I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Hahahahaha, wonderfully true.. It happens
We're all gravity's bitch. F=G(M1)(M2)/r^2
To quote something I read somewhere, you are not truely intoxicated until you are holding on the grass as to not float away.
when I get the backflips in bed, I just throw my leg out...gotta put that anchor down.
Lol, I bite my pillows. Not sure how high me thinks that'll help but whatever.
I'm a pillow biter too, and so is my boyfriend.
Happening to me right now. That's why I'm laying on my kitchen floor reading TFLN.
There is NO gravity !! The earth just sucks !!