Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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...Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?
fail be original
Sounds like a good time
The hazards of dating a writer. Trust me, I feel your pain.
You'll either live the highlife after the first movie deal or waiting at Denny's to make rent as he recites at poetry slams to make rent.