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  • Submitted by iwassohigh on Mar 29, 10 at 7:15pm

    it would just be irresponsible if you didn't really

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    Submitted by MissKitKa on Mar 29, 10 at 7:29pm

    I think that's what most women would do first if they had one!!

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    Submitted by jeepsteve92xj on Mar 29, 10 at 9:29pm

    There is nothing wrong with smacking me in the face with your tits!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 7:13pm

    I agree!! Guys have it easy

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    Submitted by softhands2169 on Mar 29, 10 at 11:23pm

    And if I had a vagina I'd use it as a purse

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    Submitted by kenny5 on Mar 29, 10 at 8:26pm

    I do that now

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    Submitted by blabes on Mar 29, 10 at 7:14pm

    thats what i do, day in and day out

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    Submitted by jhalogen16 on Mar 29, 10 at 8:57pm

    Wow! I didn't know anyone felt the same way I do

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    Submitted by SassyDiva on Mar 29, 10 at 10:49pm

    Way to look on the bright side...up till now I've always thought of having a peen as a disability!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 5:00pm

    11:23

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    Submitted by Rease52 on Mar 30, 10 at 2:16am

    Thts what I do all the time, :)

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    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on Mar 29, 10 at 10:39pm

    Definitely a a wholesome experience.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by vagoo on Mar 29, 10 at 7:48pm

    i didn't know kanye was from north carolina

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    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Mar 29, 10 at 10:34pm

    I do it every day!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 1:12am

    Mmm dick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:16pm

    Benefits of manhood right there

  • 55 69
    Submitted by pomfan on Mar 29, 10 at 7:56pm

    We do not have it easy although I love smacking people with mine

  • 51 62
    Submitted by magicshaft on Mar 29, 10 at 10:55pm

    Poor guy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 1:10am

    Purse THIS

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 11:20am

    In the wise words of eazy-e, "i'll smay you up side the head with nine inches of limp dick!"

  • 58 82
    Submitted by surrender on Mar 29, 10 at 10:07pm

    Haha. If u had a penis. U would not just go to randommpeople and smack it

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    Submitted by Yozenfrogurt on Mar 29, 10 at 10:52pm

    Are you the vegan from a few texts down?

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    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 29, 10 at 7:08pm

    Awesome. Favorited

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    Submitted by IeffedYOURbfLN on Mar 30, 10 at 6:01pm

    true that.

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    Submitted by matchesipod on Apr 1, 10 at 4:14pm

    i think we are soulmates. that's what i've always said.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by tuAma on Mar 29, 10 at 9:18pm

    hahahaha funny....n an A

  • 49 77
    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 30, 10 at 2:46am

    They took my comment down!!!

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 9:48pm

    Let me tell you from expereince it's always fun

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 1:53am

    and if I had a vagina I would use it as a purse

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    Submitted by kenziehill1520 on Mar 30, 10 at 1:34am

    You hobknocker

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 29, 10 at 10:58pm

    Omg me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 7:03pm

    First