I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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Deffinately sounds exactly like what happened to my buddy. Haha she was so pissed
''I wish i could tell you that the monopoly man fought the good fight''
i made it rain with change and got thrown the fuck out.
Sounds like Morgan Freeman had a big night
I think I know the bachelor!
I do not want to know (poor bastard)
I wish i could read this without being confused... and aroused.
That happens to except the girl barged on me because she had eaten something bad the hour before and the manager got me 5 more. Free dancers I got get number u know what happened next
Ladies and gentlemen, "vomited" is spelled with one t.