Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Your junk was cut out or the parts of your suit covering your junk had been cut away [thus exposing your junk]?? That's a damn big difference.
I'm hanging out by the pool. In my new neoprene thong.
Is that a snorkel or are you just happy to see me?
OH MY GOD MY DICK!!!!! whoa look at that bong OH GOD WHY??!!!! that thing is huge AAAHHH!!!
I laughed bc it really sounds like his junk was surgically removed... ouch. Wording is important
this is an actual txt i received. the bong was about the size of a small child
(: gooooood life
How very "Hangover", lol