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  • agree with 2:30 & 2:36. no way in hell would i be texting back if i were getting laid. who texts and has sex at the same time? LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:26am
  • probably just drunk.. because if i was gettin laid i would not be texting back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 1:13...you're really that upset about not getting a submission...get a life and get laid, jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:30pm
  • what the hell does it mean it porky pig from the loony toons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:31pm
  • someone who can have sex and text is a multitasker clearlyyyy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:37am
  • OMG, please tell me this is someone from Grinnell texting someone in or from Des Moines. WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17am
  • Seriously, Michelle? Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:13pm
  • It sounds like a response from a looney toon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:47pm
  • how did the baby cross the road? I kicked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:55am
  • they post retarded drivel like this but wont post my texty about the really old guy dressed as a cowboy sitting on a gatorade cooler in the middle of the mall parking lot at 3 am?? hmm... maybe i should have put "wasted" in my submission somewhere..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:13pm
  • I thought porky pig too. You guys above me just made me laugh at An inappropriate time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47pm
  • yall, it's porky pig. ebdebdebdeb..that's all folks! know your loony toons, sheesh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:02pm
  • First Iowa one I've seen on here. Funny, we do know how to have a bitching time here in Des Moines.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:45am
  • No...Thats motorboatin It Baby YEAH!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:04pm
  • 9:55 nice joke. how did the baby stop crying? i ate it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:43pm
  • HAHAHA and lmfao @ 3:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:57am
  • lmaooo @ 3:02. hahahahhahahhahahahhahha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:16am
  • The mystery deepens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:36pm
  • dont eat babies... kick them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Wasted. Or butt dialing

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Oct 2, 10 at 6:26pm
  • why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:06am
  • looks like he was trying to spell "bed" over and over...but it was probably both anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:26pm
  • AHH!! dam you 12:47 .. it sounds like tweetie bird ! hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:52pm