ignorant cunt. I feel sorry for you, sucks to be that stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:57pm
  • To reiterate what 2 people have already said...even if you had used the right pill, protein shakes are never for before a workout. Maybe you should have added it to his pasta sauce or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Extenze is primarily L-Arginine which is a nitrous oxide precursor. L-arginine is used before and after a workout anyways. At most it would make him more vascular and he may recover from the workout faster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:24am
  • This person should be shot for putting a so called dick blower upper instead of what he meant to do. Fucking jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:52pm
  • 6:37. it doesn't cause erections. it makes them better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:42pm