are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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agree with 2:30 & 2:36.
no way in hell would i be texting back if i were getting laid.
who texts and has sex at the same time? LAME.
probably just drunk.. because if i was gettin laid i would not be texting back
someone who can have sex and text is a multitasker clearlyyyy.
1:13...you're really that upset about not getting a submission...get a life and get laid, jesus
what the hell does it mean
it porky pig from the loony toons
OMG, please tell me this is someone from Grinnell texting someone in or from Des Moines. WIN.
Seriously, Michelle? Thank you.
how did the baby cross the road?
I kicked it
It sounds like a response from a looney toon.
yall, it's porky pig.
ebdebdebdeb..that's all folks! know your loony toons, sheesh.
they post retarded drivel like this but wont post my texty about the really old guy dressed as a cowboy sitting on a gatorade cooler in the middle of the mall parking lot at 3 am?? hmm... maybe i should have put "wasted" in my submission somewhere..
I thought porky pig too. You guys above me just made me laugh at An inappropriate time
First Iowa one I've seen on here. Funny, we do know how to have a bitching time here in Des Moines.
9:55 nice joke.
how did the baby stop crying?
i ate it
No...Thats motorboatin It Baby YEAH!!!!
lmaooo @ 3:02.
and lmfao @ 3:02
dont eat babies... kick them!
The mystery deepens.
looks like he was trying to spell "bed" over and over...but it was probably both anyway
why did the baby cross the road?
it was stapled to the chicken.
Wasted. Or butt dialing
AHH!! dam you 12:47 .. it sounds like tweetie bird ! hehe