are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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agree with 2:30 & 2:36.
no way in hell would i be texting back if i were getting laid.
who texts and has sex at the same time? LAME.
probably just drunk.. because if i was gettin laid i would not be texting back
1:13...you're really that upset about not getting a submission...get a life and get laid, jesus
someone who can have sex and text is a multitasker clearlyyyy.
what the hell does it mean
it porky pig from the loony toons
OMG, please tell me this is someone from Grinnell texting someone in or from Des Moines. WIN.
how did the baby cross the road?
I kicked it
It sounds like a response from a looney toon.
Seriously, Michelle? Thank you.
yall, it's porky pig.
ebdebdebdeb..that's all folks! know your loony toons, sheesh.
First Iowa one I've seen on here. Funny, we do know how to have a bitching time here in Des Moines.
they post retarded drivel like this but wont post my texty about the really old guy dressed as a cowboy sitting on a gatorade cooler in the middle of the mall parking lot at 3 am?? hmm... maybe i should have put "wasted" in my submission somewhere..
I thought porky pig too. You guys above me just made me laugh at An inappropriate time
No...Thats motorboatin It Baby YEAH!!!!
9:55 nice joke.
how did the baby stop crying?
i ate it
and lmfao @ 3:02
lmaooo @ 3:02.
The mystery deepens.
dont eat babies... kick them!
Wasted. Or butt dialing
why did the baby cross the road?
it was stapled to the chicken.
looks like he was trying to spell "bed" over and over...but it was probably both anyway
AHH!! dam you 12:47 .. it sounds like tweetie bird ! hehe