words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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So do black dresses at your aunts wedding....not fun
Holy crap this made me literally LOL. Priceless.
Keep it classy Pittsburgh!
"what is that in your eye?"
Wash your shit, Monica!
Been to plenty of them and yes the do you can always point out the whores and the lonley
This is great
No shit sherlock. A 5 year old knows that.
as soon a i read this i went down to all the comments to see how many people said "no shit"
No shit Sherlock
That happened to me before! It was my girlfriend's grad party! I had to go home and change shirts! Last time I let her use me as a napkin
Also. Never ever ever let your boyfriend give you a facial the night before. Even after a thorough shower there were still specks of it on my face. Good thing he had the decency to get them off when no one was looking....
Wow that would suck
Black light parties are sick! Had one this weekend. It was tight!
Why is everyone bein racist? BLACK LIGHTS not people
I just thought of a great prank to pull on a friend next time I go to a black light party. ;)
more like "words of obviousness"
I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 412
Ahahahahah... Atleast you had a topic to talk about if it was a shit party >_<
Bet her face looked like an ink blot test
Black lights = UV lights dumbass.. Lol
Duh dumbass those 'stains' are from laundry detergent. Not cum! Fail.
HAHAHAHAHA never thought of that before.. that sucks.
No they dont, only UV lights do that