I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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Deffinately sounds exactly like what happened to my buddy. Haha she was so pissed
''I wish i could tell you that the monopoly man fought the good fight''
i made it rain with change and got thrown the fuck out.
Sounds like Morgan Freeman had a big night
I think I know the bachelor!
I wish i could read this without being confused... and aroused.
I do not want to know (poor bastard)
That happens to except the girl barged on me because she had eaten something bad the hour before and the manager got me 5 more. Free dancers I got get number u know what happened next
Ladies and gentlemen, "vomited" is spelled with one t.