I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Hahahahaha, wonderfully true.. It happens
To quote something I read somewhere, you are not truely intoxicated until you are holding on the grass as to not float away.
when I get the backflips in bed, I just throw my leg out...gotta put that anchor down.
Lol, I bite my pillows. Not sure how high me thinks that'll help but whatever.
I'm a pillow biter too, and so is my boyfriend.
We're all gravity's bitch. F=G(M1)(M2)/r^2
Happening to me right now. That's why I'm laying on my kitchen floor reading TFLN.
There is NO gravity !! The earth just sucks !!