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  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:30pm

    probably just drunk.. because if i was gettin laid i would not be texting back

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:30pm

    1:13...you're really that upset about not getting a submission...get a life and get laid, jesus

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:26am

    agree with 2:30 & 2:36. no way in hell would i be texting back if i were getting laid. who texts and has sex at the same time? LAME.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:02pm

    yall, it's porky pig. ebdebdebdeb..that's all folks! know your loony toons, sheesh.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:04pm

    No...Thats motorboatin It Baby YEAH!!!!

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:55am

    how did the baby cross the road? I kicked it

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:37am

    someone who can have sex and text is a multitasker clearlyyyy.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17am

    OMG, please tell me this is someone from Grinnell texting someone in or from Des Moines. WIN.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:13pm

    they post retarded drivel like this but wont post my texty about the really old guy dressed as a cowboy sitting on a gatorade cooler in the middle of the mall parking lot at 3 am?? hmm... maybe i should have put "wasted" in my submission somewhere..

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:43pm

    9:55 nice joke. how did the baby stop crying? i ate it

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:36pm

    The mystery deepens.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:45am

    First Iowa one I've seen on here. Funny, we do know how to have a bitching time here in Des Moines.

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:13pm

    Seriously, Michelle? Thank you.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:47pm

    It sounds like a response from a looney toon.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:31pm

    what the hell does it mean it porky pig from the loony toons

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:31pm

    dont eat babies... kick them!

  • 53 52
    Submitted by whatever234567 on Oct 2, 10 at 6:26pm

    Wasted. Or butt dialing

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:16am

    lmaooo @ 3:02. hahahahhahahhahahahhahha.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47pm

    I thought porky pig too. You guys above me just made me laugh at An inappropriate time

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:57am

    HAHAHA and lmfao @ 3:02

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:52pm

    AHH!! dam you 12:47 .. it sounds like tweetie bird ! hehe

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:26pm

    looks like he was trying to spell "bed" over and over...but it was probably both anyway

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:06am

    why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken.